Hernan Bas’s Latest Work to Debut in NYC Tomorrow

BuildingsAndFood.com has images from local art boy wonder Hernan Bas’s latest solo show, which is set to debut in New York tomorrow at the Lehman Maupin Gallery.I haven’t gone over Bas’s career with a fine-toothed comb, but his work appears to have evolved a lot since his days of painting dreary depictions…

Big Taschen Sale at Books & Books

For those of you with mid-century coffee tables and no money to put fancy design books on top of them, here’s some welcome news. Books & Books in Coral Gables is having an absolutely huge sale on all Taschen titles.If you’ve never bought or oggled one of the publisher’s products in…

How to Succeed in the Film Business with Actually Trying

Not everyone regrets getting a film degree. Not everyone sits behind a computer every day doing “blog-journalism” thinking maybe he should have gone with his instinct and gotten a journalism degree. Not everyone sifts through every story printed by Miami media every day only to find former classmates succeeding, and…

‘Golden Girls’ Relocates to Istanbul

Blanche, Sophia, Rose and the rest of the Golden Girls are heading to Turkey. We’re still awaiting word on how “Thank You For Being A Friend” is going to translate in Turkish, but this is what some free web translator came up with for us: “Bir Arkadaşım Olduğun Için Teşekkürler.”…

Why John Waters Is Not Reading This Blog

Filmmaker John Waters hasn’t made a public appearance in Miami since 2002, when he screened the film Boom! at Art Basel, but the “Pope of Trash” is back, thanks to the organizers at the Miami Gay and Lesbian Film Festival.Waters will be performing his ongoing monologue “An Evening with John…

We Have Herpes in Common

Hello, Kitty: I’m wondering where to meet people with herpes. I really feel alienated and alone. My ex-boyfriend got herpes from me, but to my surprise he was very accepting and we ended up dating for two years. After awhile, it was as if we didn’t even have the virus,…

Hannah Montana: The Movie

It’s almost foolish to review Hannah Montana: The Movie as anything other than the latest cog in a cultural phenomenon/mass-marketing juggernaut. The film itself certainly doesn’t aspire to anything more. A brightly colored yet cheap-looking affair (director Peter Chelsom doesn’t even try to push beyond the material’s TV roots), the…

Art Capsules

NeoHooDoo: Art for a Forgotten Faith Through May 24. Miami Art Museum, 101 W Flagler St., Miami; 305-375-3000; miamiartmuseum.org. Tuesday through Friday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday and Sunday noon to 5 p.m. It’s impossible to imagine a better city than ours as a host for the mojo-manic exhibit…

Big Stars Don’t Cry

Frankie Vallie and the Four Seasons were obviously a huge act back in the day, and the 2006 musical based on their music and biography, “Jersey Boys,” has taken home its share of hardware at the Tony’s. For those of you out there trying to break into the Broadway musical…

Good Coffee, Less ‘Bucks

First your doctor told you to stay away from their 500-calorie Frappuccinos, saying that they were the reason for your new muffin top. Then finance guru Suze Orman got on the Starbucks bashin’ bandwagon and told you that the $5 beverages were the reason you were $80k in debt. Maybe…

Succumb to the Gravitational Pool

If our fellow countrymen wayyy up north knew that we Miamians weren’t taking advantage of our abundance of pools, sun and sand – we may have another Civil War on our hands. Two weeks ago it was SNOWING up there and we had the nerve to shiver about 65 degrees!…

Seal the Deal

British-born singer-songwriter Seal is on tour to promote Soul, his sixth studio recording, and one that features covers of classics such as Sam Cooke’s “A Change Is Gonna Come,” James Brown’s “It’s a Man’s World,” and Ben E. King’s “Stand by Me.” This Wednesday Seal will take his spot under…

This Play Can’t Be Careless Either

Many actors have tried, but there aren’t enough cotton balls and walnuts in the world to fill their cheeks to look like those of Marlon Brando. The Academy Award-winning actor and activist has one of the most prolific careers and recognized names in showbiz, and was dark and brooding while…

Burn After Viewing

Miami is far enough from the godforsaken parts of the Western United States that most people down here haven’t heard of Burning Man, the weeklong music/art/camping/rampant-drug-use festival that Californians circle on their calendar the day after the last edition has ended. For the uninitiated, Burning Man began in San Francisco…

An Artsy Ten-Dolla Holla

You’ve mastered painting by numbers and coloring within the lines, but you still can’t find anyone who will plunk down the dough to own a piece of your handiwork. The forty artists-in-residence at ArtCenter/South Florida are used to people trading moola for their masterpieces, and as a part of the…

Catch Contact with Nastie

In the early 1940s, certain intelligence agencies of the U.S. government used cannabis to extract the truth from captors with a bad case of cat-got-your-tongue. The THC back then had been proven to cause loose-lip syndrome, but the street-level strains sold now seem to only promote the sale of late-night…

Don’t Let the Day Go to Wasted

Yeah, it’s 4/20, but for once we’re not talking about smoking another Swisher Sweet cigarillo. We’re talking about National Park Week and a three-hour tour that doesn’t end with you making a phone out of a coconut. Problem is, you probably don’t have a boat, and unless you plan on…