Nick Valencia’s Sexy (and Spiritual) “Plant-Based Body”

During many of my workouts at CrossFit Miami Beach, I’ve noticed Nick Valencia, a tanned and shredded little guy, smiling, sweating, and tearing up the black rubber floor with his aggressive approach to the W.O.D. (CrossFit speak for “workout of the day”). Until a mutual friend tipped me off this…

Diving for Easter Eggs, Surrounded by Sharks

Captain Spencer Slate has once again organized a dive for people who are looking for watery memorable moments. Started twelve years ago, he organized the famous Easter Sunday underwater egg hunt. This year, it is scheduled to leave the dock Easter morning, April 8 at 8:30 a.m. Not to worry,…

Easter Brunches in Miami: Nine of the Best and One Dinner

We’re not sure just when the tradition of stuffing your face like a crazy person on ham, roast beef, colored eggs, and copious amounts of baked goods started — but we like it just the same. With Easter comes that age-old tradition, the brunch. Whether it’s a sit-down style or…

66. Carne Asada Fajitas at Cinco Cantina & Tequila Bar

It’s that time of year again when we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.66. Carne Asada…

Miami Rum Renaissance Returns For Fourth Annual Edition

​For Robert, Robert Jr. and Robin Burr, rum isn’t just a type of liquor, it’s a way of life.”[Rum] is an incredible spirit,” said the elder Robert, the family’s patriarch and founder of Miami’s Rum Renaissance, which takes place April 16-22. “And now it’s experiencing a renaissance of appreciation as…

Mary J. Blige Ad for Burger King Is Scary (Video)

Burger King has been slipping in the fast-food race. But today the firm debuts a new ad campaign and menu it hopes will speed up business. It adds ten new items that are supposedly healthful — the biggest expansion of BK’s menu since 1954 — and showcases a series of…

The Grind: Smoking Out Fine Burgers

If you were at The Grind burger battle last night and didn’t shower before hitting the sack, you know you smell like shit this morning.The South Florida burger competition drew hundreds of guests to the Miami Entertainment Complex in Wynwood last night. Guests milled around the crowded and, uh, smoky…

Venezuela Censors Pepsi Show

​A large movement against the increasing violence in the streets in Caracas has sprung on social media recently. The reason: various famous members of the music industry have been assassinated. Dozens of Venezuelan musicians and artists united with one voice against the violence, but they have been silenced. Yesterday, the…

Cecconi’s: New Brunch Buffet This Sunday

Cecconi’s is launching a brunch “feast” this Sunday, and although you will have to go get your own food (the spread is being served buffet style) the booze will come to you. The suddenly popular “Bloody Mary cart” (also on offer at Tudor House’s brunch) will be roving, and the…

Free Tickets: Harry’s Pizzeria Hosts Greenhouse Pizzeria Pop-Up UPDATED

Michael Schwartz is hosting another popup at Harry’s Pizzeria. The fourth dinner, in what is turning out to be a much-celebrated series in Miami, features Cleveland’s Jonathon Sawyer taking over the restaurant for a one-night-only meal Wednesday, April 4.Sawyer, Food & Wine Magazine’s 2010 Best New Chef and owner of…

Pairings Fundraiser: Art and Food Come Together

Art and food came together last evening for a fundraiser to benefit both Common Threads and LegalArt.The event, held at the LegalArt building in downtown Miami, featured food by Chow Down Grill, GastroPod, and newcomer Mad Man Jack’s Barbecue combined with mostly interactive art installations — some requiring participation before…

Eden South Beach Has Closed

A former marketing manager at Eden South Beach has confirmed that the restaurant has closed. Rumors of trouble started as early as last spring, when Short Order reported the website was down and vendors were grumbling about payment disputes.At the time, owner Larry Rizzo and executive chef Christopher Lee assured…

The Grind is Tomorrow: Burgers, Brews, and Body Paint (Video)

The Grind, Miami’s hometown burger competition, is this Saturday and we’re finally counting down to burger madness.On March 31 at 7 p.m., 30 local restaurants will compete with their meat at the Miami Entertainment Complex. Tickets are still available for $75 in advance, $85 at the door. VIP tickets ($125)…

Miami’s Ten Best Late-Night Restaurants

Want access to our Best Of picks from your smartphone? Download our free Best Of app for the iPhone or Android phone from the App Store or Google Play.There’s no doubt Miami is a late night town. With a large European and Latin American influence, we rarely think of dinner…

67. Tres Leches at Havana 1957

It’s that time of year again when we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.67. Tres Leches…

Jelsomino Russian Karaoke Lounge Coming to South Beach (Video)

For years Short Order has been saying the only thing that stands between South Beach and paradise was a really good karaoke lounge..possibly one that had live backup singers.Well, South Beach is closer to perfection because word has it that Russian-based Ginza Project is bringing its karaoke lounge concept, Jelsomino,…