Drake’s Top 26 YOLO Lyrics in Honor of His 26th Birthday

Holy shit! Drake is another year older today. So no longer can we say he’s “25 sitting on 25 mil.” Although, if his lyrical content is any indication, he’s already stacked enough paper to match his new age and then some. Like, seriously, this guy is the king of self-hatred-meets-braggadocio…

Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

Another day, another hustle. But stay pimpin’, playa. ‘Cause the light at the end of the tunnel swiftly approaches. You’ve been getting your grind on, but this city will provide you with appropriate after-school activities to help forget all that serious business and corporate blah-blah. This weekend in particular will…

Top Ten Songs About Sex in Public

Sex rules! And you know what’s even better? Sex outside! That’s ’cause the threat of being shamefully discovered tickles the universal voyeuristic/exhibitionist funny bone. All people (spanning every continent) either want to watch people have sex. Or have other people watch them have sex. And then sing about it. Here…

Miami’s Halloween 2012 Music and Party Guide

You know that terrifying wet dream where you’re, like, a totally boner-worthy brain-eater locked inside a superchic warehouse space with a thousand other sexy zombies? There’s blood and gore smeared all over the floor. The walls are rattling at 69 BPMs. And every undead perv in the place is humpin’…

Gunplay: $150,000 Bond and House Arrest

Gunplay is free, homie. Well, sorta … After surrendering to Miami police on an outstanding armed-robbery arrest warrant and getting his day in court with Judge William Thomas, then spending 12 days behind bars, the Maybach Music maniac has finally posted bond. And all it cost was $150,000. See also:…

Gilberto Gil and Rhythm Foundation’s 25th Season Celebration at New World Center

Rhythm Foundation’s 25th Season Celebration Featuring Gilberto Gil New World Center, Miami Beach Sunday, October 21, 2012 Better Than: Tim Robbins’s CD collection in High Fidelity. Last night, the Rhythm Foundation kicked off its 25th season of international music by hosting an intimate evening with world-renowned Brazilian guitarist Gilberto Gil…