When I first moved to Miami, I wanted to meet and greet everything that Miami had to offer: the clubs, the beaches, the hot Latin men needing green cards. So on my first night out, with my Massachusetts fake ID in hand, I went to a drag show. What I…
When we were first given the task to review Basketball Wives, we thought we had a knock-off Real Housewives on our hands. So like the serious journalists we are, we went to Wikipedia to do our research on the new project.There, the program description explains all the show’s women were…
If you’re a Vh1 junkie like ourselves, there is a good chance you have caught classics like Rock of Love Bus with Bret Michaels or Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch. But no one did fake love competitions better than Flavor Flav with Flavor of Love. If we told you we had…
Just in case you haven’t been keeping up, we have had a crazy couple of weeks. It all began when we were given the task to review Tough Love Miami on Vh1. We thought all was over when the reunion ran on December 18th. Oh, but how wrong we were.Since…
The best part of fall is not leaves changing and throwing on your favorite wool sweater. Let’s be honest — we are still having Sunday Fundays at the beach way into December. For us, autumn is all about the end of summer reruns and the return of NBC Thursdays; it…
If there is one area that seems more vagina-friendly than ever these days, it’s comedy; Cameron Diaz agreed when we interviewed her. Just take a look at the biggest ladies of the moment: Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kristin Wiig — strong, talented, respected women whose success has them rolling in…
When we were given the task of reviewing Tough Love Miami back in October, we were more than excited. We won’t lie; we love ourselves some reality TV. But what would come of these write-ups is something we never expected. Along the way, we have actually become friendly with a…
If you are anything like us, you watched this season of Tough Love Miami every single week … and you recapped it every Monday morning to relive the glory. So, when the finale came on December 11th, we were more than pleased to find out that for the first time,…
The real reason for kissing at midnight on New Years Eve? Whether you’re single, married, divorced, or your outlook on monogamy is much like Tiger Woods’, everyone is trying to get some. And if anyone is going to help you get laid, it’s Robin Thicke. So if you are looking…
Unless you’re blind and deaf, you know Rev Run. He’s a founding member of legendary rap crew Run-D.M.C. , an ex-reality TV star, prominent reverend, father of six, and a DJ. And if you want to check out his Rock and Roll Hall of Fame-level skills, he’ll be dropping a…
Miami Beach is home to plenty of A-listers: Lil Wayne, Missy Elliot, Lenny Kravitz, Kelly Rowland and oh, so many more. But unluckily — at least for residents of the 33139 area code — the beach just got another celebrity neighbor. Ready the South Beach welcome wagon. It’s time to…
Well, that’s all, kids. We have officially survived 11 weeks of Tough Love Miami. Quite the feat, if you ask us. But just when you thought it was over, Steve Ward let us know last week that for the first time, all the ladies were coming back for a reunion…
It was a big year for television, so when facing the daunting task of compiling the best and worst, we went back into our archives. There were so many options to include. What about those Teen Moms? They were at their dramatic best, and we hate to admit how much…
As 2011 comes to an end, we’re getting all nostalgic about the great moments in Miami culture that took place over the past year. And we know we’re not alone. So we’ve asked some of Miami’s top artists, writers, film producers and other cultural geniuses about their favorite 2011 memories…
Our mama always told us that great things come to those who wait. Those girls over at 16 & Pregnant have already shown us what happens to those who don’t, but Vh1 is teaching us a hefty lesson as well.After only making us wait a couple of months between seasons…
OK kids, we did it. We made it through 11 weeks of Tough Love Miami. We have seen laughter, tears and a lot of hot messes, but it all comes down to this: the finale. Last week, we got to watch those lucky bitches cruise to the Bahamas with their…
There is a very good chance that when you watched the Real Housewives of Miami, you thought there was no chance in hell they were getting a another season. Much like their sister show, Miami Social, we thought they were goners for sure — mainly because, much like Social, the…
Remember when New Jersey was just the armpit of New York? Well, those days are over. Maybe not everyone agrees, but it definitely has the attention of the country. A lot of that has to do with the Real Housewives of New Jersey. And one lady who was there when…
So, last week’s hot seat took not one, but two different Sunday nights to get through. Maybe because there was not one, not two, but three different ladies that did the worst last week. And Miss Christine took the cake as the hottest mess of them all. She not only…
id anyone catch the preview for Baseball Wives before Tough Love Miami began? Goodness, that show looks great.Now imagine: you’re sitting at home in your reality show mansion and all of a sudden, Knock, Knock. You think, “There must be someone at the door.” Oh yes, there sure is: it’s…
About a month ago, the Fillmore Miami Beach announced that our favorite comedian, Tracy Morgan, would be gracing their stage on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Our heart went aflutter and we shot our Miami New Times editor an email begging asking to cover the show. Luckily for us she obliged,…
Remember the days when being a housewife was considered a bad thing? Well, listen up ladies: those days are no more! Thanks to Bravo, if you have a ring on your finger and lots of money (or are willing to pretend like you do,) then they want to hire you…
