How to Snag a Firefighter: Straight From a Hero’s Mouth

We’ve heard that if you want to know the facts of a particular subject, you should go directly to the source. So when we saw the teaser photo of the South Florida 2012 Firefighter Calendar, we thought to ourselves: “We want one of those.” And to find out how to…

Mizu Con Brings Anime Culture to Hyatt Regency in Downtown This Friday

Mizu Con, which we mistakenly thought was named after a soup, hits Miami this Friday. The anime convention will feature vendors, costume contests, panels, gaming rooms, and artist areas displaying Japanese artwork.Local groups will also perform, including Urban Ronin, a local stunt performance troupe, which will be put on an…

Oh, Marlena!

Marlena Shaw is a jazz chanteuse who has been sampled or remixed by everyone from Ghostface Killa, to Diplo, to DJs Shadow, and Premier. Her uncle Jimmy Burgess, a jazz trumpet man, gave her early lessons in music appreciation through the records he would spin for her young, impressionable, and…

Silkie Smooth

While dubstep dominates the electronic music scene, most U.S. fans associate the genre only with certain popular strains — mostly the superhard, stomach-churning varieties with requisite wobbly bass. Still, the genre at its outset was about so much more. Dubstep at its most creative is really just a slow-bpm, low-end-centric…

Life Cycle

Remember when life was measured in 2MB floppy disks? That all feels so ridiculous now —using something ten times bigger than a flash drive to transfer a thousand times less information. But there’s also something sad about the life cycle of technology. And for London artist Nick Gentry, who was…

Happily Any After

Roberta Smith of the New York Times calls him “game-changing.” Peter Schjeldahl of The New Yorker calls him “the most consequential artist to have emerged since the 1980s.” We call him “the wired wizard of id.” Ryan Trecartin, whose “Any After” is on view at the Museum of Contemporary Art,…

A Little Vino Would Be Keeno

North Miami isn’t exactly Piedmont, but for a couple of hours on Thursday, August 25, it will be the next best thing when Total Wine & More holds a seminar and tasting of Italian wines from all over the country, including the superlative Barolo from the Piedmont region. You’ll taste…

Fabrio at Miracle Theatre

He’s soooo faboolus. That would be fabulous Fabio Viviani, Top Chef season five fave and California chef-restaurateur, who’ll visit Coral Gables’ Miracle Theatre Thursday, August 25, to work all kinds of cheffy miracles on popcorn to be washed down with Prosecco (Italian bubbly) during a screening of the Audrey Hepburn…

Don the White Glove

For a dive as old as Tobacco Road, the ’80s probably feel like they were just a year or two ago. But it’s been more than three decades, dammit! Not that you’d know it during the fourth annual ’80s Flashback Festival this Friday. More than 20 bands will be rockin’…

Babes on Wheels

The basic premise of roller derby is that a bunch of women bang each other — that is, bang into each other — on roller skates. But there’s more to it than glorified catfighting. Each of the two teams chooses one fast, flinty skater to make as many circuits around…

Radio Ha-Ha

DJ Laz is a nice guy. Just ask all the strippers whose kids he’s put through college. They’ll tell you it took longer than an FPL refund check, but it was worth it. We’re not saying Laz is cheap, but he takes a bag full of quarters with him to…

Laff-Gasmic

No two things in life are more delightful than laughter and orgasms. Thus, the title of the upcoming comedic spectacle Laffgasm is brilliantly monikered. The all-inclusive comedy show headlined by Andy Pita will bring stand-up, sketch comedy, and viral videos to one stage. Pita describes it as “ultimate comedy.” The…

Got Some Nerve

We’re not shy about our love for the Museum of Contemporary Art’s annual showcase of video art, the Optic Nerve Film Festival. Heck, New Times even voted it Best Film Festival in Miami this year. From Coral Morphologic’s glowing sea creatures to Christy Gast’s tap dancing on the rim of…