The Last Five Years Soars Even as It Loses Sight of Its Source

Here at last is peak Kendrick: In intimate long takes and in comic montage, she belts, hurts, swoons, and rages, always remaining appealingly human. You can tell, when Anna Kendrick scraps for her big notes, that she’s not a natural, that she’s working hard, that she’s living a dream. All…

Fifty Shades of LOL

Even fans of Fifty Shades of Grey admit the book is a literary atrocity. Novelist E.L. James’ erotic reveries read like the rantings of a drunken yokel — less “His firm hands cupped my breasts” and more “Holy crap! He’s touching my boobs!” The story is simple: 21-year-old virgin Anastasia…

Coconut Grove Arts Festival with New Times’ Music Line Up!

The Coconut Grove Arts Festival (CGAF) recently announced that Miami New Times will be programming the three days of live entertainment during this year’s 52nd annual event, February 14-16. Today it releases the full concert lineup, promising to bring both regional headliners and exciting local acts to the main stage…

Podcast: Fifty Shades of Grey, Starring Sex Batman

Fifty Shades of Grey is opening nationwide, and in New York, Village Voice film editor Alan Scherstuhl connects via the magic of the internet with LA Weekly film critic Amy Nicholson to discuss the hotly anticipated movie starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, adapted from the E. L. James novel…

A Contemporary Take on the Classic Carmen

A high-intensity drama about spirited Spaniards seems like such a good fit for Miami City Ballet, you’d think company artistic director Lourdes Lopez ran out looking for Carmen. But in a way it was Carmen that came to her. As the centerpiece of MCB’s third program of the season, this…

Try Dazzle Painting at the Wolfsonian’s Upcoming Workshop

Dazzle painting sounds like something little girls armed with glitter and rhinestones would do, but the concept actually refers to a fascinating system of design utilized by the Allies during World War I. Artists painted high-contrast patterns and stripes on warships in an effort to make the targets less visible…

Hialeah Ranked Among Worst Cities for Valentine’s Day

Miami’s beloved H-Town has landed itself on yet another ‘worst of the worst’ list: this time, on WalletHub’s Best and Worst Cities for Valentine’s Day 2015. Ladies, can we honestly say we’re surprised? Considering the Hialeah stereotype is a man that lives with his momma and spends half his income…

Wynwood’s Kabaccha Shoes Launches a Colorful Line of Men’s Footwear

Local shoe designer Del Toro may soon have some stiff competition coming their way. Wynwood’s latest addition to the men’s shoe industry, Kabaccha Shoes, is right on their ostrich-skinned heels. “My strategy is to break through the men’s market, because I believe that men’s fashion is really lacking in color,”…

MasterMind 2015 Honorable Mention: Juan Carlos Zaldivar

Fillmmaker and video artist Juan Carlos Zaldivar has dedicated his artistic efforts to exploring the duality of how we feel and how we seem, but he keeps his pieces as subjective as possible, because that’s half the fun of life. “From the filmmaking point of view, I’m really interested in…

Catch Exile Books’ Closing Party for “Books Fuel Ideas”

When you were a kid, were your walls covered in memorabilia, posters, old pictures, and postcards? Did you one day decide to throw that stuff away or hide it in some drawer or box with the rest of your relics? It may seem like junk without context, but these old…

MasterMind 2015 Honorable Mention: Peter Hammar

A painter, installation artist, and performance artist, Peter Hammar is a man of many talents. From winning the Art Takes Miami contest in 2013 to exhibiting at the Moore Building, ArtCenter South Florida, and even Scope Art Fair at Art Basel; Hammar’s eclectic work has made its way into the…