Best Public Restroom
When nature calls in downtown Miami, skip the sketchy gas station stalls and head straight for the holy grail of clean public restrooms: the second floor of the Stephen P. Clark Government Center. First, you’ll need to score a yellow visitor’s pass from the front desk — not white, not blue, but yellow, baby. Then breeze through security like you’re meeting with the mayor, and boom — a Miami-Dade Sheriff’s deputy personally swipes you into a private elevator. That’s right. You’re a baller now! Upstairs, a security guard might ask for your name and reason for visiting. Don’t be shy. Say it loud and proud: “I’m here to drop a deuce.” (Or you can say “restroom,” but where’s the fun in that?) After your five-star flush, swing by the filtered-water dispenser to hydrate like a champion. And don’t forget to snap a victory selfie outside your County Commissioner’s office — because democracy is messy, but your bathroom doesn’t have to be.