Ultra Music Festival 2013 Expands to “Two Big Weekends!”

“Dance music has officially taken over America! This is it, dance fans! The moment you’ve all been waiting for!” Those were the superpsyched words that kicked off Ultra Music Festival’s “so big, so crazy, so intense” announcement today. But then … We here at Crossfade (like all y’all epically dedicated…

Peaches in a Boob Suit on South Beach:
An 11-Photo Recap

Damn … Peaches is a freak. And not just in the ass-blasting, titty-shaking, cock-rocking, gender-fucking way. This lady’s got, like, two dozen boobs with nipples that look like homeless decapitated Barbies. Just check the cut for a ten-photo recap of Peaches in a boob suit on South Beach. See also:…

Trap Takes Over! Flosstradamus and DJ Sliink Run Shit at Grand Central Miami

Sorry, Admiral Ackbar. It’s too late for your warnings. The kids cannot escape. America’s youth is addicted to the drug-dealing music. And they ain’t fina stop twerkin’ till they dead. Or in jail. OK, it’s not that serious. But Friday’s performance by Flosstradamus at Grand Central proved that trappin’ is…

Gunplay Could Face Life in Prison

Is Gunplay guilty of pulling a gun, just to jack a cell phone and chain from a Tax Place employee? Is this how Don Logan goes down? Is this the end of the Human L.A. Riot? On Wednesday afternoon, Mr. Play (born Richard Morales Jr.) surrendered to Miami police on…

Five Best Second Saturday Art Walk Parties

Art is cool. But the coolest part is the free booze and tiny extravagant hors d’oeuvres. Remember that Basel week when the punks raided a truckload of Campari and then drank it all in the parking lot next to The Stage? Well, this weekend’s gallery get-togethers might not yield any…

Justin Bieber’s Sex Tape: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown

Justin Bieber is a fucking cock tease. Remember when we here at Crossfade totally called the impending leak of sexy-time pics and vids following the news of Justin Bieber’s stolen laptop? Well, we were 100-percent right. But it’s just gotten even more complicated and convoluted. Yesterday, after some alleged Bieber…

Six Best Club Parties in Miami This Weekend

While the rest of the country has been putting on hoodies and celebrating the first cold-fronts of autumn, we’ve been down here slaving away through the endless summer of our SoFla lives. Isn’t it time we got a little refreshment? Well, it’s the beat-freakin’ weekend. And we’re about to have…