Drunk on National Fame

There’s nothing quite as unsettling as a pair of nuts in a pink thong. Well, nothing except two pairs of nuts in two pink thongs. Miami comedy duo, A Pair of Nuts, bravely showed America their man parts while appearing on VH1’s Money Hungry. The sketch duo — Yamil Piedra…

Don’t Mess With a Snap Diva!

​Look at you. All this time, you’ve just been subtly snapping at your waiter when impatient for the check. Back in the 90s, though, there were actual video tutorials, complete with slow-mo shots, to teach folks how to take snapping to the extreme. And by extreme, we mean snaps named…

Bad Girls Club Miami Episode 6: Jamaica Me Go Home

Kristen gets sloppy in Jamaica.​Yay! Bad Girls Club Miami is back! How we went a week without this show, we have no idea. The ladies headed out of town in last night’s episode. Why did no one send any of the Bad Girls to Hedonism II before? Sluts + encouraged…

Shinique Smith’s “Menagerie” Opens at MOCA This Thursday

A Japanese caligraphy and graffiti mash-up by Shinique Smith.​You hear celebrities from all corners of the arts and culture world saying things like “I can’t believe I’m in the same room with such-and-such.” The sheer thought of working alongside names such as Nan Goldin, Carl Andre, On Kawara, and Lawrence…

What to Do When Your Boyfriend’s Best Friend Hates You

Sex, love, relationship advice from a professional dominatrix. Got questions? Drop an email to askadomme@miaminewtimes.com, you naughty boys and girls. Read more about Mistress Lera at Notes From a Miami Dominatrix Recently, I found out that this woman, my boyfriend’s best friend, has been talking trash about me behind my…

Christopher Has Grolsch in His Ears and Pencils on His Head

[jump] Name: Christopher PerezOccupation: HairstylistDescribe your style: Myself. I dress like however I feel in the morning. How many closets of clothes do you have? 3What’s the meaning of your tattoos? I tatt’ed after my grandparents. My grandfather was a carpenter that’s why the pencil on my head. ​​​​…

Five Reasons You Should Date a Chubster

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Venus Williams Signs Come to Win at Books & Books This Wednesday

​Bummed out that tennis superstar Venus Williams canceled her Miami Book Fair appearance? Oh hey good news! The multiple Grand Slam champion will be signing her book Come to Win at the Books & Books at Bal Harbour Shops on Wednesday, September 15. So instead of waiting in line for…

Want Free Tickets to Pandemonium at the Arsht Center?

via faceboookLost and Found Orchestra​Pandemonium is the symphonic equivalent to Glee. Instead of teenie-boopers breaking out in spontaneous Broadway musicals, this show has pedestrians blowing on traffic cones like they were makeshift French horns. We’re giving away two tickets to opening night of the U.S. premiere of Pandemonium, but you’re…

Top Sex Scenes Shot in Miami

This is Miami. There’s a level of gratuitous sex that’s part of everyday life. Whether its bumping and grinding (and let’s face it, dry humping) in a club or coming dangerously close to being groped by a frisky group of tranny street-walkers on the Metrorail, there’s no escaping the lewd…

Pandemonium Brings Squonkaphones and Chaos Theory to the Arsht

Rat-a-tat-tat! Crash! Boom! No, it’s not a ten-car pileup on I-95. It’s the latest ear-candy extravaganza from the creators of Stomp, who have put together another show full of inventive uses for everyday stuff. This time, instead of using regular objects to make beats, they use regular objects to create…

Typoe Talks Graffiti, His Childhood, and Why He Loves Miami

Photo by JipsyThe man called Typoe.​On Saturday, Miami’s jokester graffiti artist, Typoe, debuted his second solo exhibition “Bang Bang,” following last year’s “I Want Typoe So Effin Bad,” at the Spinello Gallery in the Design District. Few artists like him have the juvenile humor-meets-intellect that was pioneered by masters like…

Shopping Fashion’s Night Out: From Marni to FriendsWithYou

With her school girl’s haircut and slender, frail physique, Vogue’s Anna Wintour is an unlikely economic stimulator. However, this past Friday night, her brainchild, Fashion’s Night Out, spread through the country like a cancer, a very fashionable cancer. To sneak a peek at big business trying on good taste, we…