Catfight Caterwauls

Two years before Christopher Marlowe and William Shakespeare were born, the city of Madrid spawned Lope de Vega, one of the most prolific dramatists in theater history. Vega is credited with having penned 1,800 plays and 3,000 sonnets in his spare time, just to keep busy. Sure, they weren’t all…

Catfight Caterwauls

Two years before Christopher Marlowe and William Shakespeare were born, the city of Madrid spawned Lope de Vega, one of the most prolific dramatists in theater history. Vega is credited with penning 1,800 plays and 3,000 sonnets in his spare time, just to keep busy. Sure, they weren’t all gems,…

Catfight Caterwauls

Two years before Christopher Marlowe and William Shakespeare were born, the city of Madrid spawned Lope de Vega, one of the most prolific dramatists in theater history. Vega is credited with having penned 1,800 plays and 3,000 sonnets in his spare time, just to keep busy. Sure, they weren’t all…

Refugees From Reality

Like neo-hippie nudists lost on LSD or maybe wicked woodland sprites, there are a bunch of naked teens frolicking through a nocturnal netherworld of forests, fields, and black-water ponds. The boys are hairless and pretty. The girls are similarly sexy but worldlier. Everyone wears a floral crown and a hard,…

Working With a Monster

Ours is long and strong with a big, fat head. Lots of people have told us it’s the largest one they’ve ever seen, even large enough to win a prize. When it’s hanging, slapped against our leg warming up, we can feel all the eyes at the bus stop staring…

Waiting to Exhale

For a second there, Dwyane Wade was in free-agency limbo, having gone past flirting with the Chicago Bulls to taking them home, and leaving Pat Riley sitting at the bar alone, staring at his phone, and pretending to text someone. But the gravitational pull of Biscayne Bay proved too strong…

Artistic Cheat Sheet

Think of the new Miami Art Museum exhibit, “New Work Miami 2010,” as CliffsNotes to the local contemporary art scene. Curator René Morales calls it a “complex show that represents a complex art community,” but if pressed to summarize, he says a lot of the pieces deal with urban development…

A Job Gone Wrong

Hoods and thieves are good friends until it’s time to divvy up a million dollars’ worth of stolen diamonds. Then the backstabbing, double-crossing, and murdering begins. In John Huston’s 1950 heist movie, The Asphalt Jungle, a newly released convict named Doc Erwin Riedenschneider (Sam Jaffe) plots his comeback caper, gets…

Baby Got Bike

While America’s addiction to cars and carbs has made it difficult to go green and stay lean, perhaps the quickest rehab for both is hopping on a bike. But what kind of two-wheeler do you need? What about maintenance? And what’s the deal with bike clubs? Bueller? Fret not. Get…

Baby Got Bike

While America’s addiction to cars and carbs has made it difficult to go green and stay lean, perhaps the quickest rehab for both is hopping on a bike. But what kind of two-wheeler do you need? What about maintenance? And what’s the deal with bike clubs? Bueller? Fret not. Get…

Clash of the Titans

The Washington Nationals’ rookie hurler Stephen Strasburg has burst onto the MLB scene with all the pomp and circumstance reserved for surefire future Hall of Famers. And the hype is well deserved: Strasburg throws a fastball that averages 98 mph and a filthy 92 mph changeup. The 21-year-old has also…

Tough Guys, Gangbangers, and Twinks

A skinny 20-something kid is standing on the sidewalk with his back to the street, staring you down. His expression is hard to read — the mouth is a tight slit and the eyes are tired, cold, and remote. He could be thinking about taking you home, robbing you, or…

Sacked by Fate

All stubbly and shaggy, Louisiana’s Theo Von (né Vonkurnatowski) is a shave, a haircut, several Super Bowl rings, and about four inches away from being good-looking enough to get Gisele Bündchen pregnant. In a short video titled “Almost Tom Brady,” the comedian milks this meager resemblance for all it’s worth…

Boys Will Be Boys

Upwind, on 29th Street, the Calix Gustav Gallery opts for a modest group show featuring a trio of artists tackling the inexorable tides of time and the catastrophic effects of man on nature and personal tragedy. “The Passing” features work by Jovan Karlo Villalba, Catalina Jaramillo, and Richard Herzog. The…

Start a Diet

Around the corner at Gallery Diet, the space’s director, Nina Johnson, has eschewed the ubiquitous summer group show and is inaugurating the first Miami solo exhibit by New York-based artist Fabienne Lasserre. “What Is Found There” is inspired by a collection of essays by poet Adrienne Rich and her writings…

Sacked by Fate

All stubbly and shaggy, Louisiana’s Theo Von (né Vonkurnatowski) is a shave, a haircut, several Super Bowl rings, and about four inches away from being good-looking enough to get Gisele Bündchen pregnant. In a short video titled “Almost Tom Brady,” the comedian milks this meager resemblance for all it’s worth…

Sacked by Fate

All stubbly and shaggy, Louisiana’s Theo Von (né Vonkurnatowski) is a shave, a haircut, several Super Bowl rings, and about four inches away from being good-looking enough to get Gisele Bündchen pregnant. In a short video titled “Almost Tom Brady,” the comedian milks this meager resemblance for all it’s worth…

Sacked by Fate

All stubbly and shaggy, Louisiana’s Theo Von (né Vonkurnatowski) is a shave, a haircut, several Super Bowl rings, and about four inches away from being good-looking enough to get Gisele Bündchen pregnant. In a short video titled “Almost Tom Brady,” the comedian milks this meager resemblance for all it’s worth…

Clash of the Titans

The Washington Nationals’ rookie hurler Stephen Strasburg has burst onto the MLB scene with all the pomp and circumstance reserved for surefire future Hall of Famers. And the hype is well deserved: Strasburg throws a fastball that averages 98 mph and a filthy 92 mph changeup. The 21-year-old has also…

Clash of the Titans

The Washington Nationals’ rookie hurler Stephen Strasburg has burst onto the MLB scene with all the pomp and circumstance reserved for surefire future Hall of Famers. And the hype is well deserved: Strasburg throws a fastball that averages 98 mph and a filthy 92 mph changeup. The 21-year-old has also…