Like water draining from a home plate backstop aquarium, the little respect we have left for the Florida Miami Marlins continues to dwindle. Enraging fans has seemingly become a common practice among the organization’s front office–robbing Miami-Dade County taxpayers, a “horrifying” home run sculpture, horrendous new uniforms, etc. The latest,…
Even though Ultra Music Festival’s lineup and set times are conveniently and instantly available via the fest’s official app, we here at Crossfade wanna highlight three two reasons why all y’all beat freaks might need an easily printable, plain-text version of the UMF sked: 1. You can’t afford a fucking…
Dirtybird BBQ With Claude VonStroke, Justin Martin, and the rest of the crew Villa 221, Miami Thursday, March 22, 2012 Better Than: Any other company barbecue in existence. Everyone knows a cheeseburger and French fries are perfect together. But the Dirtybird crew says, “Screw that noise. You don’t need those…
When you’re Tiësto, a 43-year-old superproducer who’s accomplished, like, everything … How do you even drag your ass outta bed in the beat-freaking morning and then uhntz-uhntz off to work? Honestly, if we here at Crossfade had won DJ Mag’s Top 100 Popularity Poll three times and then gotten named…
Last night’s heaving, multi-room party thrown jointly by L.A.-based Smog and Miami-based Basshead was intense in every aspect. The volume was at 11. The revelers’ energy was at 11. The level of confusion trying to get around the sprawling downtown club Mekka was at 11. (Seriously, the place is like…
Check out Crossfade’s daily party guide — plus WMC and MMW’s fifteen best parties. Are you ready to spend the next three days penned inside the gates of Bayfront Park like some kinda wild, half-naked, EDM-addled party animal? With just 18,000 seconds till Ultra Music Festival starts uhntz-uhntz-ing like a…
It’s a question that really comes into focus during Winter Music Conference and Miami Music Week. If the end game of capital-D Dance music is supposed to be getting everybody grooving together, why are there so many divisions? Why do some DJs always end up playing for the bottle-service crowd…
Last night, walking into the lobby of the decadent Fontainebleau Miami Beach as Laidback Luke’s Super You & Me got underway, I had to remind myself … It’s only Wednesday…
Check out the full lineup and set times for Ultra 2012. Ultra Music Festival sold out months ago. So unless you’re wiling to drop $7,500 on a VIP package or purchase ridiculously marked-up General Admission scalper tickets, quit bitching and accept the fact that you’re not going to catch Tiësto…
Even though Winter Music Conference and Miami Music Week have turned into a nine days of EDM, we’ve keep it pretty low key. Until last night. First stop: The world premiere of Ultra Music Festival’s Can U Feel It concert documentary. Standing there on the red carpet was sort of…
Last night’s debut of Can U Feel It: The UMF Experience, a new 45-minute concert documentary about last year’s Ultra Music Festival, served as a sort of coronation of both Ultra and dance music in general. For one thing, there was the red carpet. Just a decade ago, the thought…
Admittedly, we’re all a little giddy ’round the New Times office. Rumor has it that Madonna’s going to drop by for a special in-house performance and breathe new life into our defunct Sectional Sofa Series. What sparked the rumor? One writer suggesting that, “we should totally get Madonna on our…
Who’s straight fiending for some beats? Well, with just 31 hours, 29 minutes, and 55 seconds till it’s time for you and 150,000 other furry-booted beat freaks to crash the gates at Ultra Music Festival, you will soon be overdosing on the uhntz-uhntz. In the meantime, though, there’s no reason…
See the full 35-photo Hard Miami Moombahton Massive at Grand Central slideshow. Hard Miami and Mad Decent’s Moombahton Massive With Diplo, Dillon Francis, Nadastrom, and others Grand Central, Miami Wednesday, March 21, 2012 Better Than: Seven hours of reggaeton and sirens. Back in the fall of 2010, Dave Nada played…
Tango Conspiracy at PAX Miami March 23
Beethoven’s Pastoral at the Knight Concert Hall March 23 and 24
Get Physical Nacht at Treehouse March 24
Blondie at Hard Rock Live March 25
Black Lips at Grand Central March 25
Occupy Miami Fundraiser at Churchill’s Pub March 27
Check out today’s top WMC and MMW parties — plus Crossfade’s daily party guide. Maybe you’re planning to spend the entire weekend performing glowstick tricks at Ultra Music Festival. Or enjoying the lavish amenities at Swedish House Mafia’s Masquerade Hotel. Or bleep-bloop-ing around Biscayne Bay aboard the Biscayne Lady. But…
San Francisco’s Samuel Doylestien, Ryan Williams, and Michael Tello are all accomplished DJ-producers. But as PillowTalk, they’ve been making even bigger waves. This year alone has seen the threesome signed to some of the most hotly tipped labels in the international house and techno scene: Visionquest, Life and Death, and…
