Next time you find yourself alone in a fitting room and in need of an objective fashion opinion, consider your options: You could ask a salesperson, but he or she will likely tell you that you look fabulous just to get a commission. You could snap an awkward photo of…
Hello, web denizens! So I’m a stand-up comedian, I will be commenting on internet videos, and my name is Daniel. But that’s where the Tosh.0 comparisons end. For one, I have a full head of hair. Now, I hope you enjoy this mild web rompus. And if you don’t, I…
Florida was America’s film capitol until the Puritanical residents of Jacksonville ran those industry heathens out to California in the 1920s. But Miami knows how to treat those denizens of debauchery, which is why they keep coming back to Miami to film movies. In Celluloid City, we spotlight some of…
[jump] Name: Erin Occupation: Hairstylist at Resta and musicianDescribe your Style: Dumpster diver, thrifterWhat type of music do you play? Folk musicHow long have you had your dreads for? They are not real!…
It’s so hot outside, movie theaters are opening their doors to harbor Miami’s little ones, so they don’t spontaneously burst into flames. You can get in on that action as well hear some good music and make some new friends. All for f-r-e-e.Monday: Catch an eyeful of anthropomorphic turtles under…
According to the official Playboy Playmate Data Sheet, Miss August Francesca Frigo is a 24-year-old female with a 34D bust, a 24-inch waist, and 34-inch hips. She stands 5’5″ and weighs 115 pounds. Now maybe we’re weird, but isn’t this kind of stat collecting kinda creepy? It’s a little like…
Season after season, the slightly deranged fans of Bad Girls Club watch in delighted horror as the Oxygen Network unveils its newest treasure trove of tragic messes. With all the crazy girl drama, booty calls, and ass pants, you’ve gotta ask yourself: Did they rip these ladies off a greasy…
Does the idea of “poetry” remind you of your tortured teen years of unrequited love and total social rejection? Or maybe Def Poetry Jam comes to mind, with its singsong sounds and its dark themes of rape and race. Luckily, there are poetry readings that escape cliche and melodrama to…
Beautiful asses get the American people pretty excited. I mean, “The Thong Song,” anyone? Then there’s that pool of sexy lady celebs like Kim Kardashian, J-Lo, and Shakira whose careers have been hugely boosted by the masterpieces in their pants. And let’s not even mention the billion and one words…
With no tropical storm in sight, tuck into a sunny weekend scored by Rihanna and Robert Plant, tickled by Kyle Cease, and sustained by Miami Spice and lots of obscure Japanese snacks.FridayMiami’s local bands (Deaf Poets, Sirens & Sealions, Animal Tropical) will play a benefit show tonight for Michael Lum…
Fashion Breakdown: BluBlockers; black denim jacket; skinny scarf; Hello Kitty key chain; Union Jack bandanna; and dark blue, tattoo-printed shoes…
Only 19 days remain till The U finally hits shelves! (Pre-order a double-disc copy via AllCanes or Amazon.) And ‘Canes nation is so amped it’s getting kinda dangerous. In an Allapattah sports bar, the Ibis is pumping out celebratory shotgun blasts. Public washrooms across the county are filled with red-faced…
The list of galleries participating in the 2010 edition of Art Basel Miami Beach has just been released and there are no surprises when it comes to which local spaces made the cut. The Fredric Snitzer Gallery will return while Alejandra von Hartz Fine Arts in Wywnwood, the only other…
Last night, the city of Miami turned 114 years old and a b-day party was held at the American Airlines Arena. With Miami getting facelifts just as rapidly as its residents, it’s no wonder it doesn’t look a day over 25. Of course, the “celebration” did not go on without…
When we recently reviewed the new show at the Miami Art Museum, Fabian Pena’s sprawling mural, created from crushed cockroach and fly bits, reminded us of the weirder artworks and performances Cultist has encountered over the years. We’ve seen human shit in jars, werewolves, skulls, and masturbation. We’ve seen rodent…
Every family has its version of the outcast: the crazy aunt, the crazy half-brother’s ex-wife’s cousin. But would it change things if you learned that your deranged family member also happened to be crazy-rich? Would you seek them out for a donation to your backpacking-Europe-for-personal-enlightenment fund?Before you drive down that…
Tonight at the News Lounge, ladies and gents will hunch over light boxes and scribble on note cards while a rowdy bunch behind them waits its turn. It’s Drinking and Drawing, a sort of animated jam session where the artistically inclined come together over pints and highballs to create a…
The new season of Project Runway airs tonight, blah, blah, snore. And we’re more than a little bitter that Season 8 doesn’t have any South Florida locals — not a one. The first fashion reality television show has had designers from the Sunshine State in almost every season. Here, we…
Bas Fisher Invitational’s “Weird Miami” remaps the city
Dinner for Schmucks: Steve Carell and Paul Rudd in a comedy that pokes fun at mental disability
“New Work Miami 2010” Through October 17. Miami Art Museum, 101 W. Flagler St., Miami; 305-375-3000; miamiartmuseum.org. Tuesday through Friday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturday and Sunday noon to 5 p.m. From shrimp sizzling in a skillet, to a walk-in kaleidoscope, to a bridge created from crushed cockroaches, this…
Roofless Publishing debuts with Lazaro Rodriguez’s I Swear
