Last week, we got the call to cover Ocean Drive’s red carpet event for the Miami debut of blk. water, which we thought sounded interesting. Then we remembered that Real Housewives of New Jersey boys, Albie and Chris Manzo, represented the product. We knew if we were lucky, the guys…
Well, we made it. Is it just us or was a week without Tough Love Miami a little hard? Last Sunday, we watched a terrific show called The Wards Get Real and if you happen to catch it, you know they do just that week after week even when the…
If you have never been to the Miami Book Fair, may we suggest you do. Not a huge fan of books? Neither are we. We CliffNoted our way through college. And if it isn’t written by a celebrity, we probably want nothing to do with it. Which is exactly why…
Interviewing celebrities is a weird thing. You always wonder if they will be nice, what they will be like, etc. And when we were invited to cover the red carpet for the fifth annual BeLive Celebration Gala, which benefited four Colombian charities, we became terrified. Mainly because we don’t speak…
The ’50s had Marilyn Monroe. A few women since have come close to epitomizing her glamor, but none really truly reached her status. Then, came Dita Von Teese. For those of you who don’t know who she is, maybe you are like our mother who asked, “Wait, that girl who…
On a recent episode of Chelsea Lately, Handler discussed the literary success of Are You There Vodka? It’s Me Chelsea. When one of her guests brought up the fact that Handler had topped the New York Times’ Best-Seller list, the show’s host quickly added, “Yeah, so did Snooki.” She’s right,…
Walking down Lincoln Road recently, we saw a quote tattooed on a girls body that said, “Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies – Aristotle.” And we thought to ourselves, “Calling it now, that bitch is single.”We think this way not because we grew up with older…
See the full 28-photo Taylor Swift at the American Airlines Arena slideshow. Taylor Swift With Needtobreathe American Airlines Arena Sunday, October 13, 2011 Better Than: Anything we expected. Like, a lot better. Let’s note that this review is being written by a former pop-loving tween. In between the ages of…
The past two months, we’ve been watching and recapping Tough Love Miami for you. And after seven weeks, we might be officially hooked. We see ourselves wondering where the ladies and their relationships will go and no, we aren’t proud of it. But this week, we saw Miami girl Claudia…
We would like to officially call Steve Ward a groundbreaker. No, we aren’t going to follow that statement with a 🙂 or LOL, which if you remember from the texting episode, he hates. We all have girlfriends that have serious dating issues. And what we really mean is that we…
As we found in our sex survey, a little less than half this city is single. And “master matchmaker” Steve Ward of Tough Love knows why. We all need to be a little sluttier, drop the BS, and lower our standards. On Tough Love last night, Ward introduced the ladies…
On Tough Love Miami, the womenn take no time in getting the party started. In the first 30 seconds of last night’s show, Steve Ward announces that one of the days challenges is going to be a sexy photo shoot. This can’t be too hard when most of your contestants,…
Next time you drive past Miami International Airport, know that there is much more going on over there than arrivals and departures. Just blocks from MIA, there is magic being made. We are talking about the set of Starz’s soon-to-be hit show, Magic City, written, created, and directed by Miami…
We thought maybe they had decided to move Tough Love to Miami because of our great beaches and beautiful weather. Well, that might have had something to do with it, but Steve Ward had something else in mind: a city of non-English speakers all in one place. The ladies first…
If you think that a simple trip down to Party City will be good enough for a night out in Miami on Halloween this year, you’re wrong. Sure, it’ll get through the door at your neighbor’s lame boo bash, but if you really want to make statement this year, Cultist…
For the next month or so, you can wake up every Monday morning to enjoy our review of Vh1’s third season of the show Tough Love Miami. Not only will you be delighted by our wit and humor, but you can look forward to reading about one of the castmates…
If you are an avid reader of Cultist (as you should be), you caught our interview with AshleyMadison.com creator Noel Biderman last week. According to him, at one point or another, everyone in this world cheats. So we got to thinking: There’s no way everyone is an adulterer, right? Right?! Ugh,…
If you’re a little confused as to why we’ve only been watching Tough Love Miami for two weeks, but are already are on episode three, let us explain. Last week there were two episodes, remember? Now, lets move on. We realized why the show exists, and why it’s in its third…
So, Tough Love is back. And they brought the ladies right here to the Magic City (as if we didn’t have enough insanity in this town… ). If you’ve never had the pleasure of watching Tough Love, the premise of the program is to take a bunch of girls, put…
If checked out the New Times sex survey, you know that Miamians are either the horniest, sluttiest lot on the planet or a bunch of no-good liars. As you may remember, 71 percent of the 2,000 people surveyed admitted they think about fornication many times throughout the day. Which is probably…
When it comes to Miami, we have had our fair share of reality shows call the 305 home. From Jersey Shore to Bad Girls Club, it seems cable networks love to embarrass our city one drunken bar fight at a time. And while we have another one coming right around…
For the last few months, we’ve been hearing rumors that not only is a second season of Real Housewives of Miami happening, but they are already adding a few new A-listers to the lineup. While we have heard that everyone from Tracy Mourning to Tara Solomon are in the running,…
