We are thankful that pornography has reached a certain degree of mainstream acceptance. When we circulate links to our favorite scenes to our friends we are met with appreciation as opposed to derision. Starring in a porn video can be someone’s first step into celebrity, or at least fast track…
We love it when we hear that some established Hollywood bigwig was actually was born in Miami and grew up here before they moved on to find riches and success. It’s even better when that same person comes back to the city with a project in tow that has the…
Talking about Stone Groove. Then we can dig it. Jus’ hang loose, blood. What it is, big slick? Our mama ain’t raise no dummies. We dug the rap! Cut me some slack, Jack! Say ‘e can’t hang! Jive ass dudes don’t got no brains anyhow!Stone Groove is an avant-garde, bohemian,…
You may know Michelle Bombshell McGee as that “filthy whore” who stole Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James. But she’s really just an entrepreneur working for a dollar in this crazy world. As a fetish model, feature dancer, video girl, dominatrix for hire, and sex conventioneer you can catch her online,…
Fashion Breakdown: Mint green shirt was a gift from dad, got it in Scotland. Splashed tights from kid’s section on Target, Doc Marten’s boots from eBay, and goggles from Austin, TX…
Celebrity Autobiography, which opened Thursday for a limited two week run at the Arsht Center, features comics such as Rachel Dratch and actors like Sharon Gless reading verbatim selections from actual memoirs of celebrities like Elizabeth Taylor, Burt Reynolds and Tiger Woods.And the hilarious end result confirmed pretty much what…
The Main Street Players in Miami Lakes presented a relatively impressive opening night performance of the insightful and amusing musical Company with music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim and book by George Furth. The production was engaging, the stage design perfectly simple, and, for the most part, the singers sounded good and…
Last night’s Asesinos por una Noche was an intensely dark, multimedia performance presented by local artists Alexey Taran, Carla Forte, and the Bistoury Physical Theater. It’s a good guess that each person in the audience last night felt about the show they way they feel about conflict in their lives:…
Once upon a time, a curious mommy with golden locks encountered three piles of books. One pile included classic bedtime staples like Goodnight Moon and The Very Hungry Caterpillar, which bored her so much that she figured they would put her to sleep before any of her pain in the…
Our ongoing coverage of Exxxotica Miami Beach has already highlighted the biggest and best events of the show, given you the low down on a reality show starlet turned porn harlot, and even talked about how to break into the industry should you be so bold (or desperate). But, as…
In a city where revelers regularly debauch until 5 a.m, Sleepless Night is more than just an excuse to stay up all night. No, in this town, where folks often greet sunrise with another vodka red bull, the event stands out because it transforms Miami Beach into one giant 13-hour…
Nurturing. Feminine. Capable. Sensible. Self-sacrificing. The checklist of things that make a mother good at her job is really no joke. Yes, when a woman becomes a mother, everyone knows there’s a chemical change that transforms her from the self-seeking party animal she may have been into a softer, more…
A lot of teens must be getting knocked up nowadays (thanks MTV!), because the Social Security Administration has released their 2010 list of the most popular American baby names and ranked at #1 are two Twilight character’s names — Isabella for girls and Jacob for boys — holding their place…
We’ve been talking quite a bit about La Pageant Diva around Cultist lately. The short film was screened at the Borscht Film Festival to much audience hollering, screeching, and giggling. One of the stars and the co-writer of the production, Giovanni Profera, is the self-proclaimed Bruno of Miami. But we…
Ah marriage. Nothing wrecks your sex drive, puts on the pounds, and generally makes you a loathsome miserable bitter human as efficiently as marriage. Of course there’s that whole thing about growing old and dying alone you have to contend with if you don’t get married. Screw you, Universe!In honor…
Fashion Breakdown: Shirt and pants by Express; bow tie, sweater and suspenders by American Apparel; picked up shoes on a trip to Paris over a year ago, pin was a gift from Agustina Woodgate (“I’m sure it’s from the thrift”), and hair by Bianca from Control…
Whether you’re a caffeine fiend who likes chugging down Red Bull, a lush who likes it with vodka, or you can’t stand the stuff altogether, you have to give the Austrian energy drink company props: they can brand like a motherfreaker. Red Bull is synonymous with action sports and weird…
After more than a decade of high-profile Hollywood reboots, the shelves at Marvel and DC are starting to look empty. First came the obvious candidates: comic book vigilantes like Batman and Daredevil transformed seamlessly into action/crime anti-heroes. Then came teen idol Spider-Man, social-pariah supergroup the X-Men, righteous rageaholic Hulk, and…
It’s that time of year again. The flowers are blooming, newborn ducklings are following their suicidal mamas across Biscayne Boulevard, and women of all ages will be sucking on giant penis lollipops like it ain’t no thang when Exxxotica penetrates the Miami Beach Convention Center May 20 to 22. And…
Comedian Reggie Watts’s real name is Reginald Lucien Frank Roger Watts, but there are hundreds more characters living inside him. Launched from Brooklyn’s alt-comedy scene, Watts’s routines are a fluid mix of accents, personae, and musical interludes. They are as disorientating as they are genius. That’s why Conan O’Brien handpicked…
Mary Beth Koeth’s photographs capture Miami neighborhoods and residents from the eye of a seasoned native. Surreal lighting, minute details, and lots of locals all characterize her beautiful images. But the Dallas native only recently settled in Miami to pursue photography at Miami Ad School. And the most important thing…
Meet Bad Girls Club Miami’s Erica Lynne. You might remember her from her time on reality TV for a few reasons. She was one of the only few that lasted the entire season, and she has a shit ton of tattoos. But she didn’t do much in the Bad Girls…
