Miami Rainpocalypse 2012: It’s Never Going to Stop Pouring

Between the front-page Miami Herald story, the endless meteorologists on the morning news and the Facebook and Twitter-choking freakout by basically everyone you know, you’d think hurricane season had officially arrived. Not quite. But it is going to rain for FOUR STRAIGHT DAYS in Miami.It’s the rainpocalypse! Will you and…

Jeb Bush Really Doesn’t Want To Be Mitt Romney’s Vice President

Conservatives tittered like giddy Limbaughs last week when Jeb Bush cracked open the door toward being a vice presidential candidate by telling Newsmax that he’d “consider” Romney’s overtures if they came. Rubio may be the rising star, but some in the GOP still dream lustily about a return to the…

305 Photo of the Day: Happy Hour

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Rick Scott’s State Employee Drug Testing Ruled Unconstitutional

Fire up those spliffs, DMV workers of Florida: A Miami federal judge has ruled that Gov. Rick Scott’s plan to randomly drug test all state employees is unconstitutional. Judge Ursula Ungaro ruled today that random tests of 85,000 state employees would be an unreasonable search and seizure and issued a…

Florida Poll Shows Romney Nabbing 47 Percent to Obama’s 45 Percent

Is Mitt Romney surging ahead of Barack Obama in Florida? Has the Sunshine State officially joined Mitt Nation? Did Obama really get zero bump by slow-jamming the news with Jimmy Fallon?Uh, no. It’s only April, so we probably shouldn’t pay attention to any presidential polls yet. Still, a new nonpartisan…

Truck Crash Spews Gallons of Sulfuric Acid Over Florida Highway

Massive semi-truck crashes can run the gamut from the comical — liquor everywhere! and milk! — to the bizarre — like  that Chinese truck that spewed live fish all over the highway — to the profitable, when a bank truck overturns and spews millions of coins. It’s hard to think…