Say you were to compile a list of celebrities who notoriously don’t give a damn, Tracy Morgan would probably appear damn near the top. And that’s why we love him. Morgan’s eccentric personality and outrageous antics are wildly entertaining. The dude’s filter is nonexistent and we’re convinced that his 30…
Are you an 18- to 35-year-old alpha male? Do you love scantily clad women and binge drinking? Were you ever caught masturbating to PG-13 pictures of teen-romp starlets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you’re going to flip your shit when you hear that Maxim Magazine is…
Armand Van Helden and A-Trak are two sick fucks. But we love ’em for it. The electro house duo collectively known as Duck Sauce released the video for “Big Bad Wolf” yesterday and it’s hilariously disturbing, undeniably crude, and all-around brilliant. Billboard thinks it’s the most disturbing video of 2011…
When she’s not “cleaning toilets, mopping floors, and emptying the trash bins” at the Los Angeles County coroner’s office, Lindsay Lohan’s running around naked inside a Beverley Hills mansion. TMZ has confirmed that LiLo is posing for Playboy, tastefully spreading her legs for an upcoming issue of the venerable gentleman’s…
Diplodocuses were some of the gnarliest dinosaurs in North America. They were friendly, survived on a diet of mostly tree branches and water plants, and generally kicked it prehistorically ’round Utah and Colorado. But the Diplodocus is also the inspiration behind one of electro music’s commercial heavyweights, Diplo. He’s bringing…
“What’s you name?” Tyler Okonma asks an audience member in Minneapolis. The guy in the crowd introduces himself as Melvin. Naturally, Okonma replies, “I fucking hate you, Melvin.” In a 12-month span, Tyler, The Creator, and his gang of street punks have gone from relative West Coast obscurity to headlining…
Shopping malls and haunted houses can be incredibly scary, but a combination of the two, that’s just downright terrifying. Welcome to Doral. If you’re a sucker for deep-fried frights, rickety, fly-by-night carnival rides, and hired talent scaring the piss out of you, you know the beginning of fall triggers the…
On Sunday, we reported that Transit Lounge had suddenly closed its doors forever. But to borrow a generic quote from overly optimistic people: “When one door closes, another one opens.” In the case of the First Avenue space, the door opening is the Blackbird Ordinary. We just got off the…
In the 1950s, you had to unlock the door with a key of imagination. But in 2011, it only takes $40 before midnight and a couple of red monkeys. Of course, we’re talking about the Twilight Zone, that bizarro fifth dimension that’s seldom visited by sober man. You know, the…
We know you work hard everyday. The boss is constantly on your back and rarely, if ever, cuts you any slack. Trust us, we look forward to the weekend just like you. We can’ get enough of that jumping music, those slick DJs, the fog machines, and laser rays. Freestyle…
We love you, weekend. From nine to five, we daydream about you every single weekday. Every minute we spend held up in our cubicle under god-awful fluorescent lighting and staring blankly at our computer screen, we’re thinking of you. From happy hour to hardcore heavy metal shows, we welcome everything…
Several celebrities have shown their support for the 99% by showing up at the Occupy Wall Street demonstration. When it happens, Fox News is quick to point out dumb shit like Kanye West showing up in a $355 designer shirt or Alec Baldwin raking in “big bucks for starring in…
Rick Ross called Kreayshawn a “dirty bitch” and threatened to “slap the shit out of whoever carries her bags.” But the 22-year-old rapper-slash-Ricky Rozay enemy does not give a fuck. Seriously, she does not care. In a recent Huffington Post interview, Robin Wilkey asked Kreayshawn why she thinks she’s so…
Cool Kids at Eve October 23
Little Dragon at Grand Central October 22
A Night in Treme, Kermit Ruffins at South Miami-Dade Cultural Arts Center October 21
Every profession has its gold standard. The tech industry had Steve Jobs, Michael Jordan set the bar in the NBA, and David Sedaris is top dog when it comes to cleverness. At 54 years old, this Grammy-nominated humorist, author, and radio personality has an incredibly keen eye for the hilarity…
The Miami Dolphins may not have any victories this season, but they certainly have a sense of humor. They’re letting Jan from The Office sing “The Star-Spangled Banner” at this Sunday’s loss game against the Denver Broncos. Melora Hardin, who plays Jan on the hit NBC sitcom, has been on…
Add big budget exploitation to the laundry list of shit that the one percent is doing to piss the rest of us off. LA Times reports that Christopher Nolan’s third Batman flick, The Dark Knight Rises, is scheduled to begin filming in the streets of New York City later this…
The English are notorious for rock music and poor oral hygiene. Now, for about $16,000 (£10,000), you can buy the best of both. Diehard Beatles fans with entirely too much disposable income will have the chance to bid on one of John Lennon’s nasty teeth. Story goes that Lennon was…
There are very few bald men as gnarly as Richard Melville Hall, especially in the record business. Better known as Moby, the 46-year-old DJ, producer, and songwriter is an electronic music pioneer who’s broken cross-genre stereotypes with countless collaborations and massive commercial success. He’s worked with everyone from David Bowie…
Rick Ross suffered a seizure aboard a flight today, and the plane was forced to make an emergency landing. Miami’s larger-than-life rapper was flying from Fort Lauderdale to Memphis when the 35-year old lost consciousness, according to TMZ. Paramedics quickly started to administer CPR once the plane landed. The celebrity…
