Live Blogging From Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party

It’s a big night in Miami. Some indie music’s biggest names–Surfer Blood, Black Lips, Vivian Girls–are in town for the inaugural Bruise Cruise Festival, and before they set sail with 400 other seafaring hipsters tomorrow, they’re playing the Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party at Grand Central tonight. We’ll be there live-blogging…

Vivian Girls’ Katy Goodman: The Interview that Never Happened

The Bruise Cruise Kick-off Party is tonight at Grand Central, and while we’re totally stoked about the nine-act line-up including Thee Oh Sees, Black Lips, and Surfer Blood, we’re a little bummed Vivian Girls’ Katy Goodman didn’t talk to us. We were so close. We met Goodman last November during…

Dragonette, Dirty Hairy, Purple Lizards, and Confetti Explosions at LIV

How do you throw a b-day bash for a two-year-old baby named Dirty Hairy? Fire! Confetti explosions! Purple lizards! Vodka shots! Dolla dolla bills! And babes in strategically ripped and/or sheer shirts! Not to mention, you hire Canada’s hottest Canadian electro crew, Dragonette, to provide the entertainment with a quick…

Julio Iglesias Still Taking Panties at Hard Rock Live March 6

Win free tickets to Julio Iglesias’s Hard Rock Live show. Now that Julio Iglesias has reached the fine, sweet age of 67, you’ve gotta wonder why he continues to hustle it for grandmothers across the globe. Maybe it’s rivalry with his boy, Enrique, that keeps him stalking the stage. Most…

Celebrating Miles at Arsht Center February 25

The dude’s been dead for two decades. But even so, jazz demigod, congenital rebel, and cocaine enthusiast Miles Davis looks like he’s gonna have an incredibly packed 2011. Earlier this month, the trumpet-wielding master reissued an expanded Bitches Brew Live, a soul-scorching set of electrified jazz-rock pulled from his infamously…

Bright Eyes at the Fillmore Miami Beach March 2

Conor Oberst is no aging Luddite. Like most Americans, he relies heavily on the conveniences of modern “coffeemakers, telephones, televisions, computers. Everything has a little computer in it these days.” But the 31-year-old ex-wunderkind and cornerstone of the Saddle Creek record label tells New Times via an old-fashioned landline that…

Bruise Cruise Kickoff Party at Grand Central February 24

Bad news, lazy hipsters: The inaugural Bruise Cruise is sold out. You literally missed the boat. And now your cooler, richer roommate is rubbing it in your face by giddily stuffing her oversized duffel bag full of Red Bull, airplane-sized bottles of unlabeled vodka, two iPods, back issues of Vice…

Julieta Venegas at Gusman Center for the Performing Arts February 27

Julieta Venegas is a shape-shifter. Hers is a constant evolution, a never-ending series of experiments wherein she tests her own boundaries. She’s not quite reinventing herself — her sound is a signature, featuring quirky upbeat vibes and a soothing, sweet vocal style. But she’s not standing still, either. Nearly a…

Bikini at Bardot February 24

Unlike most bands named after seaside apparel and/or accessories (i.e. Swimshorts, Sunglasses, Sandals), bicoastal digi-pop duo Bikini doesn’t spin hazy, wavy sounds designed specifically for sunny, sandy days at the beach. Dark, distorted, and dance-y, this stuff is more like the soundtrack for a drugged-out midnight trip into deep waters…

Jesse Marco at SET February 24

A self-proclaimed city kid from New York’s East Village, Jesse Marco took a free fall into the music business at the age of 18 when he began an internship with British music mogul Mark Ronson. He gained recognition after taking a number of opening slots at New York City clubs…

Bachaco at Jazid February 26

The blending of genres and melding of styles is becoming as commonplace in popular modern music as cocaine lines next to grapefruit juice at Lindsey Lohan’s breakfast table. The whole world, including the biggest stars in any genre you can name, has been dabbling with mezcla of late. But just…

Martin Solveig at Arkadia February 27

Like some kind of benevolent pied piper of international partydom, French electro-pop producer Martin Solveig (né Martin Picandet) bestowed last year’s Dragonette collaboration “Hello” upon the world, luring disco refugees, degenerate club kids, and dirty hipsters to the dance floor like hypnotized rats. And now Solveig wants to let you…

Davila 666 at Churchill’s Pub March 1

As far as Puerto Rican boy bands with American crossover appeal go, Davila 666 easily beats out Menudo with its balls-out ability to rock, though there’s definitely some overlap in the wearing of leather jackets, chaps, and accessories. Offering both clean garage pop and raw rock and roll, Davila 666’s…

DJ Jonathan Toubin’s Soul Clap & Danceoff at the Vagabond Tonight

If you wanna shake out your pompadour and sweat through your underwear, then stutter-step down to the Vagabond tonight for DJ Jonathan Toubin’s Soul Clap & Danceoff. Direct from NYC with an assist from the Bruise Cruise people, this rock ‘n’ soul party is so fucking powerful it somehow turned…

Billy Blue Drops New Mixtape Blumanatti at SoBe Live March 5

Ever since Poe Boy label alumni and North Miami native Billy Blue dropped swagger-heavy summer track “When U Hood U Good” in July 2010, he’s specialized in the kind of click-clack cooked up specifically for cruising the causeways between Miami Beach and the mainland at midnight. And his new-ish single,…

Bento Box Band Live at Transit Lounge Tonight with Homebody

A band’s members can have all the talent in the world, and they can still suck as a band. Because for all the technical prowess, all the mastery of their instruments, you just can’t substitute that particular “X” factor, a seeming nimbleness that lends to improvisation on the fly. It’s…

Ty Segall Talks the Ocean and Girl Drummers

​Ty Segall is one young, talented guy who gets a good amount of buzz that is, thankfully, not Justin Bieber. For all of the awesome noise he creates, he’s a humble dude who more than deserves all of the attention he’s received. His last LP Melted, released on Goner Records, ended…

Ursula 1000 Time Travels on DMT to the Mod Miami Festival March 4

Working under an assumed fame name inspired by ’60s Swiss sex bomb Ursula Andress and the pseudo-futuristic numerical suffixes used to sell Atomic Age household appliances (i.e. The Cubla Carpet Sucker 500!), Brooklyn-via-Miami mixmeister Ursula 1000 (born Alex Gimeno) has spent ten post-millenial years mining retro musical territory for new…