Angling to Chill

Although the calendar says we have a few more weeks of spring left, locals know summer is already here: the spirit-zapping heat, the clothes-drenching humidity, and the disappearing snowbirds and tourists — yes, we have the whole sticky town to ourselves. Now that the festivals and fairs have waned, it…

Sassed and Fury-ous

A scan of team names in the Independent Women’s Football League reveals how sweetly feminine the chick version of the NFL is: the Crush, Chaos, Demolition, Rage, Scorchers, Predators, and Miami’s own Fury, to name some of the 31 franchises. This Saturday at 7:00 p.m. our girlies bust up the…

Goombay’s Gonna Get You

Although the Miami area’s heritage is associated with Native Americans, Anglo-American settlers, and Cuban culture, Caribbean contributions have been numerous over the years. This weekend you can celebrate the cultural impact of the first African-American settlers in the Magic City at the 30th annual Miami/Bahamas Goombay Festival, one of the…

The Wild Things Are Here

Your best bud Barkley has discriminating taste when it comes to television. Flick on VH1, and your beloved pup turns away with a derisive sniff. Switch to HBO, and he will not even wag his tail. Animal Planet is the channel your doggy adores, and at today’s Animal Planet Expo,…

Listen to the Land

One often associates Haitian art with bucolic scenes where nature and man coexist in a wild splash of color, but you won’t find a sugar-coated vision of life in a tropical paradise in Edouard Duval-Carrié’s works. His perspective unfolds a view of Haitian history that appears suspended in mythic timelessness…

Get Some Yada Yada Yada

You can hardly miss the bureaucratic blunders pervading nightly newscasts, but if you are looking for more babble, we have another option. Tonight the Arts at St. John’s, in conjunction with Fantasy Theatre Factory, will present readings of Eugene Ionesco’s The Bald Soprano and The Lesson. When Ionesco began learning…

Take Time for Tapas

Slide into just about any bar in Miami and you can order a plate of delicious tapas to accompany your cerveza. Although the little plates have become wildly popular stateside, this high-end bar food originates from Andalusia, a region in southern Spain renowned for its beaches, agriculture, and unique gourmet…

Affordable Ashtanga for All

Yoga in the Park, the free exercise program held weekly in the Tina Hills Pavilion at Bayfront Park, is what Martha Stewart would call “a good thing.” The breathtaking waterfront location of this invigorating Ashtanga session inspired us to give this class one of our coveted Best of Miami awards…

Make a Dramatic Move

Anyone bewitched by the fiery passion of flamenco can get his or her gypsy on during an intensive series of workshops by Timo Lozano. Lozano is considered the “King of Bulerías” for his mastery of one of the most popular and dramatic dance forms. Presented by Clarita Filgueiras and her…

Rockin’ the Boat Show

Do you have a boat? Well, you would be a lot cooler if you did. Pick one up this weekend at the thirteenth annual South Florida Boat Show. More than 20,000 visitors will shop for their dream boat from among hundreds of beautiful, new powerboats (up to 40 feet) priced…

Dancers in the Dark

If it is Swan Lake you seek, stay away from Florida International University’s VH-100 Theater this weekend. But if it is a slice of the avant garde you crave, then the performance Falling Up, which promises to be far from your usual toe-twirling experience, may be just what the dance…

Go Brazilian

Now in its tenth year, the Brazilian Film Festival of Miami is marking its anniversary by rolling out a kaleidoscope of brilliant films, many of which are showing for the first time in the States. There is a little comedy, some love, and a lot of drama to entertain even…

Queen of Teen Lit

Go ahead. Admit it. We know you still enjoy reading a good young adult novel even though you are well into your thirties. But you don’t have to hide your copy of The Princess Diaries inside that Philip Roth dust-jacket decoy around us; we understand how cool Meg Cabot is…

Psycho Cowboy

The Old West has vanished, John Wayne is dead, and — this just in — the two most famous ranch hands in America are gay. But there would be no point in telling any of that to Harlan Fairfax Carruthers, the deceptively charming protagonist of Down in the Valley. Like…

Being Bettie

If you can tell a society by its smut, America in the Fifties couldn’t have been just a Frigidaire of repressive hysteria. Hidden somewhere in the closets of Pleasantville and Peyton Place, after all, was a stack of fetish mags bearing the face and hourglass figure of Bettie Page, and…

Now Playing

All four current leaders of a secret society called the Priory of Sion have been killed, but the last one — a Louvre curator named Saunire (Jean-Pierre Marielle) — has left an elaborate cryptic clue as to the identity and motive of his killer before dying from a gunshot wound…

Stage Capsules

Five Course Love: One night, five restaurants, and fifteen characters sum up this tasty yet not entirely filling new musical onstage in the Miracle Theatre’s intimate upstairs room. Directed by David Arisco, the ensemble of Oscar Cheda, Janet Dacal, and Christopher A. Kent is the hardest-working trio in show biz…

From Ring Rust to Riches

In the conflicted conceptual gristle of Mateo Argüello Pitt’s deceptively childlike paintings, the way one confronts the pitfalls of domestic drama or oppressive alienation defines the meat of a man. At least that is what the artist telegraphs in many of his thirteen mixed-media-on-board pieces that dominate “Enigmatic Figures,” which…

Art Capsules

Astral Cumulo Uber Express: Kenny Scharf’s exhibit at the Kevin Bruk Gallery harks back to the Fifties. Scharf has tricked out a 1960 Cadillac coupe, one of the most iconic designs of the era, in a giddy fusion of modern design and contemporary art that pokes fun at duck-and-cover classroom…

Your Show of Shows

Boston Legal: Season One (Fox) David E. Kelley’s latest legal drama is nothing more than a TV show about TV shows; hence the casting of Captain Kirk and Murphy Brown, with guest shots by Diane Chambers, Golden Girl Rose Nylund, and Alex Keaton. It’s like a Nick at Night mashup,…

Next Big Things

Yet another Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) has come and gone, and this one was the biggest yet. Exhibitors know all too well that a strong showing at E3 — an event heavily covered by both industry and mainstream press — can turn a great product into a blockbuster and a…

New Times‘s Top DVD Picks for the Week of May 23, 2006

Africa Screams (Image) April’s Shower (Liberation) Back Door to Hell (Fox) Bloodrayne (Uwe Boll Productions) The Closer: The Complete First Season (Warner Bros.) Deadwood: The Complete Second Season (HBO) The Devil’s Miner (First Run) The Dirty Dozen: Two-Disc Special Edition (Warner Bros.) The 4400: The Complete Second Season (Paramount) Game…