Charlie Sheen Finally Admits He’s A Juggalo

Try, if you can, to imagine a grosser Burning Man. Not that the annual, drug-fueled New Age neverland orgy isn’t gross. It is. But in addition to the week-long, middle-of-nowhere mass discharge of bodily fluids onto crystals, Burning Man also has mind-boggling works of art and provides a unique, thoroughly…

Five Reasons to Tune In for the Sunday Coolout on WDNA 88.9 FM

The Sunday Coolout is a weekly radio show hosted by local DJs Sire Esq. and Maneuvers, who you may know from their Champion Sound party.Ostensibly a jazz show, the Coolout actually offers a rich variety of contemporary music and special guest DJs.Personally, we can’t think of a better way to…

Chromeo Bring Hot Mess to the Fillmore Miami Beach September 20

Another big show announcement: Vocoder-obsessed duo Chromeo announced they’ll be performing at the Fillmore Miami Beach on September 20 as part of the LG Ones to Watch Tour.Oddly enough, they’ve been “ones to watch” basically since their first release, 2004’s She’s In Control. Their latest album, Business Casual, featured club…

Ten Songs Sexy Enough to Get a Lady Pregnant

When we set out to put this list together, we thought Great, we’re going to have a wide variety of songs! That dream was shattered when we quickly realized white people don’t know shit about bone jams. If the number of Wayans children is any indication, black people know what’s…

Cut Copy Performing Live at Grand Central September 30

While Australian electro-rockers Cut Copy technically “kicked off” the tour for their latest album, Zonoscope, at this year’s Ultra Music Festival, rest assured they are coming back to give Miami a proper show in a non-festival setting. On September 30, the band returns to South Florida to rock Grand Central…

Troy Kurtz’s Ten Essential Tips for Summer Clubbing

The morning after some serious partying, you wake up totally confused because your lips are pasted shut and you’ve literally been dreaming about the sweat on a glass of cold water. Yours eardrums are KO-ed from last night’s bass, and it sounds like your guitar tuner got stuck on E…

Parable vs. Miami Beat Wave in New Video and Mixtape

Miami MC Parable is in fight mode. His new mixtape, VS, sees him trading hooks with artists like Llamabeats, throwing jabs at producers like the Miami Beat Wave, and stepping razors against DJ Guilletine. Soon, Parable will be crisscrossing the nation on a promo tour that’ll take him from the Bring…

Four Weird and Local Records From the First Half of 2011

There’s only six months until the next round of apocalyptic hysteria, when the clock will strike midnight on January 1, 2012, and everyone will piss their pantaloons in transcendental excitement. Nothing will happen, another 11 months and 21 days will pass, and then it’ll be time for the serious 2012…

Sucking Face With Santa at Treasure Fingers’ Christmas in July

For year-round residents of Miami, the difference between yuletide in December and Christmas in July is really just a matter of degrees. Say 76°F versus 86°F. Wintertime is the eating season and Summertime is the mating season. The former means jeans and an ironic t-shirt while the latter means cutoffs…