Tim Burton: A History of Our Complicated Affair

Tim Burton doesn’t know it, but we are frenemies.Frenemies have a relationship that is both mutually beneficial or dependent while being competitive, and fraught with risk and mistrust. That’s exactly what Burton and I have. He needs me as an audience member, and I need him as a creative force…

The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Weekend

So, President Obama supports gay marriage.He just moved up 69 cool points in our book, y’all!Even better news than that, though, is this: It’s finally Friday. At long last, we can kiss the last four days of torture goodbye. In about six hours, you’ll be free to partake in any…

Pablo Francisco Talks Hookers, Drugs, Booze, and, Oh Yeah, Comedy

Pablo Francisco is a hilarious comedian with more impersonations in his bag of tricks than there are rocks in the average ounce of crack.When we caught up with him, he exploded with a full-on rant filled with amazing quotes about drinking, fighting, and doin’ the nasty. He’s performing six shows…

Be Like Mike

The Miami Marlins are not off to a very hot start. Sure, they have a brand-spanking-new stadium, uniforms, and home-run sculpture thing. But none of those things has produced hits or runs or many wins. One of the bigger letdowns has been the lack of hitting and power from outfielder…

Audio Bukkake

DJ Fucked-Up is an artist of unmatched audial subtlety and a performer shrouded in a veil of mystery. Our investigations reveal he began his career as Daniel Heimenfrost, a genius with wind instruments. He achieved international notoriety for his performance of “Orificial Sacrifice,” which saw him stretch his musical boundaries…

Mommy Dearest

For artist Kate Kretz, motherhood has been both a source of inspiration and a reminder of life’s delicate nature. After the birth of her daughter, she became agoraphobic, believing if she never left home with her child, nothing would harm the girl. The experience led to a body of work…

To Guayabera or Not to Guayabera?

Hamlet, William Shakespeare’s brilliant tale of a Dutch prince who goes nuts trying to avenge the death of his father, has enthralled and captivated audiences for more than 400 years. And for good reason. It’s filled with amazing lines, suspense, thrills, a treacherous twist ending, ghosts, and a whole lotta…

Take a Chillwave Pill

Librarian — it’s a profession far more complex than the Dewey Decimal System. And for Ernest Greene, it was an overwhelmingly competitive field to find work. Naturally, he turned to chillwave. After earning a master’s degree in library and information science from the University of South Carolina and struggling to…

Concrete Jungle

Not all musicals are good. Even fewer are great. But Disney’s The Lion King is truly one of a kind. “There is simply nothing else like it,” said the New York Times. It’s “a landmark event in entertainment,” raved Newsweek. “It’s the tits,” quipped one excited fan. From theater critics…

Crosstown Rebel

If Crosstown Rebels honcho Damian Lazarus is playing in Miami, it’s most likely taking place somewhere downtown. Probably at Electric Pickle or Space, where his forward-thinking sets are welcome with open arms. Lazarus doesn’t play to appeal to the Top 40 crowd, so you probably won’t hear the David Guetta…

Across the Universe

Lynne Golob Gelfman is one of those rare artists whose paintings transport viewers to a place far beyond the world of appearances. Gelfman creates abstract works rife with serialized geometric patterns and forms that undulate like ripples created by a stone tossed into water. At times, her canvases seem to…