Wacky Jackie

So Jackie Mason’s in town for a string of performances at Ft. Lauderdale Improv. Humor aside, it’ll be an interesting study of demographics. On one hand, you’ve got a Jewish comedy legend bringing his old-school brand of humor to Broward County, home to many a transplanted New Yorker. But on…

Get on a Boat

The old boating refrain “the two best days of a boat owner’s life are the day he buys a boat and the day he sells it” needs some updating. You can probably add to that list several more days, this Thursday through Monday to be specific, the dates of this…

Interview with a Zero

These days the name Zero Mostel hardly registers in celebrity circles. But once upon a time, in the 1940s and 50s, Zero Mostel was one of the most successful actors in showbiz. Then came the House Committee on Un-American Activities, and there went Zero–he was one of those actors blacklisted…

Art is Time

Art lubbers can dog paddle over to Praxis International Art for “Time/Behind the Vision,” a group show exploring the turbulent waters between personal interpretations of time versus measurements of the present. It features works by Mathieu Asselin, Monika Bravo, Gabriela Golder, Luis Mallo, Maritza Molina, and Guerra de la Paz…

Angst-Addled Desperation

Francie Bishop Good makes her solo debut at the David Castillo Gallery where her latest series of works, shot during visits to various women’s recovery centers and domestic settings across the U.S., explore the emotions of her subjects and examines the worlds they inhabit. Her portraits in “Lost/Found” oscillate between…

Arte Povera

At first blush, the crumpled 55-gallon oil drum spilling its contents onto the gallery floor gives the impression that Frost Art Museum’s new show might be a knock on the high price of gas or an ironic ode to car culture. “Gran Torino,” however, is not a stab at America’s…

Stripper’s Delight

Burlesque and Miami have always been a good fit. Both have elements of over-the-top theatrics, striptease, and just plain tease. So there is no better home for dancer Erika Moon’s debut of Evolution of Burlesque this Thursday at 9 p.m. than Colony Theatre. Though she has Latin-American roots, Moon was…

Cruz on By

Most major cities have publicly funded museums, giant freaking buildings full of art. We do things different in Miami, where private citizens with great art collections step up to the plate, open them to the public, and offer tours for school kids. That’s culture, baby. For instance, the De La…

Big Bad O

What’s that? A movie about female orgasms, you say? Zit-faced teenage boys are clambering for tickets right now. Only thing is, Orgasm, Inc.: The Strange Science of Female Pleasure is better suited for a women’s studies crowd than a pack of horny adolescents. The documentary takes a funny and smart…

17. Campbell McGrath

In honor of our Artopia party on Thursday, Cultist proudly presents “100 Creatives,” where we feature Miami’s cultural superheroes in random order. Have suggestions for future profiles? Email cultist@miaminewtimes.com with the whos and whys.17. Campbell McGrath Winner of the Kingsley Tufts prize, a MacArthur Genius Grant, and a Guggenheim Fellowship,…

Andrew Hevia Talks No Matter What, Premiering at SXSW Film Festival

We’re big fans of local filmmaker Andrew Hevia and his affiliated projects, whether it’s his raunchy web series The Adventures of a Sexual Miscreant or his work as one of the impresarios behind the increasingly influential Borscht Film Festival. So when the South By Southwest Film Festival announced it’s slate…

Cute Kitty Midnight Madness: The Drinking Game

The Price is Right must not air in Canada. Because if it did, Canadians would not only know the retail value of a jet ski, but they’d also know the Tao of Bob Barker: Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered. According to this YouTube video…

I’m Insecure Because My Girlfriend Used to Be a Dominatrix

Don’t know which hand to hold the whip in? Get sex, love, relationship advice from Mistress Lera by emailing askadomme@miaminewtimes.com. Read more about Mistress Lera at Notes From a Miami Dominatrix.Dear Mistress Lera,I fell in love with a woman, who I later learned was a dominatrix. She never told me…