Top Five Food Porn Movies for a Rainy Weekend

With Bonnie upon us, it’s time to change those weekend beach plans and resign ourselves to spending some time indoors with a good selection of food porn.  What’s better than watching provocative actors seductively eat, cook and fondle food as a glorified substitute for sex?   Below is a list…

Purdy Lounge: A Happy Hour for Those Tired of Happy Hours

The Place: Purdy Lounge1811 Purdy Avenue Miami Beach(305) 531-4622www.purdylounge.com The Hours: Monday through Friday, 3-7 p.m. The Deals: Two for one. The Scene: On the eve of its 10-year anniversary, the Purdy is like that friend of yours that you always say should grow up, but who never changes. But then…

Five Best Gourmet Foods in a Hurricane

The weather stinks today. Almost a hurricane. Who said just because the power is out you need to scrimp? In the event of a hurricane-caused power outage, one can only eat so much tuna or canned beans. And we don’t even want to bother trying cheeseburgers, sandwiches, (AKA candwiches), or…

Did the New Lulu in Coconut Grove Copy Dishes on Its Menu?

It has been said imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. If that is truly the case, Sugarcane and Smoke’t should feel exalted by the new Lulu in Coconut Grove. Lulu isn’t shy about this. The dinner menu opens with roasted dates stuffed with Manchego and linguiça and then wrapped in smoky…

Interview With the Forge’s Dewey LoSasso, Part 1

Helped by a multimillion-dollar renovation, chef Dewey LoSasso has transformed the Forge into a world-class restaurant with an innovative menu and edgy flavor. The veteran toque has worked at the Foundlings Club, Tuscan Steak, and, most recently, his own eatery, North 110. Below, LoSasso’s thoughts on the Forge 2.0. New Times:…

660 at the Angler’s $17.95 Thursday-Night Barbecue Supper

Last night marked the return of 660’s Front Porch Supper, held each Thursday from 6 to 11 p.m. on the swank hotel’s secluded terrace. This time around, it’s a barbecue; in April, it was a $26 lobster boil. The $17.95 price includes a main course and three fixin’s.The former features…

Most Annoying Things While Dining on Lincoln Road

Dining on Lincoln Road can be quite an adventure. Get out of your car, trek through the Sahara-like heat, deal with annoying blather from countless hostesses, and then when you sit down, you finally think you can relax. But wait! Homeless beggars nag you for money (or that delicious cocktail);…

Miami Spice: Deal or No Deal? Steakhouse Edition

In parts one and two of this series, we introduced our mission statement so to speak: To separate those Miami Spice deals that are worth taking advantage of, and those that are not. We decide between the two by asking: Should a $50-plus dinner, in this specific restaurant, be considered…

Sharp Shooters Lock and Load at Pool Hall Happy Hour

The place: Sharp Shooters Billiards7200 SW 117th Ave., Miami305-596-0588sharpshootersbilliards.net The hours: Daily 5 to 8 p.m. The deals: Fifty percent off drinks and free pool with two happy-hour drink purchases. The scene: While there are plenty of pool tables in bars around Miami, there are few legit pool halls. And at…

Top Chef Season 7: Cold War, Episode Recap

Prior to the airing of this episode of Top Chef, I saw that Michelle Bernstein (of Michy’s and Sra. Martinez) would be one of the judges. I wondered if this would work for or against Talula chef Andrea Curto-Randazzo. The Miami connection, you know? Would the two local toques even…

Miami Spice: Deal or No Deal? Asian Edition

In Part 1 of our “Deal or No Deal?” series, we explained how Miami Spice can represent a good deal at some places, but not so good at others. The question we ask of each eatery: Should a $50-plus dinner, in this specific restaurant, be considered a bargain? First, let’s discuss…

Scrambled Eggs: French Versus American

In America, we tend to overcook our eggs into large curds, which are, more often than not, dry and hard. On a recent sojourn to Paris, Short Order had the opportunity to try French-style scrambled eggs. The overseas version makes American scrambled eggs seem like the Sahara. In fact, Frenchies…

Sustain Coming to Midtown Miami

“Done with love” is how Jonathan Lazar and Brian Goldberg describe Sustain, the restaurant the pair will bring to Midtown Miami hopefully in time for Art Basel. Lazar and Goldberg — transplants from New York and Philadelphia, respectively — met in Miami through a family friend.”There’s a real passion,” said…

Jump Ship to Tarpon Bend Happy Hour on Miracle Mile

The Place: Tarpon Bend65 Miracle Mile, Coral Gables305-444-3210www.tarponbend.com The Hours: Monday through Thursday, 3-9 p.m., Friday, 3-10 p.m. and Saturday, 3-7 p.m. The Deals: Two for one drinks. The Scene: Tarpon Bend Raw Bar and Grill has one of the most popular and definitely the longest happy hour on Miracle…

Top South Beach Pick-Up Lines and Dishes

What do the babes on Ocean Drive eat? And more importantly, just how bad are the pick-up lines used by the sunburned, oversexed, neanderthalic geniuses who pass by them? Short Order decided to check — and also to determine the favorite foods of five hostesses. 5. Sheryl Rodriguez, the hostess…

Scott Conant Likes Miami…

“The people in New York City really took to Scarpetta. So then I decided to spread the love a little bit, and we opened up another Scarpetta in Miami Beach, and the people seemed to like it there as well.Miami is really beautiful, T-Dot. You should check it out sometime.”That’s…

And Scott Conant Hosts New Food Network Show Tonight

At 10:00 p.m., on the Food Network, the Miami-praising chef will be hosting a new competition series called 24 Hour Restaurant Battle. This is how the show is described:”Each one-hour episode features dueling teams who must conceive, plan, and open their own restaurants in 24 hours. On each team, one…

Roadkill Branding Irons, Grill Perversion, and BBQ Weaponry

Summer’s here and it’s time to fire up the grill.  To spice things up, we went on a quest for the ultimate barbecue accessories and came across some gadgets that are definitely worth sharing.The Condiment Gun –   ​ The pictures speak for themselves. This party starter is so popular that it is…

The Funk at Caffe Vialetto in Coral Gables

“This dessert is the funk!”No, Short Order has not let the cast of Jersey Shore in on our dining research. The most popular dessert at upscale, Coral Gables fusion eatery Caffé Vialetto is named “the Funk.” And rightfully so. The other most ordered sweet item is called “the Bomb.”…

Miami Spice: Deal or No Deal? (Pt. 1)

It’s that time of year again, when restaurateurs, in a desperate bid to appeal to those locals whom they’ve shunned for the prior ten months, try to make nice. Fair enough. I mean a deal is a deal, and $22 for a 3-course meal and $35 for a 3-course dinner…