Writin’ La Vida Loca

If Ricky Martin were writing a book, what would it be about? The life of Thomas Merton? Nah. It’d be about himself, of course. The title of Martin’s autobiography, Me , is eerily reminiscent of Bill Clinton’s My Life and Hitler’s Mein Kampf. But considering Martin’s gyrating, low-rise, studded jeans,…

Holy Spirit Enters Baby, Ends Up on YouTube

Look, the last time we had a good time at church, our parents were having us baptized. And sure, maybe we went to a Catholic high school, but there was nothing holy about it. There were alcoholics, potheads, sexual deviants — and that was just the faculty — so needless…

Fashion Turbans: Trendy or Tragic?

All fashion trends fall under three categories. There’s the (1) anyone-can-pull-it-off trend: think jewel tones or leopard pumps. (2) the some-people-can-pull-it-off trend: bangs and skinny jeans. Then there’s (3) the ever illusive well-it’s-kinda-kooky-but-maybe-I-can-pull-it-off trend. The truth is, no you can’t. These trends are so out there that they only make…

Celluloid City: Striptease filmed at Miami Seaquarium and Solid Gold

Over the years, Miami has served as the backdrop for hundreds of Hollywood movies. In Celluloid City, we spotlight some of the classics shot right in our own backyard.  Striptease, a box office dud despite cameos of a pair of million-dollar assets in the form of Demi Moore’s tatas (which got…

89. Shareen Rubiera-Sarwar

In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 25, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.89. Shareen Rubiera-SarwarA Miami stylist who’s worked for Dolce &…

Go Homme with Your Dior Bag

Fashion Breakedown: Vintage military jacket bought on eBay, American Apparel T-shirt, Uniqlo Denim, Uniqlo Denim, Zara boots, and Dior Homme bag…

Best and Worst Hairstyles in the Dolphins and Heat

With the Dolphins’ season in full swing and the new-look Heat about to make their big debut tonight, Miami is poised for a successful year in sports. These days, though, there seems to be just as much talk about how athletes are wearing their hair as their performances on the…

Ten Halloween Costumes That Will Piss Off PETA

Little kitty cats and puppies. Maybe a chimp or Curious George. And there’s always the two-person horse costume. All Halloween classics, but none have that modern edge of cynicism that you need to make a splash on October 31.Today, nothing says Halloween better than costumes that spit in the face…

Nektar de Stagni Opens NDS Market for Art Basel

Photos by JipsySo Raw at NDS​Oh, Miami. We’ve been adulterous with our thoughts. We’ve been secretly pining for other cities, romanticizing their street markets. When the lights go off, we dream of going in and out of the aisles of London’s Spitalfields Market and running our fingers over smooth ceramic…

90. Kyle Trowbridge

In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 25, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys. 90. Kyle TrowbridgeFor artist Kyle Trowbridge there is no…

Deborah Desilets Talks Morris Lapidus and Miami Architecture

When staying at the Eden Roc Hotel or rollerblading through Lincoln Road Mall, architect Morris Lapidus is probably the last person on your mind. Deborah Desilets aims to change that with her book, Morris Lapidus: An Architecture of Joy. Both heralded and reviled during his career, Lapidus first captured Desilets’s…

Score Free Jewelry from Fashion Site My Fox House

We’re a little embarrassed. When we see the words fox and house in the same sentence, we immediately think of the snarky TV dramedy House. But now, there’s a Miami connection, and it has nothing to do with a sarcastic doctor who loves poppin’ his pills. My Fox House is…

Michael Moore Gets Angry at Fort Lauderdale Film Festival

​The Ft. Lauderdale International Film Festival (FIIFF) deserves more props. Year after year, FLIFF draws Hollywood biggies like Kevin Spacey, Lynn Redgrave, James Woods, and Martin Scorsese. This past Saturday, Michael Moore, the man who calls himself America’s conscience, made his fourth appearance at the festival for its 25th anniversary.Before…

Halloween Costumes, Celebrity Edition: Kardashians to Jimmy McMillan

Flickr CC GaelxChristine O’Donnell.​Halloween is just around the corner and we’re guessing you are already scrambling to figure out how to look rad on a recession-obliterated budget. We suggest you avoid the costume stores. They will hit your checking account hard and you just know someone else is going to…

91. Clifton Childree

In honor of our People Issue, which will hit newsstands and computer screens November 25, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.   Courtesy Clifton Childree   91. Clifton ChildreeBorn in…

Lotus House Put Heart into Performance Art at the Margulies Warehouse

Photos by Swampdog​Friday’s Heart Happening benefit for the Lotus House Women’s Shelter at the Margulies Warehouse offered a great mix of young, old, rich, broke, boisterous, reserved, and overall positive people. They ate, they drank, and they enjoyed great art all for the sake of a good cause. The performance…

Tonight, Monster Splash Benefit to Help Artist Aeon

Graffiti artist Aeon and his friends at the Tree Top Collective understand, in a real way, the value of movement as multiple sclerosis began affecting Aeon’s ability to walk. The good news is that his buddies, a community of artists, are determined to help him regain his mobility and raise awareness…