Kanye West and Kim Kardashian: Three Reasons They Should Shack Up

About two months ago, Kanye West released a Kim Kardashian love song (and Kris Humphries diss track) titled “Theraflu.” You know, like cold medicine. Since then, the rapper and reality star have neither confirmed nor denied their relationship. But they’ve totally been spotted holding hands and kissing while enjoying shit…

Kulcha Shok’s Lance-O Talks 16 Years of Jazid

In June, Jazid celebrates its 16th anniversary on South Beach. And with live music every damn night, this club has seen some of Miami’s best bands get their start on its stage. Almost 14 years ago, Kulcha Shok Muzik collective founder Lance-O started hanging out at the laid-back SoBe party…

Beyoncé: Just Pregnant or Illuminatic Conception? Take Our Poll

While a nude alumnus of North Miami Beach High was busy chewing a homeless man’s face off, Beyoncé was making headlines of her own some 1,200-miles from the gruesome scene now known as Miami’s zombie apocalypse. Of course, Mrs. Jay-Z wasn’t high on bath salts and going all cannibal. Instead,…

Michael Jackson Couldn’t Spell, Disregarded Proper Punctuation

Though he lived life like a nine-year-old kid (climbing trees, hosting sleepovers, enjoying water-balloon fights, etc.), Michael Jackson was a grown man when he sent Lisa Marie Presley a hand-written note in the early ’90s about his battle with sleep deprivation. But despite its author being an adult male, the…

Miley Cyrus Flashes Side Boob, Says Sex Is “Cool”

During her Disney days, Miley Cyrus was considered a model Christian. Like the Jonas Brothers, she proudly wore a purity ring and promised to stay a virgin. “I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand,” she…

Forward Motion Records’ Fernando Perdomo Leaving Miami for California

In the summer of 2010, Fernando Perdomo vowed, “I’m Not Gonna Move to LA.” That was the defiant title of a song off his band’s self-titled album, Dreaming in Stereo. But last night, the singer, songwriter, producer, Forward Motion Records label founder, and tireless local music supporter announced via Facebook…

Oscar G Drops New Beats Solo Album Today

When talking about Miami house, Murk is a name that reigns supreme. The seminal DJ-production duo of Oscar Gaetan and Ralph Falcon not only put Miami on the house music map in the early ’90s, but they also cut some of the biggest house classics, period. But what is Miami…

Are Justin Bieber and Rihanna Really Having Sex? Take Our Poll

See also “Justin Beiber Announces Believe Tour, Wrapping Up in Miami on January 26, 2013.” If rumors are true, the world is nearing its inevitable end. Justin Bieber and Rihanna are “getting very friendly,” according to Media Takeout, and Selena Gomez is fuming mad. In fact, she allegedly “dumped” the…

Louis Bar-Lounge Closing Tomorrow

Party’s over, folks. Louis Bar-Lounge’s reign at the Perry South Beach ends for good tomorrow. According to Vanessa Menkes, senior vice president of communications for Opium Group, Louis’s closing is due to construction and redevelopment happening at the Perry. “The hotel is being remodeled and Louis is in an area…