Rum Renaissance Ends Today: Try These Brands

So many rums, so little time!If you attend today’s wrap-up of 2012 Rum Renaissance at the Deauville Beach Resort, (starting at noon for VIP, 1 p.m. for regular admission). Short Order has you covered. Yesterday we squirmed our way through the many vendors and tasted the finest of the bunch…

Eating House on 4/20 Recap (Photos)

In the spirit of 4/20, Coral Gables’ newest pop-up, Eating House, assembled a stoner-friendly menu of munchies that had crowds lining up around the restaurant. Small bites were offered at only $4.20, including Funyum dip and chips, slow-roasted short ribs with nachos, mac n’ cheese that sold out in 30…

51. Minuta at La Camaronera’s The Fish Box

It’s that time of year when we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.51. Minuta at La…

Tweet Up Tonight at Wine Vault in Midtown

The official grand opening of Midtown’s Wine Vault, a sexy 2-floor tapas and wine lounge, pairs up this evening with New Times’s monthly Tweet Up. Celebrate the end of your work week and give your hurtin’ wallet a break with free L’Chaim Kosher Vodka, Palm beer, and complimentary bites. Located at…

52. Carolina Piggie Platter at Austen’s

It’s that time of year when we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.As one of South…

Pot Candy, Sleep Aids, and Anti-Energy Drinks

Happy 4/20! This holiday, once underground, has gone mainstream. MTV lists quite a few celebrations and legalization demonstrations in San Francisco, Seattle, and even Topeka, Kansas. (Willie Nelson is performing.)At 4:20 p.m., thousands of people are expected to “light up” in solidarity. Since we at Short Order can’t condone the…

It’s 4/20! Top Five Restaurants When You’re Stoned

Today, 4/20, is the only day of the year when more Americans write and comment about pot than actually smoke it. What no doubt started as a story reported in desperation on a slow news day, has grown into something resembling a mainstream holiday — all that’s missing is a…

Man Eats Whopper With 1,050 Strips of Bacon (Video)

When can a good thing be too much? Apparently when you supersize your Whopper with extra bacon — 1,050 strips of bacon!Rocketnews 24’s YouTube channel shows a man in Japan taking advantage of a Burger King promotion that offered 15 strips of bacon on a Whopper for about $1.25. This guy chose to…

Bianca at the Delano: South Beach’s Bad Dining Habits Re-Emerge

To enter Bianca, the Delano Hotel restaurant that arrived at January’s end, is to step back in time to South Beach during the heady ’90s. In those days, fine-dining establishments could charge what they wanted for whatever fussed-up fusion cuisine they felt like serving. They could provide negligent service and…

53. Salted Lime Pie at the Dutch

It’s that time of year when we count down to New Times’ Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com53. Salted Lime Pie…

Burger King Food Truck to Roll Into Miami

In an attempt to claw its way back into the number two spot for U.S. fast-food sales, Miami-based Burger King is trying a hell of a lot of stale innovative campaigns.For instance, a new campaign has stellar celebs Jay Leno, David Beckham, Salma Hayek, and the overused Sofia Vergara in…

Kone Temaki Sake Lounge Serves Fat Sushi Rolls In South Beach

Technically speaking, Kone Temaki Sake Lounge does not serve fat sushi rolls/ But as the name suggests, it specializes in temaki, or sushi cones. Temaki looks like an ice cream cone, but is a little smaller — the nori serves as the “cone” and raw fish, rice, and whatever else…