Mais Oui

Do you have grand dreams of going to Paris? Want to tour the Louvre, climb the Eiffel Tower, visit the Arc de Triomphe? Well, too bad, because you’re broke, and transatlantic flights are pricey. But the Colony Theatre (1040 Lincoln Rd., Miami Beach) is offering the next best thing. This…

Gentlemen, Start Your Engines

So you like to drive like Mario Andretti. But despite your best efforts, you can’t push that four-cylinder Prius into the triple digits. No worries. Imagine Motorsports is offering the rare chance to harness some otherworldly horsepower this Friday — at a price affordable to mere mortals. Drivers at the…

Havana Skate City

Just 90 miles south, 11 million residents of the communist island nation of Cuba struggle to get by on the little food and money that the government has been rationing out for more than five decades. The freedom to use said money on simple luxuries that free countries such as…

Royal Pains

Benoît Jacquot’s Farewell, My Queen, a soapy, sexy, and lezzie adaptation of Chantal Thomas’s 2003 novel about the chaos at Versailles on the eve of the 1789 revolution, is told not through the vantage point of the monarchs but through the eyes of Sidonie (Léa Seydoux), the besotted reader to…

Salty Balls

Brickell is getting some balls. Meatballs, that is, along with burgers and beer. At the inaugural Burger, Beer & Balls Bash, Saturday from 4 to 10 p.m. at Miami Circle (401 Brickell Ave., Miami), 15 local restaurants will showcase their favorite burger and meatball recipes for your carnivorous pleasure. Wash…

Five Years of Weirds

Over the past five years of its official existence, the on-again, off-again Night of Weirds has morphed into a kind of bizarre extra limb for Churchill’s Pub (5501 NE Second Ave., Miami). In other words, it’s hard to imagine one without the other. The event is infamous around town for…

Girls on Film

It’s easy to find women in front of the camera in the film industry, especially in movies set in Miami. (Every beachside and poolside scene needs at least a handful of busty, generic bikini babes.) But women behind the lens? That’s a rarity. Miami’s Indie Film Club is trying to…

Deep Blue Something

Ever since Steve Zissou and crew dived into the deep to track down that jaguar shark, you’ve been enchanted by the idea of underwater exploration. But aside from years of schooling or a Navy enlistment, it’s difficult to score a spot on a working submarine. Luckily, you can catch see…

Reduce, Reuse, Redesign

All artists want to believe their calling makes the world a better place. But few art exhibits connect creativity and worldly preservation as directly as “Design for a Living World.” Presented by the Nature Conservancy, “Design for a Living World” offers a glimpse at how the products we throw away…

Beat It

Miami is an amazing multicultural cauldron, a heated brew of North American, South American, and Caribbean backgrounds. But even here, an event such as the third annual African Diaspora Dance and Drum Festival stands out as unique. Taking place over three days, this Friday through Sunday, the festival concentrates on…

Wild Turkey

Miami: a city of clubs, a premier dance music destination. Our crowds want only the best in established and up-and-coming house DJs from around the world. And what the Magic City wants, the Magic City gets. Turkish import Deniz Koyu, named an MTV EDM artist to watch in 2012, will…

Miami Pop-Up Pool in Union Square Delights, Baffles New Yorkers

The Greater Miami Convention and Visitors Bureau brought a taste of the Magic City (or, at least, a taste of the prevailing Magic City stereotype) to the Big Apple yesterday afternoon, setting up a temporary swimming pool in the middle of New York City’s Union Square.The reactions were mixed.Some New…

Gore Vidal, American Writer and Playwright, Dead at 86

American writer Gore Vidal, whose work spanned the fields of literature, theater, politics, and beyond, died of complications from pneumonia in Los Angeles yesterday. He was 86.In his writing, Vidal embraced controversial topics. His second novel, The City and the Pillar, was the story of an openly gay man. Published…

Olympics 2012: Ten Summer Sports Anyone Can Play in Miami

See Olympics 2012: Is It a Spoiler?Despite your best intentions, hours spent on the treadmill or doing the doggy paddle in your condo complex’s pool aren’t likely to turn you into the next Lolo Jones or Ryan Lochte. But that doesn’t mean you can’t let their greatness inspire your attempts…

Olympics 2012: Is It a Spoiler? Use Our Handy Guide to Find Out

We’ve seen a lot of misty-eyed homages to British history since the London Olympics kicked off on Friday: at the opening ceremonies, or in montages about the 1948 London Olympics. But the execs at NBC are probably feeling most nostalgic for more recent history — specifically, the days before the…

The Five Worst New TV Shows This Fall

This week, as the rest of the world watches feats of human awesomeness in the London Olympics, TV reporters have been watching feats of human idiocy at the Television Critics Association press tour in L.A.Sure, there have been some highlights. (Dexter could be renewed indefinitely? Tell us more.) But most…

DWNTWN Art Days Give Downtown Miami Its Own Cultural Festival

Wynwood and the Design District have Second Saturdays. Coconut Grove has its monthly art walks. Little Haiti has its “Big Nights.” Most of Miami’s major neighborhoods can boast at least one festival celebrating its cultural facilities.And Downtown Miami — home to arts powerhouses like the Miami Art Museum and the…