Stay-at-Home Psycho

Domestic life can be really stressful. Sometimes you just wanna stuff your head into a Tupperware container full of Cheerios or mash a peanut butter and jelly sandwich so deep into your face that the world evaporates. And if anyone knows, it’s Miami-based artist Lee Materazzi. The Central Saint Martins…

Havana Good Time

In the mid-1950s, Cubana Airlines offered the Tropicana Special, flying socialites from Miami to Havana for just one night of glamour and debauchery at the glitzy Tropicana nightclub. They even removed rows of seats to make room for a showgirls stage and any impromptu, mile-high conga lines. This Saturday at…

Jackson Takes Action

Having been bestowed honors such as a John Steinbeck Award, an ASCAP Founders Award, the Harry Chapin Memorial Humanitarian Award, and even an honorary doctorate degree, Jackson Browne boasts a bio that reads more like that of a poet or philosopher than a folk rocker. But then again, Browne is…

Kreyol Carnival

Haitian Proverbs 101: Sak vide pa kanpe. Translation: An empty sack does not stand. Meaning: You can’t work without food. Now, do your part to help fill Haiti’s sak by kicking off the 12th annual Haitian Compas Festival weekend with the 10 p.m. All White Affair, featuring music by Nu…

Kick It Kreyol

Haitian Proverbs 101: Sak vide pa kanpe. Translation: An empty sack does not stand. Meaning: You can’t work without food. Now, do your part to help fill Haiti’s sak by ending the 12th annual Haitian Compas Festival weekend with Sunday’s annual soccer blowout, the Madame Gougousse Cup Final at FIU…

Gen Art Closes After Sixteen Years in Business

Gen Art, the organization that specialized in supporting and exposing emerging talents in the fields of fashion, film, music and visual art will officially close after sixteen years in business. Gen Art had offices in Miami, as well as New York, LA, Chicago and San Francisco.”It is with an extremely…

Dave Barry Had a Hole Cut in His Scrotum and Wants You to Know

Beloved humor columnist Dave Barry no longer writes his weekly syndicated column for the Miami Herald (much to the chagrin of the paper’s circulation department, we’re sure). He  hasn’t completely hung up his pen, but he  has hung up his sperm; and he’s written all about it in his new book, I’ll Mature…

Nude Photo Shoot Kicks Off Tomorrow’s Coconut Grove Art Walk

News alert! Arty, creative things are happening outside of the Wynwood Arts District.Tomorrow, a new art walk officially kicks off in Miami’s original arts neighborhood, Coconut Grove. Held the first Saturday of every month, the Grove Art Walk will unveil new galleries and debut new artists from 7 to 10…

New Times Gets You Cheap Tickets to Heavy Metal Musical BroadSword

If you’re a manic fan of things like metal, musical comedy, and Satan, it’d be tragic if you missed BroadSword at the Adrienne Arsht Center’s Carnival Studio Theater. Written by Marco Ramirez, directed by Paul Tei, and starring members of the Mad Cat Theatre Company, this ridiculously funny festival of…

Dirty South Korea

What exactly does it mean when one discovers the severed head of a giant, garlanded Buddha resting on a sand patch in the middle of a Wynwood gallery? Is this some kind of ancient Far East spiritual riddle? Nope. It’s just the centerpiece of “10 Years” at Charest-Weinberg Gallery, the…

She Don’t Give a Damn

After four commercially uncertain years together, the teen punk catfight known as the Runaways finally ended in 1978, and guitarist Joan Jett was the only member to survive that pop apocalypse with her music career intact. Singer Cherie Currie made a few movies and then disappeared. Drummer Sandy West floated…

Pop, Lock, and Boogaloo

Now in its 14th year, the traveling Pro-Am International Hip-Hop Conference has already tagged two stops — Vegas and San Fran — on its nine-city world tour. This weekend, the fest will make the third, Miami Beach, as breakers, freestyle MCs, graffiti writers, and scratch DJs battle for cash, prizes,…

Brutal Bowery Beats

One of the monsters spawned during the earliest days of New York hardcore, Agnostic Front is an unnaturally brutal beast that eats the streets, drinks diesel, and bleeds black blood. Like Cro-Mags and Murphy’s Law, AF probably could have retired after releasing its debut 11-track LP, Victim in Pain, and…

Wet Dreams Come True

Only one in every million boys is blessed with a 9.75-inch penis like gnomish über-mensch Ron Jeremy. For the rest of us short, fat, greasy-haired hedgehogs, the closest we’ll ever get to starring in a sex flick is this weekend’s Exxxotica Expo at the Miami Beach Convention Center. If you’re…

Barefoot Bodhisattva

Kicking off a national tour in support of their upcoming album, The Sound of Sunshine, Michael Franti & Spearhead will bring their blend of hip-hop, reggae, funk, and rock to the Fillmore Miami Beach this Friday. Though Franti and Spearhead released their first album, Home, in 1994, their most recent…