Theater for the People

How long has the Coconut Grove Playhouse (3500 Main Hwy., Coconut Grove) been out of commission? Nearly six years, which has been long enough for the building to fall into a really embarrassing condition. (Think pedestrian-endangering pieces falling off its sides.) The property is tied up in debt that no…

Philly Sucks

The Philadelphia 76ers haven’t been to the NBA Finals since 2001, and they haven’t won a championship since 1983. They’re all washed up, but their city still stinks. They’re has-beens, and it’s been so long that nobody remembers why they “had been” in the first place. They’re one of the…

Marlins Madhouse

The finest minds behind The Real Housewives of Miami couldn’t possibly come up with a more twisted reality script than the Opening Day roster of the 2012 Miami Marlins. The new manager is so unhinged he once stopped a news conference to announce simply: “Fuck everybody.” The center fielder tweeted…

Moscow Meets Miami

Once upon a time, Miami’s only connections to Russia were the gorgeous models sipping free vodka in our elite lounges and the bath houses at 54th and Collins. Zoetic Stage cofounder and award-winning playwright Michael McKeever has stepped in with another tie: Moscow, his comedy about the changing tides in…

Not Your Grandma’s Grandma

The Internet has played a pivotal role in Jillian Mayer’s career as an artist. Her collaborative videos regularly appear on YouTube, where they have become wildly popular and earned the talented Miami native critical acclaim. In fact, Mayer’s short film shot in Wynwood, Scenic Jogging, was just one of 25…

A Doll of a Dance

During the 19th Century, when industry and science were transforming the Western world, artists across the globe became obsessed with all the new possibilities on the horizon, both good and evil. Mary Shelley imagined a man named Frankenstein dabbling with chemistry and lightening to create a monster. The German romantic…

Cocaine Cowboys Cast Reunites at O Cinema

The Rakontur 10th anniversary celebration continued last night at O Cinema, at an event bringing together some of the biggest names from Cocaine Cowboys, the company’s 2006 documentary chronicling Miami’s drug trade.Author Edna Buchanan, West Miami police chief Nelson Andreu, Sam Burstyn, Raul Diaz, and attorney Sam Rabin were all…

Want to Dance With Timbaland? Friday’s Your Chance

Just picture it: You and rapper/producer Timbaland meeting up in a secret Miami location to dance your hearts out … along with dozens of strangers.Cultist received a notice from Flash Mob America this week that promised to make “flash mob history” with a planned gathering somewhere in the Magic City…

My Man Wants a Threesome, What Should I Do?

You know Miami stripper Skrawberry for her rap skills, her political commentary, and of course, her sexy moves on the pole. Now, you’ll also know her for her sound advice. In this weekly column, Skraw responds to readers’ questions about life, love, and beyond. Got a question for Skraw? Hit…

Are Gabrielle Anwar and Shareef Malnik Secretly Engaged?

There we were, standing on the red carpet at Lea and Roy Black’s Annual Black Gala at the Fontainebleau, interviewing reality star after reality star in the hopes of getting some juicy scoop. Things were looking dismal; so far, every celebrity we talked to had only lovely, sober things to…

Ultra Music Festival Fashion: Never a Dull Moment

Ultra Music Festival: The perfect reason to prohibit judgements, and forget inhibitions. As always, this year’s Ultra was a place to party, dance, and of course, wear your wildest fashions. Here, there are no rules. Your shoes don’t need to match your outfit; everyone can wear a skirt; and even…

Art and Science Collide at the Miami Museum of Science

Science is generally considered the realm of geeky, pocket protector-types; the arts, stereotypically, attract free-spirited conformity-haters covered in paint splatters. But there’s plenty of art in science, and plenty of science in art, as Miami Museum of Science’s “Images of Science” demonstrates. The exhibit, presented by the Max Planck Florida…

Rakontur Celebrates Its 10th Birthday With Racy Frat House Footage

Rakontur kicked off its 10th anniversary retrospective at O Cinema last night with Raw Deal: A Question of Consent, the renegade Miami film-making duo’s first and, some say, most controversial documentary.Though the boys of Rakontur are most famous for Cocaine Cowboys, the lesser-known Raw Deal played to a mostly full…