See also “Action Bronson Pulls His Dick Out: The Perfect Panty-Dropping Meal.” Earlier today, unbeatable rap hero and chef Action Bronson told us how the secret ingredient in his perfect seduction meal is when he puts down the oysters to “pull out [his] dick.” He garnishes said dick with a…
Break out the EBT, homie. ‘Cause tonight at Eve, Miami rapper and Get That Paper Son label boss Lex One will be launching Phood Stamps, a new party that he describes as a “recession-themed event celebrating public assistance.” And “just like food stamps, this will be a monthly thing.” “It’s…
Kim Kardashian’s pubic preference is no secret. If you’ve watched her home movies with ex-boyfriend Ray J, you’re fully aware that the middle Kardashian sister likes to keep things virtually hairless. However, it wasn’t until earlier today that Kim’s preferred method of personal grooming was brought to light. According to…
See also “Action Bronson Curious About Eating Transsexual Penis and Yak Dicks.” Get Action Bronson in the kitchen and there’s no woman alive who can resist him in the bedroom. The rapper and chef tells Crossfade, “They might not like chubby guys. They might not be chubby chasers. But I…
The geographical disadvantage that has historically plagued Miami’s live music scene is seemingly dissipating. Touring indie acts are traveling further south than ever before, logging the extra 250 miles from Orlando or Tampa to play shows in Miami-Dade. While venues like Bardot and Grand Central have helped tremendously in bringing…
Any disco music lover has probably heard of Horse Meat Disco, the London collective made up by promoters and DJs James Hillard, Severino, Luke Howard and Jim Stanton. Together they go around the world reintroducing audiences to the somewhat forgotten genre. What started at London’s Eagle nightclub has turn into…
Read also “Best of Miami 2012 – Best Weekly Party: Peachfuzz at the Garret” and “Jacuzzi Boys Headed to Europe for 26-City Tour.” Ah, the weekly party. We here at Crossfade were worried that it was going the way of the dodo. That’s not to say there aren’t great club…
A little over a week removed from the Miami Heat’s NBA Finals victory against OKC (and just four days after taking to the streets of Downtown to watch D-Wade drive by on a double-decker bus), the celebration continues. Only this time, it’s not a sports team we’re praising; it’s the…
After wasting another week flipping burgers, pumping gas, pouring drinks, pushing papers, writing blogs, or whatever, the whole world just wants to get smashed. Even the Bastard Lovechild of Rock ‘n’ Roll. And if this were next Friday, we might suggest buying up massive quantities of beer, booze, cigarettes, fireworks,…
Airports, right? One minute, they’re making you empty your bejeweled pimp chalice before going through security. The next, they’re busting you for having eight grams of weed, as if that could even get a motherfucker high as a motherfucker. TMZ is reporting that Snoop Dogg was held and fined at…
The classic house revival is well underway, sweeping across the international dance music scene as young producers who weren’t even old enough to walk in the ’90s revel in that decade’s sound. Sadly, a lot of these kids are probably unaware that among the pioneers of that deep house sound…
When twelve Argentineans with an affinity for ska and rockabilly formed a musical group in 1986, their only intention was to have fun and play their friends’ parties at el Colegio Nacional San Martín in Buenos Aires. Late last year, though, Los Auténticos Decadentes found themselves at el Palacio de…
See also “iHeartRadio Pool Party: A Lusty Five-Part Guide With Enrique Iglesias, Calvin Harris, and More!” Tonight (or at least this Saturday evening), he’ll be specially appearing for you. We here at Crossfade have already euphorically oohhh-ed and aahhh-ed about this weekend’s iHeartRadio Bleau Live Ultimate Pool Party — a…
When Teepee’s Erix S. Laurent released his killer debut album Morals in 2009, the New Times named him Miami’s Best Solo Musician. And then, well, he slipped into semi-seclusion. But that’s all changing with the release of a new single, a return to live performance, and an album release date…
What a week it’s been, eh? The Miami Heat paraded down Biscayne Boulevard, celebrating their 2012 NBA championship with hometown fans in the streets of Downtown Miami. A few days later, Spain won an Iberian showdown, beating Portugal in penalty kicks and advancing to the Euro Cup finals for the…
Coldplay’s Mylo Xyloto Tour at the American Airlines Arena June 29
Los Campesinos! at Bardot Miami June 30
Four Best Fourth of July 2012 Parties on South Beach
iHeartRadio’s Ultimate Pool Party at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach June 29 and 30
Dayglow Tour Miami: Life in Color at Miami Beach Convention Center June 29
Al Green at Hard Rock Live July 2
Flo Rida, Cee Lo Green, and B.o.B. on the R U on the List Tour July 3
