Scandalously Hard

Women are positioning themselves to stick it to men once and for all. Not content with bum-rushing the academic world by earning degrees, females are targeting anything considered male-sacrosanct, including prog-metal. Under the constant threat of being completely written off as the dumber sex, men must start to enhance their…

Support Imbeciles

It’s not often you’re handed the opportunity to receive some express dentistry while giving to charity. Spikefest is a gig to benefit Dirty Rotten Imbeciles guitarist Spike Cassidy, whose recent colon cancer diagnosis (and possible metastasis) eighty-sixed a 2006 tour. While on forced hiatus from D.R.I., drummer Rob Rampy has…

Jed, Move Away from There!

Until Northerners rode the railroads into South Florida in the 1920s and 1930s, and Hispanics followed them to the area in the 1950s, Miami was a small fishing town with a distinctly Southern sound. Since 1992, amid the salsa, soca, and swing of urban Miami, Michael Roy of Immanuel Presbyterian…

Colombians Together Again

After six years dedicated to solo outings and relentless touring (which didn’t stop rumors of an imminent breakup), the Colombian rock duo formed by Andrea Echeverri and Hector Buitrago finally emerged with an album of new material, Oye, which has the band returning to the more acoustic roots of earlier…

Everything’s Gone Green

It would be tempting to tag the Monday Photo’s song “Fall” as a cynical appropriation of the Mancunian era, if not for singer Leo Marcelo’s breathless enthusiasm for his source material. “We love New Order,” he says. “I just love the feeling in their music — the sense of sadness…

Taught to Be Taut

Taught to Be Taut Ska. Go ahead, laugh if you will. Much like a current genre label of the same length (hint: It begins with e and ends with o), it quickly became a musical four-letter word as soon as it appeared on mainstream radar. But something like Darwinism applies…

Glenn Danzig

Best known for incredibly catchy punk songs about murder and monsters, Misfits/Samhain mastermind Glenn Danzig is the only alumnus from hardcore’s original old-school scene to land an album at No. 1 on Billboard’s classical album chart, with 1993’s Black Aria. More sophisticated and eclectic, Black Aria II is instrumental, but…

Mayday!

Mayday!’s self-titled debut is one of this year’s pleasant surprises. Plex’s early production work for Miami groups like Algorithm and Spirit Agent were simple blue beats that sounded like bedroom soliloquies. In contrast, Mayday! is vivid and colorful, with sounds that range from the hard organ crush of “Watchin’ Me”…

Totimoshi

Even more bliss-driven than last year’s Mysterioso?, Totimoshi’s new record is reflective of the band’s recent road haul, which probably would have made for good reality TV — with the bandmates’ Halloween-mask-fetishism, semibabe bass player, and creative raps they must have devised to explain to hicks that no one in…

Laurent Garnier and Carl Craig

BBE’s Kings Of compilation series invites high-profile producers (Wu Tang Clan’s the RZA, Dimitri from Paris) to dig in the crates and mix together some favorite tracks. Normally a fun but lightweight exercise, the concept can inspire surprisingly meaningful work, as Laurent Garnier and Carl Craig’s The Kings of Techno…

Zero dB

Though cuts like “Conga Madness” on UK producers Zero dB’s Bongos, Bleeps & Basslines boast plenty of the obvious — an explosive conglomeration of organic-sounding world percussion — there are still moments that draw on Ninja Tune’s rich history of oddities. The avant-jazz workouts on “Know What I’m Sayin’?” serve…

Randy Newman

In an era when political correctness is pursued to unyielding extremes, singer-songwriter Randy Newman is an astute observer, immune to any notion that social commentary should refrain from satire and stereotypes. Eight years after Three Dog Night earned him his first chart success by covering his song “Mama Told Me…

Ferry Corsten

Hailing from the Netherlands, 32-year-old Ferry Corsten has been an international circuit DJ since he was fifteen. Touring in support of his recently released second studio album, L.E.F. (which stands for Loud, Electronic, Ferocious), Corsten imprints many of his mixes with his mantra “Create your own path, be yourself, and…

Raw B Jae and the Liquid Funk

Indulgence in all things retro has almost always been a modern staple of cool, and Raw B Jae and the Liquid Funk are no exception. For more than a decade the ever-changing eight-member group has embraced Seventies soul sensibilities while eschewing disco cheese. Psychedelic guitar man and local band-hopper Buffalo…

Osunlade

Thanks to the ever-present Aquabooty crew, Osunlade is a familiar face in these parts, traveling down from New York every so often to spin records. The man behind dance classics like Eric “Erro” Roberson’s “Don’t Change” and his own Paradigm album is a prime force in Afro-house, from his fierce…

Ben Kim

Since giving his first solo recital at age eight and making his orchestral debut at twelve, Ben Kim has gone on to become one of the most acclaimed young pianists in the world. Kim is a master of demanding works by Brahms and Schumann and is especially noted for his…

Candido Camero

Octogenarian Cuban musician Candido Camero, who celebrates a birthday with a return engagement in downtown Miami, works today at the same job he has had for the past 65 years: A-list conga player and innovator. He needs no resumé. But if he did, it would read something like this: Previous…

King Britt

Old-school house heads know King Britt for early-Nineties smash dance hits like “Tribal Confusion,” coauthored with Josh Wink in 1993, as well as his latter-day DJ sets of deep, jazzy beats. As for everyone else — well past their teen years, that is — they probably remember “Cool Like That,”…

ArtOfficial

ArtOfficial delivers a sound that shatters the line between jazz and hip-hop. The unification of the remnants of local hip-hop group Soul What? merged with reggae funk band Defoncé, spawning rich lyrics and instrumentals. Danny P., Ralf Valencia, Manny Patino, Keith Cooper, Newsense, and Afterlogic make for an interesting, inspirational…

Hustlin’ Flow

On the Saturday before the Monday that was Memorial Day 2006, the poolside party at Hotel Victor in Miami Beach was off the chain, even by hip-hop holiday standards. In a swelter of humid human heat thick with pot smoke, unmoved by even a breeze from the ocean across the…

Look Out, Miami, Here Freestyle Comes

Latin freestyle lives in the hearts of those who are still daring enough to rock fluorescent spandex, Jheri curls, and Scünci scrunchies. But for most of the population, there haven’t been too many signs of the gaudy electro offshoot that peaked in the late Eighties and caught a second, more…

Andy Partridge

Either Andy Partridge has way too much time on his hands or he’s simply too prolific to be reined in by the confines of XTC, the proto-punk band-turned-Beatles/Beach Boys disciples he founded nearly three decades ago. It’s likely a bit of both; after all, it has been practically 25 years…