ASAP Rocky’s Guide to Hooking Up With Chicks, Bitches, and Hos

He’s got a “Fucking Problem” that’s a hit, and one that isn’t. But A$AP Rocky isn’t letting unlicensed samples ruin the LONGLIVEA$AP tour. “It’s just so hard to get things cleared, because you got to find people to clear samples,” Rocky said during a recent radio interview. The MC’s debut…

Soulja Boy Posts Explicit Dick Pic! Top Five Ways to “Crank That”

Yes, Soulja Boy showed off his pretty-boy bone on Tumblr. But, uh, it was an “accident.” The platinum-selling, dance-craze-starting, go-dumb rapper posted a picture of his swaggy weiner the other day, and Perez Hilton snagged an NSFW version before it was deleted. Because we know you’re as perverse and voyeuristic…

Coheed and Cambria Announce Winter 2013 Tour, Coming to the Fillmore Miami Beach

Searching for the Afterman? Well, take a break … ‘Cause everyone’s favorite prog-rock supergeeks, Coheed and Cambria, have just announced a winter 2013 tour! And while we could all continue puzzling oh-so-intensely over the latest installment — Afterman: Ascension — in C&C’s sprawlingly conceptual multi-volume Armory Wars comic-book-and-concept-album opus …..

Jay-Z Calls Mitt Romney a “Bitch” at Obama Rally in Ohio

Following the birth of his daughter, Blue Ivy, rumors that Jay-Z was stripping the word “bitch” from his vernacular began surfacing earlier this year. However, “the story that he wont use the word bitches anymore since having the baby is B.S.,” TMZ founder Harvey Levin tweeted in January. “He never…

Obama vs. Romney: Top Ten Musical Endorsements, From Vanilla Ice to Pitbull

Pop music celebrities are sex-drenched, weapon-obsessed, drug-addicted, angry, deranged, and sometimes criminal. In short, they’re unconventional, always-entertaining personalities who may or may not have politically valid opinions. But let’s face it, celebrity endorsements are cultural collateral, and politics is bloodsport. Here are the top ten musical endorsements in this presidential…

Who Wants Free Tickets for Afrojack’s Jacked Tour at Mansion Miami?

Whether unloadin’ uhntz-uhntz at Ultra Music Festival or gettin’ totally Jacked on South Beach, this Dutchman always comes equipped with his own MIA club crew, including “the tall guy with the weird glasses and the big afro.” But like all true party pros, Nick Van De Wall (AKA Afrojack) is…

Death to the Sun Festival: The Final Episode’s Ridiculous 29-Band Lineup

For three consecutive autumns, local musician and promoter Ricardo Guerrero’s annual end-of-summer local showcase — Death to the Sun — has ranked among South Florida’s best festivals for contemporary and/or experimental rock music. Just shy of reaching half a decade (and more than a couple months after the actual end…

Top Ten Molly References in Rap Music

Has anyone seen Molly? Have you checked the strip clubs or the mean streets of the inner city? Have you asked around the Louis store? Have you checked ATL, MIA, and NYC? It used to be that wide-eyed and sweaty raver kids ruled the molly scene. And basically, they still…