18. Frances Trombly

In honor of our Artopia party on Thursday, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.18. Frances TromblyIf you’ve ever been out in Miami during an art walk, it’s likely that you’ve…

Not Your Everyday Love Problems at Edge Theatre

Edge Theatre’s two one-act comedies The Pattern and The Problem are not your archetypal love stories. And that’s a good thing. The Pattern sees a young girl seeking professional help and advice in her relationship with a man she’s met online. And while she’s had her history of bad relationships…

19. Jose Mertz

In honor of our Artopia party on February 10, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.19. Jose MertzArt is not about college degrees. More often than not, it is about reproducing…

Florida Grand Opera Looking for a Few Good Swordsmen

The Florida Grand Opera is gearing up for their next show, Don Giovanni, and if you’re comfortable sword fighting then strap on some tights and head over to Doral Center Rehearsal Studio on February 15 for your chance to earn a paying, non speaking, non singing role in the production…

20. Emma Trelles

In honor of our Artopia party on February 10, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.20. Emma TrellesEmma Trelles is a kick-ass rock-star Miami poet. Her words ooze feeling; her sentences…

Dazed and Dreaded with Face Tattoos

Fashion Breakdown: Billabong white beanie, Walmart beater and shorts, hot pink suspenders from Claire’s, rainbow leopard tights from Hot Topic, and boots from army store in NY…

Bravo Announces Real Housewives Of Miami Premiere Date

For years, we have been hearing rumors that Miami would finally get a Housewives franchise of our very own. Everyone from singer Gloria Estefan to PR Guru/Queen of the night Tara Solomon was rumored to be in the cast. Then, a couple of months back, Bravo officially confirmed that there…

Get Wet at the Weeki Wachee Live Mermaid Show

El Jefe doesn’t give Cultist much time off, but when he does, we like to spend our hard-earned blog money road tripping through Florida, stopping at quirky roadside attractions and buying-up neat little souvenir-stand knickknacks along the way. So much so, we decided to start our own mini-travel series, “Worth…

21. Pablo Cano

In honor of our Artopia party on February 10, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.21. Pablo CanoMeet a true puppet master. Pablo Cano has always been an artist, but realized…

Hey, Single Ladies: Mate the Pain Away This Valentine’s Day

​It’s February, and you’re single as usual. You and all of the other dateless spinsters are just dying to get some action, but for whatever reason, you don’t want to feel cheap.Here’s the truth: Ladies, you are cheap, and you’re desperate. Embrace your situation, and enjoy life, you sad bastards!…

Baker Body

The World Erotic Art Museum (WEAM) is a local treasure. There is no better city to combine art and eroticism, and no better erotic art collection than what is housed in this obscure space nestled in the heart of South Beach on Washington Avenue. When visiting the WEAM, you may…