The 10 Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

Oh, man! Is it really Friday? Listen, I don’t know about you, but my week was hell. And I, for one, have never been so thankful to see the “F” on my pill box. Have you ever had to take over your boss’ job while they were on vacation for a…

MIFF Film Speechless is Worth Your 12 Bucks

​Human existence is striding a lot easier these days.A mere hundred years ago, a trip from the Far East to the Americas could take longer than the 16- or 17-hour flight it takes now. Nowadays, though, you can be in Moscow, New York, and Honolulu all in the same 24-hour…

Found Miami Design Grand Opening Party at MiMo Location Tonight

We love the DIY culture. There’s something about buying an old, beat up piece of furniture with a beautiful skeleton, taking the whole thing apart and building the frame up from scratch. It’s like completely rebuilding your sad, crappy life.Though we love the thought of it, the time and effort…

MDC Live! Brings Pig Iron Theater (and Lizard Brains) to Miami

Have you read your Chekhov lately?Well, these guys sure have. The phenomenal Pig Iron Theater has been invited to perform in Miami as part of the MDC Live! Performing Arts Series March 23 and 24.Their funny and accessible comedic melodrama​ Chekhov Lizardbrain will be playing in the Colony Theater in…

Five Unexpected Fashion Tips From Celeb Stylist Brad Goreski

Sure, everyone knows Brad Goreski as the bow-tie-wearing, pop-of-color-loving former assistant (and later style director) to Rachel Zoe on The Rachel Zoe Project.He loves prints. He loves anything bold. But now the stylist-cum-editorial columnist has a new job title to add to his resume: book author.Appearing at Books & Books…

Five Reasons to Keep Bitching About Miami Traffic

​Getting to work this morning was a bitch.Earlier this week, Cultist’s Hannah Sentenac gave us five reasons to STFU about the terrible traffic in Miami.Soon, though, you’ll find five reasons endorsing a ferociously whiny commute.Our Magic City may not have ranked as the country’s worst metropolis for commuters, but just…

Dali Miami: Underwhelming

View photos of the opening of Dali Miami here.In 1921, the historic Moore Building was built in Miami. At the time, Salvador Dali was sixteen and rebellious, growing up in the Spanish countryside. He had daddy issues.His mother had just passed away from cancer and his father had the cojones…

Your iPod Can’t Do This

Although the way we listen to music has changed, there’s no arguing that the invention of the record player had one of the most enduring influences on pop culture. There was a time when vinyl was king, and music royalty hummed into our living rooms from discs that have since…

The Punk of the Irish

Never are there so many mysteriously Irish people as there are on St. Patrick’s Day. Your buddy Juan? Sure, he’s Irish, he swears. On his maternal grandmother’s side, once removed, or something. Whatever. Real ethnic connection to the Emerald Isle or not, almost anyone can enjoy what St. Paddy’s Day…

Sinning Like a Rock Star

​Fashion Breakdown: Leather jacket from Goodwill, shirt from my band “Revolution,” pants from the Internet, boots original Dr.Martens, bracelets from Spencers, waist chain from Publix…

MasterMind 2012 Finalists: Jillian Mayer

Miami New Times’ Mastermind Awards honors the city’s most inspiring creatives. As we approach Artopia, our annual arts soiree where we’ll announce the three Mastermind winners March 8, we’re profiling each of our nine 2012 finalists. For tickets and more information about Artopia, visit the website.​Jillian MayerOne could easily claim…

MasterMind 2012 Finalists: The End/Spring Break

Miami New Times’ Mastermind Awards honors the city’s most inspiring creatives. As we approach Artopia, our annual arts soiree where we’ll announce the three Mastermind winners March 8, we’re profiling each of our nine 2012 finalists. For tickets and more information about Artopia, visit the website. The End/Spring BreakFor some…

Los Amigos Invisibles Still Funky After 20 Years

​Los Amigos Invisibles didn’t have the time — or the money — to make a movie about the Venezuelan funk band’s 20 year-history. Luckily, bassist José Rafael “Catire” Torres ran into old friend Juan Miguel Marín at the Miami International Airport last year. Marín’s band opened for the Venezuelan funksters…