Crazy Pianos Grand Opening

 Crazy Pianos, “The world’s most famous duelling piano entertainment concept,” opens today in the Grove. The original location is Holland, so that roughly makes Crazy Pianos Miami the world’s second most famous place of its kind, even if you’ve never heard of it, cause, well, how many duelling piano entertainment concepts…

Bagels To Roll Into Downtown

New York Bagel Deli, which for years has been stuffing the kishkas of grateful customers at 6546 Collins Avenue, is opening a downtown Miami branch in the Dupont Building, and is also slated to start a bagelry at Biscayne Boulevard and 23rd Street. The downtown deli should be open next…

Last Day For Free Oprah Chicken

Wanna crash your work computer? Today is the last day to download a coupon from Oprah’s website that offers two pieces of grilled chicken, two sides and a biscuit from KFC as part of a new, supposedly healthier menu. Hey free food is free food and getting it is awesome,…

Michy’s Croquetas Recipe

You asked, we fetched. Mercy wrote in: “I tried making Michy’s croquetas and matched up the ingredients well — but what breading is used?  Can you give me the receipe for the croquetas and fig marmalade? It is one of my favorites.”The recipe for croquetas with blue cheese and jamón…

Anthony’s. Coal. Pizza. Pinecrest.

Anthony’s Coal Fired Pizza, which in 2002 launched its first branch in Fort Lauderdale, has opened location number 15 in Pinecrest (10205 S. Dixie Highway). The chain is known for its authentic-800-degree-anthracite-coal-burning-oven “well done pizzas” — and, to a lesser degree, chicken wings roasted in the same oven. This will…

A Shrinking Pie

Pizza Fusion wants readers of Short Order to know that their 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. deal, details of which were posted earlier today, brings diners a personal size pizza (4 slices), not a medium pizza (6 slices) as their first release had erroneously claimed. Also, please note that the special…

Cinco De Mixology

I’m bout to let you Short Ordrians in on a secret. Jesus was a Mexican, and he has a drink named as such, and nobody’s ever heard of it because I made it up.This is an exclusive, as yet unreleased recipe. The only person who’s ever heard it was the…

Cinco De Mayo Reenactment

In real life, at least according to wikipedia, Cinco De Mayo “commemorates the Mexican army’s unlikely defeat of French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862.” In America it usually means tacos and tequila shots, and tourist versions of mariachi hats.The Cinco De Mayo festivities at Jaguar,…

Beat The Clock At Pizza Fusion

Pizza Fusion in North Miami Beach (in the Biscayne Commons Mall) has come up with a timely special: Between the hours of 5:30 p.m. to 7:00 p.m., price for a medium pizza (with white or whole grain crust) will be dictated by the clock. So if you arrive at 5:31…

James Beard Award Winners

Miami didn’t bring home any Beards this year. The award for best new restaurant went to Momofuku Ko  in New York, not Miami’s Sra. Martinez, edged out by comic value points for the name Momofuku.Best Chef South went to John Currence from City Grocery in Oxford, Mississippi. One of the…

Guacamole Recipe From Rosa Mexicano

Cinco de Mayo, like Independence Day, Labor Day, Memorial Day, St. Patrick’s Day — heck, like most of our holidays — means little  to Americans other than an excuse to congregate in large groups and get shit-faced on booze. Sad, really, but I’ll leave that as fodder for social scientists…

Top Ten Ways To Celebrate National Hamburger Month

May is officially National Hamburger Month, official in the sense that it was enacted as a vast marketing scheme by either White Castle or Krystal depending on whom you ask. We here at Short Order support fast food America, capitalism, and fake holidays, but let’s face it, corporate chain burgers…

Duckhorn Wine Dinner at Morton’s Steakhouse

Got money? Drink wine? Support the Make-A-Wish foundation? Prove it this May 13 at Morton’s The Steakhouse in North Miami Beach (17399 Biscayne Blvd) when Duckhorn Wine President Alex Ryan hosts an exploration of his company’s vineyards with wines from the Goldeneye and Paraduxx collections paired with a five course…

Sister Paper Takes Beard Award for Pig Story

Congratulations to Kristen Hinman from our sister paper in St. Louis, The Riverfront Times, for her James Beard award for best Newspaper Feature Writing Without Recipes, for her article “The Pope of Pork.”The James Beard Awards are like The Oscars for the culinary world. Kristen’s article about the pork farming…

Weekend Blog Watch

Sometimes I sit around for hours on end scooping sardines out the can with sour cream and onion pork rinds and drinking one tall can after the next of Arizona fruit punch. That’s my reality. It’s refreshing to see what other bloggers are up to. Some of the following posts…

Mother’s Day Restaurant Roundup, Part II

This post is dedicated to the time I got arrested on Mother’s Day when I was 15. Do not — I repeat — do not, get high with your friends on the roof of a parking garage in Coral Gables and throw rocks at the Metrobus, even if it’s parked…

Prime Blue Grille is Closed

In a response to our blog about the up-and-coming MIA venue in downtown Miami, Eddie writes that he will miss another downtown spot, Prime Blue Grille — which reminds me of a an old country music song, How Can I Miss You When I Don’t Know You’re Gone?According to Daily…

Booze Hound: BYOB at Wynwood Social Club

Attention flask fanatics and supporters of small, brown, you-don’t-need-to-know-my-business paper bags; there’s a new BYOB in MIA. The Wynwood Social Club (2501 N.W. 2nd Ave., Miami, across the street from Joey’s) doesn’t serve the sauce but delves out mixers that range from tonic, sparkling water, soda, and Snapples for free…

The Friday Imperative Weekly Wrap Up

Hey, you feel that? Stop whatever you’re doin for a second and tell me, you smell somethin? Is it hot in here? Hey what’s goin on? We’re cookin dammit, that’s what. The melting pot is heating up and Miami’s food scene is burblin’ with the certainty of it. It’s as…

Meatless in Miami: Of Meat and Myth

Editor’s Note:Meatless in Miami columnist Lolo Reskin is ba-a-a-ack. In her first column, she talked about becoming a vegetarian. She’ll be writing on the site regularly. MYTH: It’s hard to be a vegetarian in Miami.REALITY:  It’s actually a breeze, and only getting breezier…This is the main misconception that inspired this…

Summer Snapper Recipe From Wish

The first entry in our new Great Chef Recipe Files comes from Marco Ferraro, the talented top toque at Wish at The Hotel in South Beach. Ferraro was born in Italy, tutored at The French Culinary Institute in New York, trained at Michelin two-star Le Muscandin in Mougins, and followed…

Miami Spice Explains Itself

Yesterday, Lee Klein called Miami Spice annoying. Today, we’re giving the Greater Miami Convention & Visitors Bureau an opportunity to respond. I asked Rolando Aedo, Senior VP of marketing and tourism what makes Miami Spice special if it happens every season. I also asked him whether prices are going to…