Amalia: Cat Eyes and Peter Pan Collar

​Fashion Breakdown: Shirt from Erin Featherson for Target, high-waisted skirt from American Apparel, shoes from Nine West, cat-eye glasses from Vintage Fabulous Finds in NY, purse was a gift from a friend…

Why The Simpsons Should Call It Quits

We get it. The Simpsons are an iconic American bunch. But maybe it’s time to say goodbye. The Internet’s buzzing with news that Fox executives are threatening to pull the plug on the long-running Sunday-night cartoon if the show’s six main voice actors don’t agree to a 45-percent pay cut…

Limelight Shines Light on ’90s New York City: Clubs, Drugs, and Giuliani

Manhattan’s clubland outlasted AIDS, it out-partied Andy Warhol, but it couldn’t survive Rudy Giuliani. In Limelight, filmmaker Billy Corben wandered from his traditional muse, his hometown of Miami, to tell of the tribulations and literal trial of former NY nightclub king Peter Gatien. He was targeted by the feds and…

Arrested Development Is Back! Top Five Bluth Family Catchphrases

Newsfeeds were a’blazin’ Sunday afternoon with word that long-exiled cult TV favorite, Arrested Development, would be making a grand return. Alongside the show’s cast at a New Yorker-organized “Bluth Family Reunion” panel and Q&A, creator Michael Hurwitz confirmed that a final season would be seeing the light of day, followed…

Inflatable Art Vamp, Pat Oleszko, Launches Tigertail’s New Season

Few South Florida arts organizations can boast the deep footprints that Tigertail Productions has left on our cultural landscape. Since 1979, the pioneering outfit has constantly delivered inspired programming to local audiences, featuring innovative performing, visual and literary arts, international exchange projects and culturally diverse festivals that have earned the organization national…

Micheala in Tweed Heels

Fashion Breakdown: Vintage dress bought in Tel Aviv boutique, shoes by Chanel, hat from a NYC street vendor, glasses by Burberry, cameo ring was her grandmother’s, bracelet by David Yurman, pearl earrings and necklace from a Duty Free shop (doesn’t remember the country)…

Great Lip Service Last Night at the Miracle Theatre

​As writers, we were totally annoyed by Lip Service at the Miracle Theatre last night. How dare they choose an attorney, a marketing teacher, and a television communications director to stand on stage and read their writing to a full house of eager listeners? In our book, writers are supposed…

Five Curmudgeons That Should Replace Andy Rooney on 60 Minutes

The absolute greatest TV news magazine, 60 Minutes, will lose its long-time resident curmudgeon on Sunday when Andy Rooney delivers his final original essay–his 1,097th. It will feature a segment with the show’s second oldest white dude, Morley Shafer, 72, interviewing 92-year-old Rooney about his incredibly long career and what…

House of Horror: Cops, Jailbait Tweens, and a Few Scares

​America can be counted on for many things, and one of them is increasing the timeline of acceptability to honor a holiday. Which is why House of Horror officially opened its black gates last night when it was still September. It’s all about the holiday spirit, folks. And the holiday…

Eleven Best Things to Do This Weekend

Florida Twi-hards, fans of Twilight currently salivating over the new Breaking Dawn trailer, will be pleased to know that our state has its very own vampires and werewolves. There’s no reason to get starry-eyed in Forks, Washington, where Stephanie Meyers set her novels. Just head up to the Florida pan…

Seven Most Depressing Characters in the History of Comic Strips

Sunday morning comics are a bit of a dying art form. Thanks mainly to the interwebs killing off the newspaper industry, reading the comics on a Sunday morning is becoming more and more a thing of the past.But maybe kids today are better off not reading the funny papers. Because,…

Calle Ocho’s Celebrity Cock Re-Hatched for Viernes Culturales

El gallo cubanoamericano, Little Havana’s celebrity cock-of-the-walk is back in front of El Pub and preening for his stately re-hatching during& Viernes Culturales.The fiberglass fowl had been bird-napped by a flock of Sigma Phi Epsilon peckerheads from FIU who spray-painted him white to look like Foghorn Leghorn before tailgating with…