Music

What does it mean to rock? That is the eternal question. And according to StubHub, “the world’s largest ticket marketplace,” it’s all about a willingness to shell out obscene amounts of money (approx. $130) for resale tix to U2’s 360° Tour at Sun Life Stadium. Earlier today, the “eBay company”…

Simultaneously reviving the clubland economy and refueling America’s obesity epidemic, fast food giant McDonald’s is damn near ready to crown this year’s “hottest DJ” at a hamburger party inside South Beach’s Cameo Nightclub. But first, three mix-masters will have to woo a panel of judges comprised of relatively washed-up “celebrities”…

Damn you, leap year! This extra day nonsense is really starting to piss us off. With so much to look forward to in March, the thought of February 29 holding us back is killing us. Especially ever since we found out that Boys Noize is throwing a WMC party at…

Every Valentine’s Day is exactly the same — the candy, the flowers, the teddy bears, and some slutty lingerie. Don’t people ever get sick of spending a bunch of money on a bunch of stupid crap so some Hallmark execs get that big V-Day bonus? Or wonder just what the…

Once upon a time, some kids from West Palm were chilling at an Ultra Music Festival afterparty in Miami, and they started talking about forming an indie rock band. We can’t be sure if these guys were sober or not. But thankfully, they were serious, and Surfer Blood went on…

The never-ending awards show season reaches its apex next week when Univision beams the Premio Lo Nuestro to millions of families all across the Americas. On Thursday, February 16, the Spanish-language network will honor a cross-section of Latin music artists at the American Airlines Arena. Among them, Miami’s own Pitbull,…

A memo from Uncle Luke to all y’all haters who seem to think the hip-hop industry should institute some sorta superstrict mandatory retirement policy … Screw you. That shit’s ageist. In today’s edition of Luke’s Gospel, entitled “Jay-Z, Eminem, and Rick Ross Are Never Too Old For Rap,” New Times’s…

Following Costa Concordia’s horrific disaster-at-sea, competing cruise line Royal Caribbean has managed to avoid their own maritime mishap thanks to Mr. Worldwide, Pitbull. Armando Christian Perez’s Club 305 Cruise has been cancelled, but questions as to why the “magical voyage” with Pitbull, Paul Oakenfold, Flo Rida, and 2,500 of their…

Part passion project and part philanthropic endeavor, Lupe Fiasco’s latest gig is both catchy and admirable. The Chicago-based rapper has combined forces with longtime friend Sky Gellatly to form Soundclash (SNDCLASH), an electro-clash collaboration appearing at LIV this Wednesday. The duo’s set to release its debut all-electro EP, Don’t Drop…

Noise. It sucks. It hurts the ear. But every year, Rat Bastard’s International Noise Conference draws sickos from around the world to Churchill’s Pub for a free, curated, four-night concert series featuring the worst sounds humans are capable of producing without drones or laptops. All the bands have terrible names…

Every musician dreams of making it big. Of course, it doesn’t usually work out that way — unless you’re Miami-based electro duo GTA. Matthew Toth and Julio Mejia, AKA Van Toth and JWLS respectively, have been working together for only about a year and half. But already, their work has…