Beyond Beans and Rice

They are no Manny, Moe, and Jack, but these three dudes do put the pep in making a little Cuban food go a long way. If you don’t know a chicharrón from a mariquita, Glenn Lindgren, Raul Musibay, and Jorge Castillo will be at Sentir Cubano from 2:00 to 5:00…

Hipp, Hipp, Hurray!

Plenty of big names are associated with the 23rd rendition of Festival Miami, the five-week series of concerts (27 of them this year) that celebrates and shows off the University of Miami’s renowned Frost School of Music. Pop celebs such as Albita, Raul Midón, Richard Stoltzman, and Bruce Hornsby will…

Out of This World

As appealing as a rowdy, dressed-down night at a local sports bar can be, sometimes you just want to put on heels and go all out. But even some of the most well-coiffed revelers feel disdain for those impenetrable velvet ropes and ridiculous cover charges. Lucky for you, Global Fridays…

The Illusionist

You might say Juan Carlos Zaldivar is a master of reality. When you enter one of the alchemist’s art installations, the outside world suddenly seems very far away. He conjures stuff that makes you stop, rewind, and try to unravel what is exactly different and why. Tonight Zaldivar is unveiling…

Be a Fool en Française

They say a sign that you have truly mastered a foreign language is when you begin to dream in that language. We think it is when you can sing karaoke in a foreign tongue. Ooo la la: Tonight you Frenchies can show off at the Alliance Française de Miami French…

If She Ruled the World

Jamie Lee Curtis is Hollywood royalty. She’s the daughter of Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis, godmother to brooding hottie Jake Gyllenhaal, and wife of Lord Christopher Guest (which technically makes her Lady Haden-Guest). Her filmography is vast and genre-defying. She started out as a scream queen in John Carpenter’s Halloween,…

Wish upon a Stone

You know, life would seem a little sweeter if everyone got together, put their troubles aside, and enjoyed some ice cream. We might not bring about world peace, but today at your neighborhood Cold Stone Creamery, everyone can help bring joy to legions of kids. Today the popular nationwide chain…

Scintillating Styles

The fashion season is changing from bright summer colors to the deliciously darker shades of autumn. You can find inspiration in the pages of your favorite magazine or at the most amply stocked beauty store. Even better, combine those options with guidance from the stars at Step Up and Step…

Shorter is Sweeter at MBC

The best thing about Bee Petting — a one-minute short featuring just that, and nothing else — is also what works best about the Short Attention Span Environmental Film Festival: This assortment finds its stride when it’s just what it says it is. The 2-hour mini-fest plays at Miami Beach…

Sometimes Judgment is a Snap

Gladwell Malcolm Gladwell, New Yorker staff writer and author of best-selling social phenomena books like The Tipping Point, was in town recently at the University of Miami, where he illuminated the subject of his most recent book, Blink. It began with a revelatory anecdote. To paraphrase: So, this guy walks…

The Breast Way to Paradise

In yesterday’s Miami Herald, an Associated Press article about a controversial Colombian soap opera contained an altered version of the soap’s title: “Sin [Pechos] no hay Paraiso (Without Breasts There’s No Paradise).” Similarly altered was a quote from the show’s antagonistic character, Jessica. A quick Google search reveals to Riptide…

Populist Mechanics

According to its publicity, bringing Robert Penn Warren’s 1946 novel All the King’s Men to the screen again has always been “a cherished dream” of executive producer James Carville — suggesting a lurking sense of payback frustration with the insubstantial legacy of the real populist Southerner whom Carville himself helped…

Playtime

Sweet, crazy, and tinged with sadness, Michel Gondry’s new feature, The Science of Sleep, is a wondrous concoction. The tricksy romantic narrative — in which Gael García Bernal plays a hapless, Chaplinesque madman — might be reminiscent of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, which Gondry directed from Charlie Kaufman’s…

Now Playing

Just as Arnold Schwarzenegger passed the action-hero torch to the Rock in The Rundown, Muay Thai star Tony Jaa gets the nod here from a similarly qualified veteran making an unbilled cameo. Jaa has the skills for the job and shows them off in numerous fight scenes; it’s just a…

Fall Crawl

On most nights, one could fire a cannon in the Wynwood Art District and not hit a soul. But when the starter pistol cracked on the season September 9, thousands of art patrons swelled the area’s streets during a gallery crawl that began and ended with a bang. Genaro Ambrosino,…

Art Capsules

Ever-changing Spectrums: For $1650 a year, artists clinch fifteen feet of wall space during one of the three-month group exhibits Art Fusion switches out four times a year. The artistic criterion for inclusion in the gallery’s stable seems to be a penchant for cranking out wildly colorful stuff in the…

Poetry and Puncture Wounds

The Proposition (First Look) There’s an old saying about Ginger Rogers, who did everything Fred Astaire did — but backward and in heels. This Australian western seems to be saying something similar about gritty American westerns: You think that’s hard? Try living in the Outback. The Proposition mucks about in…

Puddle of Fun

LocoRoco arrived with impossibly high expectations. This ridiculously cute new game for the PlayStation Portable debuted as a demo in April, and since then, the gaming press has tripped over itself to anoint it the successor to Katamari Damacy or Guitar Hero. Now the game’s finally here, and at first…

New Times‘s Top DVD Picks for the Week of September 19, 2006

After Sex (New Yorker) Bob & Tom Radio: The Comedy Tour (Image) The Boris Karloff Collection (Universal) Crossing the Bridge: The Sound of Istanbul (Strand) 8th & Ocean: The Complete First Season (Paramount) Fabulous! The Story of Queer Cinema (Wolfe) Gilmore Girls: The Complete Sixth Season (Warner Bros.) Go for…

Get Off on These Rockerz

Picture reggae music as something like a groovy, bass-heavy Russian nesting doll, comprising genre inside of similar genre. Rocksteady, roots, dub, and dancehall all share space within this term’s outermost shell. And then there was rockers, the Seventies subgenre also known as lovers’ rock. The name was derived from Augustus…

Go Fish!

Everyone who put money on the Marlins’ being in the playoffs — or even coming close — please stand up and give a big shout. Okay. Now sit down and shut up, you liars. We admit our own derogatory declamation of the teal sleepers (no, it’s not a dream!) in…

´Tis the Season for Broadway

An entertainment shows special promise when it inspires treatment in multiple media. The Light in the Piazza glows with romance hot enough to have moved it from the printed page to one of Broadway’s brightest lights of recent years (six Tony Awards in 2005), with a delightful stop in movie…