The Real Story Behind the Movie War Dogs

A semicircle of balding military bureaucrats glowers across a mahogany desk at two 20-something stoners from Miami Beach. “Frankly, we were a tad concerned with your performance history against a deal of this size,” one of the bureaucrats intones. “But after meeting you two face-to-face, we feel like we’re in…

Donald Trump Comes to Miami Fresh Off Hinting That Someone Should Shoot Hillary

Headlines about Donald Trump saying insane things have become as routine as morning weather reports. Yet Trump’s suggestion yesterday that “Second Amendment people” might “do something” if Clinton is elected feels different. The Secret Service is investigating it. Thomas Friedman called Trump “a disgusting human being.” Even his old friend…

Tour Bus Cancels Wynwood Stops Over Zika Fears

Wynwood’s transformation from scrappy artist haven to full-on tourist attraction has been swift. And one of the surest signs of the switch came when the big, open-air tour buses began stopping outside Wynwood Walls, disgorging hordes of camera-toting visitors to wander the murals. Zika, though, is threatening to bring that…

Florida Could Allow More Cancer-Causing Chemicals in State Water

On the surface, it seems like a pretty easy question to answer: Should Florida allow more cancer-causing chemicals to pollute its water? But then again, this is Gov. Rick Scott’s Sunshine State, where concerns like “public health” often take a back seat to corporate cronyism. Critics say that’s exactly why…

Marco Rubio Cowardly Encourages America to Vote for Donald Trump

For a few months earlier this year, Sen. Marco Rubio seemed to have actually grown a spine. On the campaign trail, he dished out hard truths about Donald Trump, arguing passionately that Republicans would be making a historic mistake by nominating the xenophobic, serially dishonest populist. Then came Rubio’s crushing…

A Guide to the Floridians Who Will Embarrass Us at the RNC This Week

Starting today, thousands of (mostly white) people will gather in Cleveland, Ohio to horribly embarrass themselves and our nation. They will argue that scientists are wrong about climate change, that gay people don’t have the right to marry, and that Americans shouldn’t be allowed to watch porn. And then they…

Dwyane Wade Is Gone, and Miami Feels Terrible Today

In 2010, Miami was certain that Dwyane Wade was going home. The Chicago Bulls were riding high with a young Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah and Wade was itching to return to Illinois. Burnie was even on suicide watch on a platform outside the AA as the team begged Wade…

As Toxic Algae Chokes Florida Waters, Petition Urges Publix to Drop Big Sugar

Everyone agrees on this: Florida’s waterways are facing an unprecedented emergency. Toxic algae blooms have choked waterways across the state, closing beaches and rivers to tourists and residents. Gov. Rick Scott has declared a state of emergency in two counties.  There’s less agreement about who’s at fault. Scott’s blamed the…

Hassan Whiteside Re-signs With Miami Heat

In an off-season filled with huge questions for the Miami Heat, Pat Riley has already delivered one undeniable answer. Hassan Whiteside is staying in the 305. In a post published this morning on the Player’s Tribune, the elite 7-foot talent announced that he’s staying with the Miami Heat. The AP’s…