Give Us Space

Don’t expect tidy scenes of domestic order in this exhibit by four Cuban-American women artists. “A Room of One’s Own” features the work of Teresita Fernández, Maria Elena González, Quisqueya Henríquez, and María Martínez-Cañas and examines how architecture and the physicality of space shape our daily realities and our perception…

Philanthropic Brewmeisters

Hurricanes, weddings, three-day weekends. People will use just about any excuse to get drunk. But thanks to the CHARLEE Benefit Tapping Party, Titanic Brewery and Restaurant is giving everyone a good reason to drink up. CHARLEE (Children Have All Rights: Legal, Educational, Emotional) is a nonprofit organization that helps severely…

Forget Them Not

How do we feel about all of these 9/11 shows coming out? Is it too soon? Do we really need to see the replay over and over again? The jury is still out as to whether it’s exploitation, but at least it’s some sort of closure for the people who…

Where the Air Is Sweet

In most of the Western world, Sesame Street is more than a mere children’s television show. It’s a cultural landmark, complete with universal lessons, familiar songs, and beloved celebrities. Bob, Maria, and Gordon take a back seat to cuddly icons like Big Bird, Cookie Monster, Grover, and Elmo. The amazing…

Men-O-Pause

We all know women’s bodies run on a biological clock. When the alarm sounds, it means menopause has set in, complete with all the typically unpleasant physical adjustments. Well, Dr. Scott Einhorn is here to educate the gents about their own ch-ch-ch-changes. He’s offering an interactive community presentation that deals…

This Jazz Freakin’ Rocks!

You knew that many of those noodly thrash-metal virtuosos from the Eighties would stick around in other genres, didn’t you? They’re still out there in jazz combos or writing excessively baroque numbers for symphonies, but the king of this segue is perhaps Alex Skolnick. The brilliant guitarist began his career…

Wine-ing About Art

Picture a bacchanalia, and the image of well-healed art aficionados sipping cheap Chablis from plastic cups won’t likely flow to mind. That’s about to change at ArtCenter/South Florida, where organizers of a new Art & Wine Series have called down Dionysus himself to bestow divine intoxication and assist with a…

Big Girls Need Love Too

Some men might believe that the closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat, but most Cuban males will swear differently — as will Laura Luna. The Cuban artist creates sculptures and paintings of bald and nude Amazon women who appear as invulnerable as they do voluptuous. “Tierra Firme,” her…

Come into the Water!

The enduring fish called shark might offer a cure for cancer (a disease they’re immune to) and possess an unusual sensory system that can be appropriated for numerous human technological advances. They are beautiful and diverse creatures that include bottom-dwelling peaceniks (nurse), flyers (spinners, which leap above the surface when…

PACking Them In

So, what does half-a-billion dollars buy you these days? For the answer, I went on a tour of the soon-to-open performing arts center — two Cesar Pelli-designed megaliths divided by the expanse of Biscayne Boulevard’s four lanes of traffic. The weekday evening tour, geared toward volunteer usher wannabes, attracted more…

Da Real Estate Lockout

Will “Da Real One” Bell, a rising spoken-word star who has appeared on Russell Simmons’ “Def Poetry Jam,” returned triumphantly to Miami last month after his poetry team finished fifth in a national competition of 83 teams in Austin, Texas. “That’s the best finish ever for a Florida team,” said…

New Mags from former New Timesers

Several former Miami New Times writers later this month plan to launch an online city magazine. “We have been working on this in different ways since the day before I [left] New Times [in 2003],” says former music editor Celeste Delgado. She and former staff writer Rebecca Wakefield — now…

Panic Womb

A number of pregnant mysteries arise with the new remake of Robin Hardy’s 1973 cult-remembered genre work — namely what’s in this kind of malarkey for gender combat provocateur Neil LaBute, and why was such a high-profile film tossed into theaters without letting critics see it first? The two simple…

Detective Comics

If Superman Returns attempted to resurrect the Man of Steel as mythic hero, the season’s other Superman movie wants to disabuse us of any such childish illusions. Glamorously adult, Hollywoodland purports to part the veil on the circumstances by which George Reeves, the actor who embodied the superhero on Fifties…

Now Playing

Connoisseurs of le cinema de Broken Lizard can take modest consolation that this ode to “cold, fresh joy” marks a distinct rebound for the Colgate University-spawned comedy troupe from the dregs of Club Dread and The Dukes of Hazzard. A pair of brewsky-loving brothers (Paul Soter and Erik Stolhanske) travel…

The Irish Man Cometh

Martin McDonagh’s The Pillowman arrives at GableStage trailing considerable acclaim in its wake, having won an Olivier Award for Best Play in 2004 and a Tony nomination in 2005. It is a departure of sorts for the brilliant McDonagh: Instead of being about all things bizarre, violent, and Irish, it…

Aldous Huxley, Meet George W.

The fifth anniversary of 9/11 is upon us, and to commemorate the event, television networks are rifling through their vaults for footage of the worst terrorist attack on U.S. soil. Some prime-time specials will ponder whether Americans are any safer, others why Osama Bin Laden hasn’t been nabbed. Some will…

Art Capsules

Big Juicy Paintings (and more): “Juicy” features nearly 50 works from the permanent collection, including a number of new acquisitions making their Miami debut. The brawny exhibit is complemented by a handful of works on loan from area collectors. This marks the first time since 2002’s “Miami Currents” that MAM…

Necessary Evil

United 93 (Universal) A suggestion to those who’ve put off watching the year’s most wrenching and essential film: Before rolling the feature, first watch the documentary in which the families of those who died on the plane give the filmmakers their blessing, without reservation. If the mother, father, and sister…

Grateful Dead

The mall in Dead Rising is pretty much like any other you’ve visited. There’s a bunch of women’s clothing stores, a movie theater, and of course the obligatory food court. The only real difference is that it’s teeming with enough zombies to fill a stadium. Dead Rising opens with freelance…

Our Top DVD Picks for the Week of September 5, 2006

The Abbott and Costello Show: 100th Anniversary Collection, Season One (Passport) Ace Ventura Deluxe Double Feature (Warner Bros.) Amarcord: The Criterion Collection (Criterion) Anne of Avonlea (Koch Vision) Blade Runner: Director’s Cut (Warner Bros.) Broken Trail (Sony) Clive Barker’s The Plague (Sony) Commander in Chief: 2-Disc Inaugural Edition Part 2…

No Shortage of Film Fests

Haven’t had your fix lately of moody characters uttering ethereal dialogue in a foreign tongue to further a character-driven plot? Well, get your Truffaut-loving behind out of the house and meet us at Global Lens 2006, a festival of truly independent films from distant lands. There are no snakes on…