Mayer Freaks Out Her Unborn Grandchildren

Two babies cry: one after emerging from a gaping vagina in a hospital, the other a disproportionately large baby mask perched atop a slender 26-year-old woman with chipped pink nails. These are the lasting images after our sneak peak of Jillian Mayer’s “Family Matters,” at David Castillo Gallery. As the…

A Nose for Romance

In a 1897 play, French poet and dramatist Edmond Rostand introduced us to Cyrano de Bergerac. Since then, we’ve seen many incarnations of the romantic, big-nosed nobleman in film and theater. (Steve Martin’s version in the 1987 comedy Roxanne is probably the most famous.) As the story goes, Cyrano is…

Animal Pelts and Human Hair

The Spinello Gallery celebrates its fifth anniversary with “Collectivism,” featuring the work of Agustina Woodgate who has been with the Spinello stable since its inception. On view is one of Woodgate’s recent monumental pieces, which swallows an entire wall and measures a whopping 10 by 16 feet. For No Rain…

Marry Making

Some couples can’t agree on anything. Who will pick up the kid from day care? Who will take out the trash? Who will scoop up the dog poop? Who will decide who decides? But for Frances Trombly and Leyden Rodriguez-Casanova, both prolific Miami artists who happen to be married, working…

Afros Are In

Most people in their early 20s are just trying to find their place in the world (i.e., retreating to their parents’ nests while looking for a job that pays better than being a Starbucks barista). Then there are the lucky ones. For instance, at age 18, Nick van de Wall…

Sister Act

What do you get when everyone except for a few nuns is seasick on a “Faiths of All Nations” cruise and the show must still go on? Well, if that show is Fiddler on the Roof, you get Meshuggah-Nunsb>. The quirky musical is the brainchild of Dan Goggin, creator of…

Six Celebs Who Gave the Tax Man the Middle Finger

Tax day is upon us, and man does it suck. It’s the one day a year many of us secretly wish we were Republicans. And part of the whole rigmarole of breaking off Uncle Sam his cut is fantasizing about hording away our hard-earned dollars and giving the feds the middle…

Jorge Rubiera Explains Why Conquistadors Make Everyone a Fool

When we saw the stills from Jorge Rubiera’s new film, we were stunned. They transported us to another time and place. Rubiera, winner of the New Times MasterMind award for narrative, is someone who knows how to hold a camera and when to take a shot.The current working title of…

Top Five Man-Whores in Film and Television History

Mozart’s two-act opera Don Giovanni, which opens this Saturday at the Arsht Center, tells the tale of the womanizing Don Giovanni and his conquest of women. That is, until he meets the Commendatore, the father of Donna Anna, a woman he tried to seduce. Don Giovanni kills the old man…

Meet Jester, the S&M Clown

​Fashion Breakdown: Make up from MAC and Be Eye, pink satin bow from Victoria Secret, leather suspenders were a gift, black shirt from Shrine in Chicago, pants from Zara, and boots from LA Grip Fest…

Review: Miami Art Museum Ventures into “The Wilderness”

Anchoring “The Wilderness,” Miami Art Museum’s provocative group exhibit, is McCollum’s sprawling installation, The Event: Petrified Lightning From Central Florida (With Supplemental Didactics) (1998), which takes over the center gallery. To create his jaw-dropping opus, the New York-based artist teamed up with geologists and electrical engineers from the University of…

Best of Miami 2011 Readers’ Poll Now Open

After a brutal recession, Miami’s corpse has reanimated itself into something that’s hungry for BRAAAAAIIIINNNNSSS!, er, a comeback. Sure, this zombie smells a little rotten and moves a bit slowly, but soon enough there will be an army taking over. No government-enforced quarantine will keep it down.Every good zombie takeover…

Top 10 Scream Trilogy Kills and Thrills

With Scream 4 slicing its way into theaters this Friday, any red blooded horror fan will tell you this film has been a long time coming. From the first film’s impact on 1990s horror, to the third movie breaking all the rules, we can’t help but wonder: What else does…

Chinese Mysticism Envelops The Red Thread at PlayGround Theatre

Listen up all you overachievers out there: Naps can be very productive. In fact, The Red Thread, a new original production opening Wednesday at Miami Shores’ PlayGround Theatre, is the product of such a siesta. “The original inspiration came from a Chinese folktale called ‘The Magical Embroidery,’ which Fernando Calzadilla,…

Vizcaya Hosts Untitled: A Performance by Naomi Fisher on Wednesday

As a kid growing up in Miami, there really was no better place than Vizcaya to blast our young impressionable minds into the past and out of the realm of reality. The romantic mansion and manicured gardens inspire fantasies of lives never lived, wayward minotaurs, and renaissance love affairs.  …