When they’re not too busy performing DPs, TPs, group scenes, facial free-for-alls, and other wild sexual stunts, porn stars live just like the rest of the literate world. They enjoy a little downtime, a bottle of fine wine, and a good fucking book. So between handing out WTF Awards, kicking…
When Hair, the musical, first went on tour in the ’60s/’70s, audiences reacted in the extremes. In London, royalty danced onstage; meanwhile, in Acapulco, Mexico, government officials padlocked the theater to protect their city’s youth. San Francisco hippies mediated with the cast while Ohioans threw bombs at the theater. Go…
It’s not every day that we get to play phone tag with Ron Jeremy. But when that day came, we realized that, holy, shit! we’re playing phone tag with the fucking Hedgehog!Best known for his large male member and steamy roles in films not fit for children or Harold Camping,…
On day one of Exxxotica Miami Beach 2011, Cultist scored a subscription to Buttman Magazine, rode the cocksaw, met the biggest set of implants on Planet Earth, and went all cowgirl atop a bucking pink mechanical penis. Day two wasn’t any less exciting. We chatted with the most beautiful ass…
All month, we’ve been talking about Exxxotica, the big old porn-y fair down on Miami Beach. Last night, ladies got in free, so we marched on down to the convention center to catch a first peek at the goods on display. Though the event was tame as a porn get-together could…
When Cultist was in college we drove from Miami to Los Angeles and along the way thought, “God damn, this is a freaking long trip. We’re so bad ass!” But after learning of Mario Renteria’s planned Miami to San Francisco bike trip, we’re currently reassessing how bad ass we really…
There’s nothing like a little porn to get the juices flowing. That would be your creative juices, you sickos. And now that the interminable wait for Exxxotica to slink into town is over, well, let’s just say those juices are flowing like the Miami River, and just as dirty.Proof is…
The Rapture is looming. In fact, according to Harold Camping, an 89-year-old retired civil engineer from Oakland, CA, Judgment Day is supposed to go down tomorrow, which is a total bummer because May 21 is also the birthday of Mr. T. Poor Mr. T! We pity the fool. But hold…
Once upon a time, there was a society that looked down on people like the spoiled daughter of OJ Simpson’s defense attorney pocketing $5 million in a “settlement” with Vivid Entertainment after a golden shower sex tape starring herself was self-released. But not modern society! Now we reward such desperate…
For any South Florida resident who has lived here their whole lives, you know it’s a great place to grow up. And a lot of amazing people have come from the Magic City: Sidney Poitier, Enrique Iglesias, Jose Canseco, Ricky Martin, Gloria Estefan. And well, we forgot one: porn star…
When most people think porn convention or really just porn in general, the dominant image is men ogling haughty Barbie-like blondes with big implants and small IQs. But the truth is, plenty of intelligent, sex-positive ladies are not only making porn, but consuming porn. This may come as a shock,…
Okay, so we’re just giving away three pairs of tickets to Exxxotica Miami Beach, the threeway you have to come to on your own. But, really, is it that difficult to find a pair for a ménage à trois? Typically, it’s harder to find parking for your car on South…
Comic Lewis Black is so outraged, we bet the spittle from the corners of his mouth could make an entire city hate each other like that pink goo in Ghostbusters II. And us worker bees can barely muster the rage to lie on the couch and watch one of his…
Maybe it’s out Catholic upbringing, but Cultist has been feeling a bit guilty over all the coverage we’ve been giving Exxxotica Miami Beach lately. Sure, we might not be responsible for the smut, but we’re helping to spread it like a bad case of the Clap. So the least we…
Miami-born international fetish superstar Rubber Doll has, over the past year, realized a difficult feat: Crossing over into the mainstream. Kind of. By the time she appeared on New Times’ cover back in 2008, she had already become one of the world’s most in-demand rubber models and performers. But her star was…
There’s all kinds of porn out there: barely legal, BBW, S&M, midget, puffy nips, Japanese rope bondage, furry, pegging, bukkake, and twink. Alt-pornographer Bruce LaBruce kick-started skin flicks for counterculture with movies like the Melbourne International Film Festival-banned L.A. Zombie (plot: a homeless schizophrenic thinks he’s a alien zombie who…
Women all over the country are packing their batteries, toys, and bathing suits for this year’s Aqua Girl. Party after party of lesbian, bisexual, and trans women celebrate their right to get it on right here in Miami and Miami Beach. Start practicing your “inconspicuous hotel key pass” because women…
You know you’ve got back when your ass has its own web site. That’s basically how SuperStarXXX, or Star, got started in the porn industry. Her derriere had so many admirers on AdultSpace and the archaic MySpace that Star decided to start up a web site for her fans.”I knew…
We are thankful that pornography has reached a certain degree of mainstream acceptance. When we circulate links to our favorite scenes to our friends we are met with appreciation as opposed to derision. Starring in a porn video can be someone’s first step into celebrity, or at least fast track…
You may know Michelle Bombshell McGee as that “filthy whore” who stole Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James. But she’s really just an entrepreneur working for a dollar in this crazy world. As a fetish model, feature dancer, video girl, dominatrix for hire, and sex conventioneer you can catch her online,…
Our ongoing coverage of Exxxotica Miami Beach has already highlighted the biggest and best events of the show, given you the low down on a reality show starlet turned porn harlot, and even talked about how to break into the industry should you be so bold (or desperate). But, as…
It’s that time of year again. The flowers are blooming, newborn ducklings are following their suicidal mamas across Biscayne Boulevard, and women of all ages will be sucking on giant penis lollipops like it ain’t no thang when Exxxotica penetrates the Miami Beach Convention Center May 20 to 22. And…
