There’s nothing like a little porn to get the juices flowing. That would be your creative juices, you sickos. And now that the interminable wait for Exxxotica to slink into town is over, well, let’s just say those juices are flowing like the Miami River, and just as dirty.Proof is…
The Rapture is looming. In fact, according to Harold Camping, an 89-year-old retired civil engineer from Oakland, CA, Judgment Day is supposed to go down tomorrow, which is a total bummer because May 21 is also the birthday of Mr. T. Poor Mr. T! We pity the fool. But hold…
Once upon a time, there was a society that looked down on people like the spoiled daughter of OJ Simpson’s defense attorney pocketing $5 million in a “settlement” with Vivid Entertainment after a golden shower sex tape starring herself was self-released. But not modern society! Now we reward such desperate…
For any South Florida resident who has lived here their whole lives, you know it’s a great place to grow up. And a lot of amazing people have come from the Magic City: Sidney Poitier, Enrique Iglesias, Jose Canseco, Ricky Martin, Gloria Estefan. And well, we forgot one: porn star…
When most people think porn convention or really just porn in general, the dominant image is men ogling haughty Barbie-like blondes with big implants and small IQs. But the truth is, plenty of intelligent, sex-positive ladies are not only making porn, but consuming porn. This may come as a shock,…
Okay, so we’re just giving away three pairs of tickets to Exxxotica Miami Beach, the threeway you have to come to on your own. But, really, is it that difficult to find a pair for a ménage à trois? Typically, it’s harder to find parking for your car on South…
Comic Lewis Black is so outraged, we bet the spittle from the corners of his mouth could make an entire city hate each other like that pink goo in Ghostbusters II. And us worker bees can barely muster the rage to lie on the couch and watch one of his…
Maybe it’s out Catholic upbringing, but Cultist has been feeling a bit guilty over all the coverage we’ve been giving Exxxotica Miami Beach lately. Sure, we might not be responsible for the smut, but we’re helping to spread it like a bad case of the Clap. So the least we…
Miami-born international fetish superstar Rubber Doll has, over the past year, realized a difficult feat: Crossing over into the mainstream. Kind of. By the time she appeared on New Times’ cover back in 2008, she had already become one of the world’s most in-demand rubber models and performers. But her star was…
There’s all kinds of porn out there: barely legal, BBW, S&M, midget, puffy nips, Japanese rope bondage, furry, pegging, bukkake, and twink. Alt-pornographer Bruce LaBruce kick-started skin flicks for counterculture with movies like the Melbourne International Film Festival-banned L.A. Zombie (plot: a homeless schizophrenic thinks he’s a alien zombie who…
Women all over the country are packing their batteries, toys, and bathing suits for this year’s Aqua Girl. Party after party of lesbian, bisexual, and trans women celebrate their right to get it on right here in Miami and Miami Beach. Start practicing your “inconspicuous hotel key pass” because women…
You know you’ve got back when your ass has its own web site. That’s basically how SuperStarXXX, or Star, got started in the porn industry. Her derriere had so many admirers on AdultSpace and the archaic MySpace that Star decided to start up a web site for her fans.”I knew…
We are thankful that pornography has reached a certain degree of mainstream acceptance. When we circulate links to our favorite scenes to our friends we are met with appreciation as opposed to derision. Starring in a porn video can be someone’s first step into celebrity, or at least fast track…
You may know Michelle Bombshell McGee as that “filthy whore” who stole Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James. But she’s really just an entrepreneur working for a dollar in this crazy world. As a fetish model, feature dancer, video girl, dominatrix for hire, and sex conventioneer you can catch her online,…
Our ongoing coverage of Exxxotica Miami Beach has already highlighted the biggest and best events of the show, given you the low down on a reality show starlet turned porn harlot, and even talked about how to break into the industry should you be so bold (or desperate). But, as…
It’s that time of year again. The flowers are blooming, newborn ducklings are following their suicidal mamas across Biscayne Boulevard, and women of all ages will be sucking on giant penis lollipops like it ain’t no thang when Exxxotica penetrates the Miami Beach Convention Center May 20 to 22. And…
Comedian Reggie Watts’s real name is Reginald Lucien Frank Roger Watts, but there are hundreds more characters living inside him. Launched from Brooklyn’s alt-comedy scene, Watts’s routines are a fluid mix of accents, personae, and musical interludes. They are as disorientating as they are genius. That’s why Conan O’Brien handpicked…
The countdown to Exxxotica Miami Beach has officially begun — look for a counter at the top of the Miami New Times homepage coming soon (not really). There’s nothing quite as fun in the run up to the Miami’s number one porn event as looking at the long (we’re talking…
Genital insertion on video is a multi-billion dollar industry. If you want your piece of the pie, you’re probably going to need some help navigating your way around the sketchy-ass world of fluffers, strap-ons, and overacting. Luckily for you, I’m just the guy to teach you a thing or two…
That Alice from Wonderland is one little strumpet. And we’re not the first to say so. In fact, there’s a long list literary, cinematic, and artistic voices out there that can give you a bunch of sexual interpretations of what falling down a rabbit-hole really means. And the latest, from…
When you were a kid and you got your first bike, you just wanted to ride wild. You rode in the middle of the street, played chicken with your friends, etc. Now that Miami is making cycling more accessible, with bike lanes and DecoBike rentals popping up all over the…
When the forefathers of Cultist convened in a special session to iron out exactly what they thought a culture blog should be, the first thought that popped into their minds was surely WWE’s Monday Night Raw. Think about it: There’s no theater like the drama produced in wrestling. Competition? You…
