Girl Talk Extends North American Tour and Announces Miami Gig May 19

A night out with sample-happy psycho Girl Talk (AKA Gregg Gillis) is never gentle. Imagine your brain being force-fed 36 hours of music in 36 minutes, pushed to the brink of seizure, and then fucked by a superpowered laptop that’s been wrapped in plastic to protect it from all kinds…

Bruise Cruise Travel Tip: Don’t Smuggle Drugs Onto the Ship

The Bruise Cruise sets sail from the Port of Miami on Friday. And while there’s plenty of dope coming through Dodge Island, y’all better think twice about sneaking some out; narcs like to prey on unsuspecting travelers, especially theme cruise passengers. In January, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents partnered…

Get Free Tickets to Questlove’s WMC Party

Yeah, we seriously slagged Questlove’s last local DJ gig. In fact, you may remember us saying shit like, “Besides the purp stench lingering in the air, nothing about Questlove’s mix … got us high” and “We’re done covering DJ sets.” Well, um, we meant it at the time. But with…

Shitstorm Explodes at the Cave This Thursday

There is only one adjective that does the almighty Shitstorm justice … Relentless. For starters, can you think of a local act that plays faster, nastier and harder? We certainly can’t. Figure in that the grindcore outfit has been smokin’ suckers since 2004, and you’ve got a blasting, metallic stamina…

Jimmy Edgar at Eve Miami, February 20

In between sipping drinks and smoking cigarettes, Detroit electronic dance music veteran Jimmy Edgar performed impressively. Recognizable at the beginning of his set was material from his most recent album XXX, which has its R&B and funk elements. Kinda sexy…

N.O.R.E. and ¡Mayday! at Transit Lounge, February 19

N.O.R.E. With ¡Mayday! As part of the Rising Transit Lounge Saturday, February 19, 2011 Better than: A XXXL Fatburger with cheese, some Swisher Sweets, and a PBR. Remember when Victor Santiago Jr. (AKA N.O.R.E., AKA Noreaga) got busted at a SoBe burger joint for slugging some dude three times and…

Ultra Sells Out, Scalper Tickets Going for Triple the Face Value

Tickets for Ultra Music Festival have sold out. But for procrastinating electro nuts willing to drop a few hundred bucks on scalper tickets, the opportunity to trip balls in downtown Miami is still alive. The news came as a shock to everyone, smeared across the top of the festival’s website,…

Ultra Music Festival 2011 Sells Out

That’s it, folks. According to Ultra Music Festival’s site, tickets to this year’s event are gone with 34 days left until the festival. Will more be made available? We’re not sure, but we’re working to finding out.Could this be a marketing ploy? Maybe. There is no way of really knowing…

Murmur Presents Nofitstate = Your Ultra Week Crash Course in Underground House

Various Artists Murmur Presents Nofitstate(Murmur Records)murmurrecords.com If you decide to prep for Ultra Week by listening to only one compilation album of contemporary underground house, then make it Murmur Presents Nofitstate. With almost thirty tracks spanning two discs, this record offers as robust a cross-section of sounds from the transatlantic…