Matthew McConaughey Is Scary Bad in Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

Two weeks after jowly Matthew Perry transformed into pretty Zac Efron to relive his adolescence in 17 Again, Warner Bros. releases Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, another backward and backward-looking child-is-father-to-the-man rom-com, with Matthew McConaughey, who, 18 years Efron’s senior and slightly butcher, has just a few more years of prettiness…

Give in to the Gravitational Pool

Grab your yellow ducky float and meet the cool kids poolside at Solé on the Ocean each Sunday. This oceanfront condo/hotel is rolling out Alba, a weekly pool party where DJ Baby Dre provides the soundtrack, Epicure Market supplies the chicest lunch box since your rusty red Alf one, and…

Your 15 Minutes Are Unlimited Here

Every clubber headed for the Beach imagines herself to be a jet-setting trust-fund fashion maven. Sometimes it’s fact. More often it’s fantasy. In either case, the thing that unites is a pure, true lust for “the lifestyle.” And In the Studio at Mansion is the kind of über-glam club night…

$15 Drinks Bring Peace to SoBe

Several words can be used to describe South Beach, but serene definitely isn’t one of them. However, the Setai is trying to convince patrons that they can escape from the Beach’s normal hustle and bustle during Serenity Thursdays. The hotel’s exquisite bar and courtyard area play host to the night,…

Good Daze, America

Talk about your WTF moments: Miami DJ Danny Daze (Rokbar/Dirty Hairy) will be providing the tunes for Live with Regis & Kelly this week as they air live from the Fontainebleau in Miami Beach. Their temporary relocation starts tomorrow and goes through Thursday. Unfortunately (or fortunately, for some), tickets are…

Benevolent Semi-Truck from Outerspace Lands in South Miami

No matter how humid the weather, summer has not arrived until Michael Bay says so. Wear all the sunscreen you want, but until that V8 engine of a brain (disguised by sweet-smelling angel’s hair) unleashes its latest hailstorm of sweat and bullets, it is still the post-Oscar spring doldrums.Put away…

Lela Elam’s Elan

Too much has been said about Lela Elam for this statement to make much of an impact, but here it goes: Lela Elam is a great actress. And though her current play, No Child…, probably has a profound message to share — something about hopes and dreams and the innate…

Art Capsules

NeoHooDoo: Art for a Forgotten Faith Through May 24. Miami Art Museum, 101 W Flagler St., Miami; 305-375-3000; miamiartmuseum.org. Tuesday through Friday 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Saturday and Sunday noon to 5 p.m. It’s impossible to imagine a better city than ours as a host for the mojo-manic exhibit…

Dito Montiel’s Fighting Lacks Punch

Writing about A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, the 2006 debut film by director Dito Montiel, I likened it to the sort of crude but fascinating object one might find in an exhibition of naif art. Adapted by Montiel — a former hardcore punk musician — from his autobiographical novel…

Crank: High Voltage

A glue-huffing variant on the gimmick-noir D.O.A., 2006’s Crank was a riotous demonstration of the actionvore’s dilemma: The harsher the swill you consume — “swill” in this case meaning an AYCE strip-bar lunch buffet of mindless splatter, bone-jarring crashes, and beyond-gratuitous T&A — the harder it is to get high…

Eat for Education

Morningside Elementary School (6620 NE 5th Ave) is hosting a PTA fundraiser in their school’s organic vegetable garden. Twelve restaurants such as Red Light, Anise and Buena Vista Bistro will feature menu samples in the style of the Taste-Of-MiMo event. There will also be live music and student artwork. The…

We’re Wine-ing Because it’s Friday

“Wine education” sounds so much better than “wine guzzling,” don’t you agree? But whether you want to educate your taste buds or just give them a high-quality buzz, local wine maven Barry Albert can help with his weekly wine tastings at Angelo & Maxie’s Steakhouse in the Mayfair Hotel &…

With the 25th pick, the Miami Dolphins select…

Sure the NBA and NHL playoffs are in full swing and baseball season has just begun, but for those of us who are true football fans, Saturday eclipses everything else. So why sit at home by yourself to watch all 32 teams decide their futures, when you could be at…

Wake Up!

Board Up Miami, South Florida’s premiere wakeboarding festival, kicks off today and in case the only boards on your radar are the type that surf or skate; here are a few important facts about wakeboarding. 1. It’s nothing like waterboarding – H2O will make its way into your mouth, but…

Comedy Unleavened

Why try and make up something funny to convince you to go to the Raging Jews of Comedy show, when all we have to do is quote some of the comedians who will be appearing? Jodie Wasserman: Woman comes over to me, says, “Oh, are you pregnant?” I was like,…

Finally Cheaper than a Gordita

Rejoice! Chipotle Mexican Grill and its legendary gourmet burritos are coming to Miami Lakes. The chain is opening a new location at 8000 NW 154th St. and to celebrate, today they’re handing out FREE burritos from 11 a.m. – 7 p.m. The company is dedicated to producing “food with integrity,”…

The Soloist

The Soloist opens with newspapers thudding onto lawns, a quaint sight that makes the movie practically a period piece, even though the events that inspired it took place within the past four years. An old-fashioned tale for a new-fangled world, the movie turns on a series of columns begun in…

Missing This Would Be a Drag(on)

This weekend, chase your Dramamine with cool sake, because East will meet West on the waters of Biscayne Bay during the Hong Kong Dragon Boat Festival. Unlike the yachts and cigarette boats that usually crowd the area, the boats at this annual fest measure 40 feet long and four feet…

Rescue Me from Boredom

Way back in the early ’90s, when MTV still actually played music, the network ran a series of sepia-toned, faux-infomercials featuring a fast-talking, wise-cracking, chain-smoking Beantown escapee named Denis Leary. Leary was pissed and he wanted you to know it — pissed about R.E.M. and the save-the-world types; about David…

Hon, Grab My Noodle

They say the water is fine and we should all just jump right in. But what if the water is infested with rubber-headed humans, stroking and paddling toward a soaking-wet finish line? Well, it means the gun has sounded and it’s time for Nike Swim Miami, a race where children,…