This is it: The last hurrah before we’re forced to return to the daily drudgery known as life. Once New Year’s is said and done, we’ll have to face that ugly 9 to 5 once again. FML. But until 2013 rears its (hopefully) pretty head, there’s still time to live…
If you love bikinis, basketball, or women who get into both, Christmas has come early for you this year. The Miami Spice Bikini Basketball team has chosen its roster, and we’re serving up photos and interviews of 12 of its newly named members. Consider it our (belated) Christmas gift to…
Kim Kardashian: Just another victim of Miami’s sexy ambiance? After a stint living in North Miami to film her upcoming reality show, Kardashian is reportedly pregnant. Kanye West, who’s been dating Kardashian publicly since March, announced the happy news at his concert in Atlantic City on Sunday night, singing, “Now…
They say 2013 is the dawning of a new age; an age of enlightenment, when humanity will throw off the chains of the ego and awaken into a long-awaited evolution. Given some of the mind-bogglingly horrific actions of our species in recent weeks, we’re not so sure the human race…
We know you pick up the Miami New Times every week. You read it cover to cover, of course, and when you’re done, what do you do with it? Recycle? Line your hamster cage? Start a bonfire?This holiday season, Kathleen Colwell and Jason Neighbour had a better idea. They used…
More than ever, boiling this concluding year down to the ten so-called best movies feels both arbitrary and reductive. Ideally, I’d have 25 unnumbered slots. I’d cite another five, formally varied nonfiction films: Tchoupitoulas, Detropia, The Ambassador, Only the Young, and How to Survive a Plague. And if I were…
So long, 2012. We will not miss your corny apocalypse jokes. We will not miss the crazy people you brought by way of Aurora, Colorado and Newtown, Connecticut. We will not miss the scares you put us through when the possibility of Mitt Romney becoming president was actually plausible. WE…
If the local temperature seemed to spike on Christmas Day, it’s probably because Sofia Vergara was in our midst. The hotter-than-Hades Modern Family star posted pictures of herself, her fiancé Nick Loeb, her mother and her Aunt Gloria commemorating the holidays in MIA. Oh, did we mention that one of…
Netflix is turning us into large and lazy humans, like the ones from Wall-E. Contrary to what the Internet wants you to believe, one disconnected night won’t kill you. In fact, an outage like the one that occurred on Christmas Eve and sparked widespread Internet panic might serve as a…
When Real Housewives of Miami began, we wanted it to be good, sure. But really, we just didn’t want these bitches embarrassing our city again.Well, gals, you didn’t. You made us proud in the most hot mess of ways…
Hangover cures are a drunkard’s Fountain of Youth; a mythical concept in which we refuse to lose faith, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. We’ve all tried the usual suspects: hair of the dog, Bloody Mary, greasy eats, etc. And in the end, nothing really works but the slow, miserable…
If you love bikinis, basketball, or women who get into both, Christmas has come early for you this year. The Miami Spice Bikini Basketball team has chosen its roster, and we’re serving up photos and interviews of 12 of its newly named members. Consider it our Christmas gift to you…
New Year’s Eve is a night when Magic City locals really let loose — we drink and dance the night away, spending hour after sweaty hour in an overcrowded nightclub, racking up a three digit bar tab. Wait, that’s just a regular night in the 305, isn’t it?Why do we…
Quentin Tarantino has been Googling himself, and it’s starting to become a problem. The filmmaker, whose eighth feature, Django Unchained, opens on Christmas Day, is famously an analog evangelist: He writes his scripts in longhand; he bans cellphones from his sets, and hasn’t had one of his own in years;…
As 2012 fades in the rearview mirror, Miami’s art community is looking back at a city slowly, incrementally reinventing itself beyond the weeklong mania of Art Basel. The past 12 months proved the Magic City can sustain ambitious art events year-round, from February’s standalone Art Wynwood to the Miami Performance…
Nothing says Merry Christmas like flurries gently falling on Tony Stark. As a token gift to fans of the superhero series, Marvel released a holiday teaser image ahead of Iron Man 3’s 2013 release. The photo shows Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark, standing in a snowstorm, sans suit. Obviously…
Barbra Streisand has always been a force. The Grammys have declared her a legend. She’s made a name for herself on the silver screen, the little screen, and stereos everywhere. It should have been obvious that The Guilt Trip was going to be a slam dunk. But I saw Seth…
If you love bikinis, basketball, or women who get into both, Christmas has come early for you this year. The Miami Spice Bikini Basketball team has chosen its roster, and we’re serving up photos and interviews of 12 of its newly named members. Consider it our Christmas gift to you…
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