A Wildfire Is Smothering Miami-Dade With Smoke This Morning

Don’t worry: It’s just not the raging hangover from those seven rum and Cokes you pounded while sweating through the Heat’s win last night. Your eyes are not fogged over with Monday-morning regret. Miami really has disappeared under a cloud of noxious smoke. A huge wildfire in Broward County is…

UberX Will Launch in Miami Today, Defying Miami-Dade’s Taxi Laws

After months of fruitless lobbying in Miami-Dade County and Tallahassee to change taxi laws in South Florida, app-based ride service Uber has decided to go the route of ride-sharing competitor Lyft and just ignore the regulations. Uber’s own ride-sharing service, UberX, is launching in Miami today, braving mass fines and…

A Florida Man Carried Out a Suicide Bombing in Syria This Week

On May 25, a massive truck bomb driven by a suicide bomber blew through a Syrian neighborhood, the latest strike in the nation’s brutal civil war. This bomb was different though; the Islamist force claiming credit quickly posted video of the attack and claimed that the jihadi who carried it…

Ex-Pitcher Claims MLB Wrecked His South Beach Sports Clinic

Past the space-age immersion chamber and the full-body scanner that can detect minute fat deposits, Neiman Nix’s office is a testament to what happens when modern medicine falls short. The walls are hung with glossy photos of a fastball-hurling Nix in Cincinnati Reds and Milwaukee Brewers uniforms, but the hulking,…

Florida Hurricane Expert: 75 Percent Chance State Gets Hit This Year

It’s been nine years since the double-whammy of Katrina and Wilma walloped Miami, and the Magic City has coasted through every hurricane season since without a scratch. Most weather experts have predicted more of the same this year, with another strong El Niño system tamping down tropical storms. But one…

Memorial Day Weekend Arrests Down by Nearly Half in Miami Beach

Swarms of rowdy beachgoers erupted into violent brawls. Police were overwhelmed as they tried to quell the chaos. Dozens ended up arrested while worried business owners looked on. Just another Memorial Day weekend in South Beach, right? Actually, not so much. That chaotic scene, in fact, went down yesterday in…

Biogenesis Scandal: MLB Might Have Obstructed Justice, Police Say

Nearly a year after the Biogenesis scandal ended with a record round of baseball suspensions, one mystery has lingered. It centers on boxes of medical files stolen from the car of whistleblower Porter Fischer, the source behind the New Times article that sparked the whole affair. The files taken from…

Biogenesis Scandal: MLB May Have Obstructed Justice, Boca PD Says

Nearly a year after the Biogenesis scandal ended with a record round of baseball suspensions, one mystery has lingered. It centers on boxes of medical files that were stolen from the car of whistleblower Porter Fischer, the source behind the New Times story that sparked the whole affair. The files…

Rick Scott Still Wants to Drug-Test Poor People

At this point, Gov. Rick Scott has turned into your embarrassing uncle who won’t stop ranting at dinner about how the government should drug-test everyone, no matter how clearly you explain that such a plan definitely violates the Constitution. Except in this case, it’s the federal court system that keeps…

Gulliver Schools: Unlikely Setting for Big Fraud

The doctor and the lawyer showed up at Opa-locka Executive Airport ready for a fight. As they rolled down the tarmac toward the yawning hangars, the pair was well past the boiling point. For months, they’d dealt with evasions and lies, and now — after weeks of detailed forensic accounting…

Miami-Based FBI Agent Arrested in Pakistan on Weapons Charges

Just after 4 p.m. on Monday, a man tried to board a Pakistan International Airlines flight in Karachi that was bound for the capital, Islamabad. Before he could enter, though, security officials searching his luggage say they found an ammunition bag with more than a dozen live rounds and a…

Gimenez to David Beckham: Consider Downtown Boat Slip for MLS Stadium

David Beckham’s aspirations for a new Major League Soccer stadium at PortMiami have lately been going about as well as Liverpool’s title chase. That’s an English soccer joke, people. They’re not going well! Faced with stiff opposition from Royal Caribbean and competing developers, Beckham’s proposal has begun to look politically…