Last Night: The Police Can’t Get Arrested

Ivon David Rojas THE POLICE CRUZAN AMPHITHEATRE SATURDAY, MAY 17, 2008 Better Than: What’s better than sitting in traffic for three hours? Somewhere in Palm Beach County there is a sadistic concert-hater who said, “I know, let’s close half of Southern Boulevard out by the Fairgrounds – that way it…

Free Music-Making Workshop with George Acosta Tomorrow

Tomorrow afternoon and evening, snag a free spot to learn some of the latest hands-on electronic beatmaking programs with George Acosta, Miami boy and legendary trance and progressive house DJ. (In 2007, Acosta was voted America’s Best DJ in DJ Times magazine. Also, remember those days at the Mix afterhours,…

Southern Hip-Hop = Fox News?

If there’s one thing the self-satisfied, liberal, tofu-munching, cappuccino-sipping, in-vitro-fertilization-using coastal elite hate, it’s FOX News. The Rupert Murdoch-owned channel even has the audacity to declare itself “fair and balanced,” which is approximately as accurate, liberals would argue, as Paul Wall calling himself African-American. Which brings us to the coastal…

Local Motion

Fiyawater Covert Propaganda (self-released) www.myspace.com/fiyawater Hailing from the culturally diverse hub of South Miami-Dade’s Perrine (P-rrine!) comes the hip-hop duo Fiyawater, comprising rhymers Ne’Pom and Spit, with production work by Investigative Reports. Here you have 14 tracks serious on the minimalism flanked by a throwaway intro and outro. The stripped-down…

Carly Simon

Speak to anyone in their fifties about Carly Simon and their eyes flicker. It’s like asking today’s youth about Jay-Z or Radiohead, a musical powerhouse that changed the trajectory of boomer culture. Simon’s life story is made for daytime television, from her early rise in her hometown of New York…

The Spencer Davis Group

Going to see the Spencer Davis Group these days is a bit like drinking nonalcoholic beer. The name’s the same, but the oomph is all gone — that oomph, of course, was Steve Winwood. Davis is a talented musician in his own right, but it was Winwood’s bluesy, gritty vocals…

Paul Rodgers of Bad Company

Ahh, to be an aging rock star. What better possible way could there be to live out one’s golden years than trying vainly to relive one’s golden youth? Leather pants, screaming groupies, pharmaceutically enhanced machismo. The Dennis Hopper-endorsed, carpe diem boomer mentality has given second wind to bloated rock corpses…

Jamie Lidell

Blue-eyed soul singer Jamie Lidell’s Jim ranks as one of the most unabashedly retro albums ever made — an inspired throwback/tribute to late-Sixties and early-Seventies R&B. Much of the time, Lidell’s smooth, suave voice recalls Stevie Wonder circa “Signed, Sealed, Delivered” and pre-What’s Going On Marvin Gaye. Propelled by handclaps…

Get Mau5-Trapped

Once his shit’s all the way together, Joel Zimmerman is going to explode. He seemingly can do no wrong — even his joke-band collaboration with Steve Duda, BSOD, illuminates a rare, untamed, scary talent. The pair’s half-ass, just-for-yuks foray into electro-house yielded some great songs that are all the rage…

Duran Duran Does Boca

Duran Duran boasts a rare longevity in the world of pop music — 12 albums and some 30 years in the business. The group’s two distinguishing members, synth master Nick Rhodes and vocalist Simon Le Bon, still speak to each other. Fans have accustomed themselves to the periodic, reptilian sloughing…

Timeless, More than Ever

Of all the many musical exports Brazil has unleashed upon the world, no single piano player has done more for popularizing that country’s music than Sergio Mendes. In the Sixties, with his group Brasil ’66, he helped bring bossa nova into nearly every American home. That disc scored a radio…

The Virgins

The last time Donald Cumming, the 25-year-old frontman for the New York quartet the Virgins, visited Miami, he ended up in jail. Somewhat forcibly transplanted by his mother to the horrors of northern Florida from his native Manhattan, then-15-year-old Cumming took a bus down to meet an old friend. “We…

The Roots

If the recent Smirnoff showcase in New York — in which Common, Q-Tip, and KRS-One disconcertingly sold their skills to the British-owned vodka company for some quick stacks — is any indication, the state of “conscious” rap is in serious flux right now. It seems to stand mostly for vague…

Portishead

In 1997, when Portishead’s self-titled second album arrived, the group’s sound was routinely described as trip-hop. Eleven years later, that term is as dead as Fatty Arbuckle, but Portishead is alive again and more captivatingly obtuse than ever. “I never had the chance/To explain exactly what I meant,” lead singer…

Lurker of Chalice

As the side project of one-man band Leviathan, Lurker of Chalice exists as a place for odder sounds that his main gig’s black-metal specs permit. Wonderman Wrest, a.k.a Jeff Whitehead, released 777 copies of Lurker of Chalice in 2000 to immediate acclaim, prompting this reissue on respected L.A.-based sludge label…

Loving the New Weezy/Yeezy Collaboration

Scrolling the Weezy files doesn’t always lead to stellar tracks. He’s got plenty of home runs, too many triples, a decent amount of doubles, and straight up strikes out that don’t even come close to a single on the windiest day. But check this track out between Kanye and Lil…

Full Q&A with the Virgins

(photo by Martynka Wawrzyniak) The Virgins are the latest white-hot (in every respect, meow) NYC quartet you are going to really care about very, very soon, if you’re not clued in already. In this week’s issue of the Miami New Times, we tell you why in our music section’s Live…

Remy Ma Gets 8 Years in Prison

The verdict is in and New York rapper Remy Ma has been sentenced to 8 years in a federal prison for assault, weapon possession and attempted coercion after shooting her friend, Makeda Barnes Joseph, last July in a dispute over money. Remy Ma accused her girlfriend of stealing $3,000 from…

Full Q&A with Duran Duran!

In this week’s issue of the Miami New Times, we give you the rundown on Duran Duran’s latest album, The Red Carpet Massacre, and the group’s appearance next Monday at Mizner Park in Boca. Click here to read that story. But of course, there are plenty of outtakes left from…

Throwback Tuesdays: Street Masters Crew

Instead of just posting an old song, this time around, Throwback Tuesdays brings you a bunch of video goodness of some Miami legends who represented a these-days-often-forgotten element of hip-hop: B-boying! (No b-girls in these videos, oh well – if anyone out there knows of some web videos of breakdancing…