Ten Best Halloween Parties in Miami

Halloween is a holiday for sluts and children. And we here at Crossfade don’t really care about kids. Miami does it super big, and there are only about a bajillion Halloween-themed parties this weekend. But because you can’t go to everything, we’ve boiled our music and party guide down to…

Top Songs for F#$%ing, According to 2,000 Horny Music Nerds

Hey, honey, would you like to have sex? No, not tonight. I’d rather listen to Meatloaf. Yeah, we’ve never said that either, but turns out a lot of Spotify listeners think “Bat Out of Hell” is more enjoyable than actually orgasming. And that’s not all the streaming platform uncovered with…

Seven Signs Dr. Dre Might Be Going Crazy

Yo, what is going on with Dr. Dre? We’re worried about him. He’s exhibiting some strange behavior; even his closest friends seem to think he might be losing it. He’s almost never seen or heard from, just holed up inside his California studio, in his epic castle-mansion, making beats and…

25 Creepiest Heavy Metal Album Covers

Halloween is that time of the year when it’s acceptable to wallow in the creepy, the crawly, the dark, and the macabre. Sounds like the themes of heavy metal, year-round! Here then, are those most spine-tingliest metal album covers, for your All Hallow’s Eve viewing pleasure. Step inside… See also:…

Drake’s Top 26 YOLO Lyrics in Honor of His 26th Birthday

Holy shit! Drake is another year older today. So no longer can we say he’s “25 sitting on 25 mil.” Although, if his lyrical content is any indication, he’s already stacked enough paper to match his new age and then some. Like, seriously, this guy is the king of self-hatred-meets-braggadocio…

Six Best Club Parties on South Beach This Weekend

Another day, another hustle. But stay pimpin’, playa. ‘Cause the light at the end of the tunnel swiftly approaches. You’ve been getting your grind on, but this city will provide you with appropriate after-school activities to help forget all that serious business and corporate blah-blah. This weekend in particular will…

Top Ten Songs About Sex in Public

Sex rules! And you know what’s even better? Sex outside! That’s ’cause the threat of being shamefully discovered tickles the universal voyeuristic/exhibitionist funny bone. All people (spanning every continent) either want to watch people have sex. Or have other people watch them have sex. And then sing about it. Here…