Bitch is an enigma. Probably due to her name of choice, even Google finds it hard to track her. Whether Bitch is screaming through a megaphone or playing the ukulele, when you see Bitch, time stops.The lesbian, freak, virtuoso, is a legend among LGBT women, including Ani DiFranco, whom Bitch…
June is arguably the best time of year to be gay. Or queer, or bi, or trans. In Miami, we have an extra reason to celebrate our pride with Out in the Tropics, a performing arts festival with an LGBT theme. Don’t get us wrong – the gay theme is…
Exxxotica 2011 has come and gone, and the New Times blogosphere pummeled you with content every steamy, dripping, latex-y step of the way. But we forgot one crucial detail: Miss Exxxotica 2011. The annual beauty pageant selects one lucky amateur participant to be the official queen of the convention. As…
Ever since 1997, when Florida stopped requiring riders over 16 to wear helmets, we cringe every time we see someone on two wheels without a cranium cap. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not necessarily worried about the safety of the rider. We just have an understandable aversion to vomiting in…
There was a wonderful time, not so many years ago, when Miami Beach was brimming with hot bods, the word fabulous hung in the air, and rainbow flags were flying high. Those were the good old, tasteful days when the gays ruled sunny South Beach.At some point, sadly, they flocked…
For the 16th year, City Theatre hosts Summer Shorts, which opens at the Arsht Center this Thursday, giving us all a reason to stay in town for sweaty June. And this year, the cast includes the “culture guy” from the Emmy-winning Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Jai Rodriguez. Just…
The Hangover II opened this week despite a lawsuit from retired boxer Mike Tyson’s tattoo artist on the grounds that the tat’s inclusion in the film constitutes copyright infringement. The tribal style ink is featured on the face of Ed Helms who, along with Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifinakis, must…
When they’re not too busy performing DPs, TPs, group scenes, facial free-for-alls, and other wild sexual stunts, porn stars live just like the rest of the literate world. They enjoy a little downtime, a bottle of fine wine, and a good fucking book. So between handing out WTF Awards, kicking…
When Hair, the musical, first went on tour in the ’60s/’70s, audiences reacted in the extremes. In London, royalty danced onstage; meanwhile, in Acapulco, Mexico, government officials padlocked the theater to protect their city’s youth. San Francisco hippies mediated with the cast while Ohioans threw bombs at the theater. Go…
It’s not every day that we get to play phone tag with Ron Jeremy. But when that day came, we realized that, holy, shit! we’re playing phone tag with the fucking Hedgehog!Best known for his large male member and steamy roles in films not fit for children or Harold Camping,…
On day one of Exxxotica Miami Beach 2011, Cultist scored a subscription to Buttman Magazine, rode the cocksaw, met the biggest set of implants on Planet Earth, and went all cowgirl atop a bucking pink mechanical penis. Day two wasn’t any less exciting. We chatted with the most beautiful ass…
All month, we’ve been talking about Exxxotica, the big old porn-y fair down on Miami Beach. Last night, ladies got in free, so we marched on down to the convention center to catch a first peek at the goods on display. Though the event was tame as a porn get-together could…
When Cultist was in college we drove from Miami to Los Angeles and along the way thought, “God damn, this is a freaking long trip. We’re so bad ass!” But after learning of Mario Renteria’s planned Miami to San Francisco bike trip, we’re currently reassessing how bad ass we really…
There’s nothing like a little porn to get the juices flowing. That would be your creative juices, you sickos. And now that the interminable wait for Exxxotica to slink into town is over, well, let’s just say those juices are flowing like the Miami River, and just as dirty.Proof is…
The Rapture is looming. In fact, according to Harold Camping, an 89-year-old retired civil engineer from Oakland, CA, Judgment Day is supposed to go down tomorrow, which is a total bummer because May 21 is also the birthday of Mr. T. Poor Mr. T! We pity the fool. But hold…
Once upon a time, there was a society that looked down on people like the spoiled daughter of OJ Simpson’s defense attorney pocketing $5 million in a “settlement” with Vivid Entertainment after a golden shower sex tape starring herself was self-released. But not modern society! Now we reward such desperate…
For any South Florida resident who has lived here their whole lives, you know it’s a great place to grow up. And a lot of amazing people have come from the Magic City: Sidney Poitier, Enrique Iglesias, Jose Canseco, Ricky Martin, Gloria Estefan. And well, we forgot one: porn star…
When most people think porn convention or really just porn in general, the dominant image is men ogling haughty Barbie-like blondes with big implants and small IQs. But the truth is, plenty of intelligent, sex-positive ladies are not only making porn, but consuming porn. This may come as a shock,…
Okay, so we’re just giving away three pairs of tickets to Exxxotica Miami Beach, the threeway you have to come to on your own. But, really, is it that difficult to find a pair for a ménage à trois? Typically, it’s harder to find parking for your car on South…
Comic Lewis Black is so outraged, we bet the spittle from the corners of his mouth could make an entire city hate each other like that pink goo in Ghostbusters II. And us worker bees can barely muster the rage to lie on the couch and watch one of his…
Maybe it’s out Catholic upbringing, but Cultist has been feeling a bit guilty over all the coverage we’ve been giving Exxxotica Miami Beach lately. Sure, we might not be responsible for the smut, but we’re helping to spread it like a bad case of the Clap. So the least we…
Miami-born international fetish superstar Rubber Doll has, over the past year, realized a difficult feat: Crossing over into the mainstream. Kind of. By the time she appeared on New Times’ cover back in 2008, she had already become one of the world’s most in-demand rubber models and performers. But her star was…
