Ten Best Things to Do This Weekend

We’re two-and-a-half weeks into November and it’s really starting to smell like culture ’round the Magic City. The Miami Book Fair International’s in full swing at Miami-Dade College’s Wolfson Campus, wrapping up its weeklong residency this weekend with the annual street fair. Art Basel is just around the corner, creeping…

Chuck Palahniuk Reimagines Dante’s Inferno Via Judy Blume In Damned

​What would happen if Judy Blume rewrote Dante’s Inferno to star a sexually repressed teenager who thinks she’s in hell for overdosing on pot? There’s only one author alive qualified to tackle that question; luckily Chuck Palahniuk, maverick author of Fight Club and Choke, decided to give it a shot…

Antoinette: Eclectic, Dark, Fancy

Fashion Breakdown: Dress from All Saints, cropped mini jacket-cape from Diane Von Furstenberg, shoes are Elisanero, bag from Por La Victorie, headpiece stolen from my best friend’s closet, and silver necklace from Top Shop…

From Kris Jenner to Tina Fey, Seven Celebrity Books Worth Reading

On a recent episode of Chelsea Lately, Handler discussed the literary success of Are You There Vodka? It’s Me Chelsea. When one of her guests brought up the fact that Handler had topped the New York Times’ Best-Seller list, the show’s host quickly added, “Yeah, so did Snooki.” She’s right,…

Crazy Frenchman Invades South Beach

Last year, dozens of storm troopers surrounded an abandoned building on Miami Beach, guns blazing. They were joined by a giant Albert Einstein, holding a sign that read “Love Is the Answer.” The mystery lasted for about 30 seconds until word got around that street artist Mr. Brainwash was behind…

Stop Ripping My Sh*t Off!

​Adam Mansbach’s children’s-book-not-for-children Go the Fuck to Sleep reads like The Very Hungry Caterpillar according to Lenny Bruce. A taste: “The owls fly forth from the treetops. Through the air, they soar and they sweep. A hot crimson rage fills my heart, love. For real, shut the fuck up and…

One Way or Another, Nicole Krauss Will Break Your Heart

​Nicole Krauss will break your heart. You’ll be reading one of her novels and suddenly the pages will be damp. Confused, you’ll check the page number — 12 — and swear to yourself that you couldn’t possibly be weeping before even learning the narrator’s name. But you are. Don’t worry…

Funny According to Andy

Andy Borowitz’s new book, The 50 Funniest American Writers (Library of America), is a collection of hilarious pieces ranging from O. Henty’s “The Ransom of Red Chief” to Davis Sedaris’ “Buddy, Can You Spare a Tire.” Borowitz will be discussing the book at the Miami Book Fair this Saturday. Since…

Téa Obreht Turns Serbian Folk Tales Into Fiction Gold

​It would be easier to begrudge Téa Obreht’s extraordinary success at such a young age if her writing weren’t so damn good. Her debut, The Tiger’s Wife — published last year when she was just 24 — is the hauntingly beautiful tale of Natalia, a young Yugoslavian doctor, struggling to…

Yorke and Company

Radiohead is one of the most beloved bands of the past 20 years despite the fan schism created by the release of The King of Limbs. For purists, the album moved in the wrong direction: It continued the sonic experimentation of In Rainbows and Kid A instead of returning to…