This Party Is Soaking WET

Anytime a hotel opens in South Beach, it means there’s a new restaurant to fulfill your face-stuffing needs, a slew of new rooms to get wasted in, and a brand-new hot spot begging you to dance in it. The splashy arrival of the W Hotel was no different. Our little…

The Freaks Come Out at Night

Open wide for Awarehouse’s ’70s porn-themed party, the Other Hollywood. Brooklyn’s Son of Sounds and Drrty Haze will provide the cheesy porn soundtrack, and José El Rey and Afrobeta will put on panty-dropping performances. Admission to the celebratory orgy is $20 and includes an open bar courtesy of Leblón Cachaça…

The Freaks Come Out at Night

If you’re 21, Halloween is less about candy and innocent fun and more about whorish costumes and drinking. And if you’re in Miami, even the “candy” loses its innocence. But nothing is more terrifying than a theme party, which the Raleigh is threatening to do. Your overused flapper costume will…

The Freaks Come Out at Night

If you’re 21, Halloween is less about candy and innocent fun and more about whorish costumes and drinking. And if you’re in Miami, even the “candy” loses its innocence. One of the biggest frights of the night is the return of Cameo. Now under the auspicious control of the Opium…

Uber Exclusive South Beach Party, Bro

The Ed Hardy T-shirt. Nothing is a bigger symbol of douchebaggery in clubland than it. It’s a faux-tattoo armor for those too wimpy to get real ones. Bedazzled and they achieve a whole another level of douchiness. Oh, and if you’re wearing Affliction you have two strikes against you: you’re…

The Freaks Come Out at Night

What’s scarier than a roomful of Playboy Bunnies? For $75, you and a bunch of playmates can party from 9 p.m. to 4 a.m. at Playboy Halloween Party at the Shore Club. Bunnies scheduled to appear include Miss December 2005 Christine Smith, Miss September 2009 Kimberly Phillips, and Miss February…

They’re Even Pretty Dead

If you thought that the drink prices at the Setai were scary, wait until Liquid Metal takes over for a special pre-Halloween event that will put the “boo” in boogeyman. In honor of the holiday that encourages you to scare the living daylights out of your loved ones, catch model-filled…

Blood on the Beach

If you can’t wait for Saturday to have your trick-or-treat themed fun, head to the Catalina for their True Beach Blood Party. That’s right, take out the “Beach” and the “Party” and you have True Blood — the uber-popular vampire series that we must admit we’ve never seen. This fete…

Big Promises From Whiskey Blue

The ritzy, glitzy Whiskey Blue at the new W Hotel on Fort Lauderdale Beach is hosting a new Wednesday-night party that it guarantees to be “the only high-end gay-friendly party in town.” Whiskey Blue’s Facebook page says the party is for gay men and women “and the lucky people they…

Michael Jackson Doc This Is It Is Definitely It

Thanks to the round-the-clock coverage that the mainstream media gave Michael Jackson’s death and its aftermath, by now you’ve heard how he died and how he lived. All that was left was to see if the undisputed King of Pop still had what it took to live up to that…

Around Town This Weekend

The Fort Lauderdale Film Festival kicks off today with Black Dynamite, a new take on the always-entertaining blaxploitation genre. It’s gonna git you sucka! Brendan O’Hara and Komakozie of The Big Bounce are landing at Moonchine tonight for a one-off show that promises set after set of their uniquely dope music. The…

Miami Art Museum Design Unveiled, Looks Oddly Familiar

​The public got its first real glimpse of what the facade of the Miami Art Museum’s new digs will look like yesterday. Nothing about the proposed building designed by the architecture firm of Herzog & de Meuron really screams anything uniquely Miami, but it sure does look like an art…