Wrappy Hour at Giardino

Giardino Gourmet Salads was conceptualized by husband and wife team Kenny and Ody Lugo,  formally a firefighter and Miami-Dade school teacher. Starting today, South Beach sandwich shop — which also features salads and soups — is holding its first Wrappy Hour. This is a catchy way of saying Buy one…

Weekend Blog Watch

Although Short Order is the only food blog you really need to read daily, some people just can’t get enough. Here are some highlights of the better local food blogs:Although they’ve been writing heavily about restaurants across the ocean lately, Food for Thought still has some good write ups covering…

“Opinionated About Dining” Survey Disses South Florida

Opinionated About Dining (OAD) released results of its second annual survey of dining establishments in the United States and Canada. The ratings cover over 900 restaurants ranging from fine dining to inexpensive. The only South Florida restaurants to make the grade were, perhaps to no surprise, the M & M…

In Case You Missed It: The Best of March Short Order

If you didn’t read every post in Short Order last month, shame on you. Here are just a few of the highlights to ensure you’ll come back every day this month and atone for your sins:Lent is almost over, and here are some suggestions to help you through your last…

Battles of the Bulge: “Beer Wars Live” at AMC Near You

Run clean out of political causes to get fired up about, since the election of Barack Obama? Here’s a burning issue that ought to scare the bejeesus out of us all: The plight of struggling US independent beer brewers. Tickets are on sale now for the one-night-only engagement of Beer…

Beer of the Week: Great Divide Robust Porter

Unrepentant beer drinkers, rejoice! Each week, Short Order will select one craft or import beer and give you the lowdown on it: How does it taste? What should you drink it with? Where can you find it? But mostly, it’s all about the love of the brew. If you have…

Deals on the Alley

The Grill on the Alley is known for their prime steaks, chops, seafood and cocktails, but on April 15 it’s going to be offering tax relief a la carte: The restaurant will pick up sales tax on all drinks, appetizers, entrees and desserts sold that day (11 a.m. to 10…

Flock to Fifi’s for Fresh Fish

The tenuous timeline of a restaurant’s trendiness was inadvertently epitomized long ago by — who else? — Yogi Berra. It happened when a teammate suggested they dine at a New York hot spot. “Nah, nobody eats there anymore,” the baseball bard said dismissively. “It’s too crowded.” Nelson and Mayneth Sanchez,…

Free Lobster, Steak, Shrimp and Whiskey

Like food? Freeeeee Fooood? Well today is your lucky day. The American Society Of Professional Amateurs of Southern Florida are hosting a surf and turf dinner of epic proportions and everyone is invited. All interested guests should arrive in all black at the Miami River underpass at midnight. Pick up…

Susan Loomis Thinks Americans Should Turn French!?!

Susan Loomis is an American chef who has been living as an expat in France for more than 15 years. She runs a cooking school at her renovated 15th century home in Louviers, Normandy, France where she lives with her husband and two kids. Susan is the award-winning author of…

Meat Cravings Satisfied at Boca Dolce Steakhouse

The steakhouse is South Florida’s culinary equivalent of the undead, an immortal presence stalking the earth in search of new victims, attracting ever-larger numbers of flesh-munching zombies. Must. Eat. Meat.So if you’re jonesing for animal protein (cattle, not human. . . sorry, George Romero) still isn’t satisfied, here’s one more…

Yogen Früz Slaps Miami In The Face!

Yogen Früz, the Canada-based international frozen yogurt company, operates over 1,100 venues in 20 countries, but none in South Florida. Yet. The company is getting set to open their first such location in downtown Miami (100 South Biscayne Blvd). Some will be pleased that we’ll finally have access to the…

Free Food! Maguires Hill 16 in Fort Lauderdale

There’s dining on a budget, and then there’s dining on no budget.  For those of you who have a hard time deciding whether that last $10 should go toward food or beer, Maguires Hill 16 in Fort Lauderdale has your answer: Both. Happy hour runs from 4 to 7 p.m…

Pizza Fusion NMB Offers Deals On Food & Drink

Pizza Fusion (14815 Biscayne Boulevard, North Miami Beach) is giving back to the community. You support them, they’ll support you. Spend enough money there and here’s what you’ll get in return. Free Pizza Mondays – free personal cheese pizza with orders of $25 or more Free Wine Tuesdays – Free…

8 oz. Burger Bar Buys You A Drink

The 8 oz. Burger Bar (1080 Alton Road, Miami Beach) wants to buy you a drink, it only counts for draft beer and “well drinks,” but if you buy one first, they’ll buy the next one. The Happy Hour runs daily from 4 to 7 p.m. and from 11 p.m. to…

The Burger Beast Interview

The Burger Beast is a South Florida eating machine chewing his way through fried-food-America and blogging his reviews of various establishments at BurgerBeast.com. Most of his posts center on Dade and Broward, but they also cover cities as far as Atlanta, where he recently found himself, and soon Minneapolis, where…

Booze Hound: Tsunami of a Deal at RA Sushi

At RA Sushi (5829 SW 73rd St.), a South Beach-y black sheep nuzzled within the crevices of the laid-back, pub-heavy South Miami bar scene, it really doesn’t matter what you like. You can tell your server your booze-buds howl for scotch on the rocks, drool for Manhattans, get frisky with…

Cheap Eats At Tobacco Road

According to Charlie, a 13 year bartender at Tobacco Road, the oldest bar in Miami, the following special has been running for the past 20 or so years. 1 1/4 Main Lobster for $12.49 on Tuesday All-U-Can-Eat BBQ Ribs for $10.99 on Wednesday 16-oz. T-Bone Steak for $10.99 on ThursdaysThere’s…

Eats for Under $7: Empanadas in Hollywood

Eating fast and cheap is hard enough, but try adding healthy into the mix and you’ve got yourself a headache. There’s a little shop on Hollywood Boulevard that offers baked empanadas that will fill you up without needing a loan or a personal trainer to alleviate the guilt. For just…

Free Lunch at Goldfinger Palm Beach

I was going to tell you about how to get a free drink at a strip club by printing out a coupon off of a Craigslist event posting, but that promotion expired yesterday, tough luck. Instead I’ll tell you where to go for free lunch with bare naked ladies. Here are…

Thai-D Up In The Grove

So you can’t turn around without someone shoving a bloody hunk of designer beef in your face. But you can turn around and see we really could use some better Thai restaurants.Could the new Atchana’s East West Kitchen in Coco Grove’s Mutiny Hotel be one? Well, it’s got a good…

Xtreme Indoor Ladies Night – Driving And Drinking Encouraged

Why is Xtreme Indoor Karting in Ft Lauderdale giving away drinks with reduced price racing sessions to ladies on Mondays? Well, it’s their ladies night, that’s why. Sounds like fun, but the flyer doesn’t explain why they’re advocating what common sense and MADD tells us is a judgment error of deadly proportions. Apparently when it…