Eye on Miami: Andy Garcia, Ruby Rose, and More

It’s not easy having eyes all over the scene, being around to take in all the wild visuals at all the worthwhile places in the city. There are, however, those parties and gallery openings where a fortunate photographer can point and shoot. Every week, in collaboration with WorldRedEye, New Times…

The Evolution of the Nerd: From Geek to Cool Kid

The other night I was watching the sometimes painfully bad 1998 horror film, The Faculty. I remember really liking that movie in high school and I’m not sure why. It is basically a modern version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers, both plot-wise and if a boring, poorly written alien…

The Ten Best Things to Do in Miami This Week

Thursday, January 14 Known for creating immersive, living picture installations, Israeli-based Dina Shenhav uses soft materials such as ash and foam to sculpt powerful scenes of domestic and urban life and destruction. Exploring the complex origins of traditional markers of masculinity, Shenhav’s exhibit “D.O.A. (Dead on Arrival),” whose title is…

Six Cycling Tips for Beginners From My City Bikes Miami

A show of hands, how many of you have resolved to be healthier or lose weight in 2016? According to Nielsen reports, most of you are sheepishly raising a finger behind your desk right now. In 2015, the survey found “staying fit and healthy” to be the top resolution at…

One Week Left to Submit to New Times‘ MasterMind Awards

Calling all local artists, filmmakers, musicians, dancers, and wordsmiths! Have you submitted to the New Times’ annual Mastermind Awards yet? Deadline is fast approaching with only one week left to submit.  Every year, we offer monetary grants (of $1,000) to three winners and well-deserved exposure to creatives across Miami. Last year, New Times…

Guccivuitton Gallery Changes Its Name to Versace Versace Versace

In one of the most hilarious gallery shifts of the new year, recently relocated Guccivuitton has changed their name to Versace Versace Versace. Besides the obvious play on Migos’ 2013 trap club banger, the new name marks a new era for one of the most inscrutable galleries on the local…

Miami Jewish Film Festival Returns With a Bold Lineup

“It is no longer enough for us to just give access to Jewish-interest films. What is at stake for us now is to present the best of world cinema that has a cultural insight and value,” Igor Shteyrenberg, director of the Miami Jewish Film Festival, says boldly. Leading the festival…

In Tab Hunter Confidential, the Star at Last Gets His Due

“Tab was a good movie star,” says John Waters near the beginning of the sprightly new documentary Tab Hunter Confidential. When I ask Hunter himself, on the phone from California, if he thinks he was a good movie star, he’s reluctant to share his friend’s enthusiasm. “I don’t know,” he…

Charlie Kaufman’s Anomalisa Pulls All Our Strings

Charlie Kaufman is a cartographer of the soul. You can picture him hunched over parchment accurately inking each dark river and, off to the side, cautioning that there be dragons. What makes Kaufman cinema’s best psychoanalyst is a contradiction. He sees people for who we are — hurtful, hopeful, lovely,…

Kevin Hart Motormouths Again in the Funny Ride Along 2

A sure-bet time-waster with a clutch of big laughs? A 100-minute brief on Hollywood’s lack of imagination? Grist for future essays about how quickly the idea of Ice “Fuck tha Police” Cube playing a gun-happy hero cop became routine? Whatever you make of Ride Along 2 beforehand is certain to…